Ha, I like the vag versus anal. It would be a good way to get the word out about the pleasures of anal and vaginal masturbation.

You mean... it's a secret?

No one told me that anal and vaginal masturbation was a secret!!!!! My entire blog is about it!! Well... 90ish% about it!!

Knowing me, depending on the age of the child/your timezone/whether I suspected any level of drug use or inebriation on the part of the screamer, and how far apart yr houses are (eg how much the sound should travel therefore how much louder he may be being than it even seems), I'd call the police or call child & protective services in the AM, or call my landlord, or something. Ofc, when I was barely 21 and had my first apt, I was pretty sure that my next door neighbor was being beat and I'd knocked on their door and made a noise complaint and wasn't ready to call the cops so I told my landlord and asked if maybe he could just pop in and get a read of the situation/etc and he blew me off, saying something about "if you think you need to call, call already" and showed ZERO concern for the well-being of his tenant (the chick I think was being beaten, that is). Le sigh. Some ppl just suck. He gave one of my cats to my upstairs neighbor too, unbeknownst to me and w/o my permission. Friggin dickhead.

Ooh, I've been seeing a lot of french antiques coming back in style in the decor mags. and art deco and mid-century mod, ofc, as well as baroque and rococo and victorian and all that stuff. and the spreads in the mags always have THE perfect crystal decanters on THE perfect solid silver drink tray or some amazing drink cart and the houses that are all modern w/ the incredible infinity pools that seem to literally go INTO the expanse of ocean in the Dominican Republic or some other warm place worthy of umbrella drinks from the 1400 sq feet of floor-to-ceiling glass ALONE (the place i have in mind atm is over 20k sq ft) and it seems that the trappings of privelege and luxury and even excess seem to be making a comeback - at least if Elle Decor and House Beautiful and Dwell and Architectual Digest and all those rags are any indicator and, since most of us have probably never known true wealth, even those of us who are or have been upper middle-class, I think it'd be fun to write about the world of that kind of luxury - where 25k for an original Eames chair is like 25 bucks at Applebee's for the rest of us and there are parties in the hamptons and different sets of standards and legal rules and so on and so forth. A Gatsby-ish thing, perhaps, or something along the lines of any # of Bret Easton Ellis' stuff or even a Jackie Collins type beach story thing. I'd just love to write that world the way I'd want it for myself and then be able to have influence over those who are so blinded by their wealth that they seem to have blinders on to the fact the majority of the nation is having srs economic issues atm. I want to play 1%er for a day.

to be corrupted.

I'm really excited about it. Thanks for picking it!

Oh. my. I'd cry and go knock on their door and throw THE hugest hissy fit. That would be true torture to a music snob such as msyelf.

LOL! Good point, esp considering the stuff they've been giving away lately. Just sayin.

Heck, if it's good enough, it could get blogged. On its merits alone, even!

Hahaha... I've got a total Fight Club parody in my head... "This is Missy's 8-inch vibrating anal probe..."

That, too, definitely.

Congrats, Lollie! Great work!

Oh i love cheeks... both kinds. The apples of the facial cheeks and the ample yet firm flesh and muscle of the asscheeks... yum.

awws, that's too cute and sweet! lucky man!

woot woot! too bad i'm braindead and thinking/typing so slow today. You'd chosen before I even got my 2nd suggestion in, lol. Though, I guess I took up one topic w/ an idea of so I shouldn't get greedy.

Oh no.

I play latino music, and then Italian opera, or swing music when I wake up and that is at abut 4am. Never fear. I am usually gone when they play it!