This is NOT a lubricant.

Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
No way.
01/31/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Soap. It wasn't MY idea!
01/31/2012
Contributor: AvaLaRoux AvaLaRoux
that just sounds horribly painful to me
02/01/2012
Contributor: AJvil AJvil
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a ... more
No, I've only used lube
02/01/2012
Contributor: Lucky21 Lucky21
Wow that sounds like a bad idea.
02/01/2012
Contributor: dhig dhig
never ever
02/01/2012
Contributor: True Pleasures True Pleasures
I can't believe someone would actually use shampoo... I've heard of people using Crisco and Vaseline, but I'd never do that either. I'm sticking to lubes that ARE lubes.
02/01/2012
Contributor: hiroshiro hiroshiro
Using soap as lube just makes me think of poorly researched fanfic.
02/01/2012
Contributor: Positwist Positwist
I'm sure a dude could use shampoo without a problem, but my vag hurts just thinking about it...
03/11/2012
Contributor: charletnarouh charletnarouh
Oh god, the horror stories in this thread. *shudders* I'll stick with organic, water based lube!
03/11/2012
Contributor: Mx.Nekora Mx.Nekora
I've only used Lotion as a Non-Lube,and it's not that bad,but i would NEVER use anything else other than a regular,safe lubricant! I ain't that stupid.
03/11/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
I have heard of people using hair gel.
03/11/2012
Contributor: CadmiumKitty CadmiumKitty
ickk!
04/26/2012
Contributor: Vegan Silk Vegan Silk
doesn't sound like fun. I have plenty of lube around, so I have never even tried anything else
04/26/2012
Contributor: pootpootpoot pootpootpoot
I've seen it recommended by things like cosmo before for shower sex, but it never occurred to me to actually try them, thank goodness. Back before I smartened up we just never used lube at all, even for anal, which wasn't a ton of fun but at least it wasn't grape jelly *shudder*

The worst thing I've heard of as lube was in a hentai where they used melted sugar. Strangely no one was burned or at all hurt by it.
04/26/2012
Contributor: Clubbinseals Clubbinseals
haha really funny post! Poor girl. I thankfully havnt had anything like that happen
05/04/2012
Contributor: Chami Chami
conditioner works
05/20/2012
Contributor: reinkaos reinkaos
I don't mind jacking off with conditioner,but I have tried shampoo and it got in my peehole and burned for hours, eventually i got over it
05/21/2012
Contributor: Fawkes Fawkes
never!
05/21/2012
Contributor: WildDreamer WildDreamer
Yeah; IcyHot is not lube. Not ever. Luckily, I was young enough to have made this mistake alone, rather than with a partner, although I was dumb enough to try masturbating with it in the first place. Never again. Thirteen was an age at which I was not the brightest crayon in the box.

I have used Dr Bronner's soap as a masturbatory aid (rarely on myself but more frequently on my boyfriend) in the shower from time to time; all it seems to do side-effects wise is make you tingly and cold after you rinse it off. Ah, peppermint oil.
05/21/2012
Contributor: bh253 bh253
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
There was a woman who came into the ER with what had to have been one of the most flaming yeast infections in the history of womankind. She said she had run out of KY Jelly, so she thought grape jelly would be a good substitute. The infection was ... more
This made me cringe!
05/22/2012
Contributor: Khanner Khanner
I've used this skin oil stuff once, it had only 2 ingredients: cyclopentasiloxane (commonly main ingredient in silicone lubes) and vitamin E. But that was before I actually had lube, and I looked the ingredients up in advance.
05/22/2012
Contributor: Ilovelingerie Ilovelingerie
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a ... more
Wow, shampoo??? who would think about that.
But the most adventurous we have been about lubricant(other then lubricant) is the good head gel(which hey, is basically the same thing) Usually we don't need anything though.
05/22/2012
Contributor: Sauceboss Sauceboss
yes but never internally or with a partner.
05/24/2012
Contributor: Petthekitty Petthekitty
Quote:
Originally posted by Tori Rebel
You don't actually have to heat it. It has a super low melting point and will melt upon contact with skin. It does a great job and works well for those with sensitive skin as long as you're not using condoms.
Was gonna say this! It's so silky smooth.
05/26/2012
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a ... more
That's awful!
05/26/2012
Contributor: Love Obsessed Love Obsessed
I remember reading that.I thought why not just have extra lube on hand.I have never used anything other than lubrication
05/27/2012
Contributor: quackbuster quackbuster
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a ... more
I've used lotions when giving handjobs & never had a problem.
05/27/2012
Contributor: Mamastoys Mamastoys
Quote:
Originally posted by Passionate Pastor
Coconut oil is what we use sometimes. It is for organic cooking but it is safe for sex, but it is not compatible with latex so be careful with your condoms
We have used coconut oil before too. Don't have to worry about condom compatibility.
05/27/2012
Contributor: mmmmm mmmmm
Nope
05/29/2012