Anyone who tried to put SHAMPOO in my vagina would be kicked out of bed so fast!
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This is NOT a lubricant.
02/02/2011
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Makes me wonder if she ran out of KY because she used it on a sandwich, if she thinks they're so interchangeable!
Originally posted by
Selective Sensualist
There was a woman who came into the ER with what had to have been one of the most flaming yeast infections in the history of womankind. She said she had run out of KY Jelly, so she thought grape jelly would be a good substitute. The infection was
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There was a woman who came into the ER with what had to have been one of the most flaming yeast infections in the history of womankind. She said she had run out of KY Jelly, so she thought grape jelly would be a good substitute. The infection was so bad that it had spread to her thighs.
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02/02/2011
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Lube on a sandwich would be much safer.
Originally posted by
Crystal1
Makes me wonder if she ran out of KY because she used it on a sandwich, if she thinks they're so interchangeable!
02/02/2011
Guilty. Before I knew better I used conditioner. I figured that it was nice and slippy in my hair, so it would be nice and slippy elsewhere. I lucked out, I never had a reaction to it, and stopped once I learned that it was a bad thing to use.
02/06/2011
umm ouch. Well I will say that when I was very young just discovering masterbation I decided to use body lotion. For some reason I was suprised it burned, duh! Thats an innocent mistake tho, not quite as moronic as Shampoo. After the burning lotion incident I began using conditioner as lube which didnt bother me really. Now Id never do it but back then it did its job. Worked well in the shower too.
02/06/2011
lol Thanks for this!
02/10/2011
I used vaseline when I was maybe 16 and just exploring anal play with my fingers. It worked okay, but now I use lube intended for sex.
02/11/2011
I've used baby oil gel, I figure if it's safe enough for babies, it's safe enough for me. However, I usually stick to traditional lube.
02/14/2011
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Ouch..no liquids going in me unless if it's meant to be personal lube!
Originally posted by
~LaUr3n~
I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a
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I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a good idea. He said ir worked for a bit then she had a horrible reaction and had to go to ER.
WOW...
Has anyone used something as a lubricant that did work or even tell us what didn't. Has anyone wanted to suggest something that was really unsafe? less
WOW...
Has anyone used something as a lubricant that did work or even tell us what didn't. Has anyone wanted to suggest something that was really unsafe? less
02/16/2011
Some guys will use just about anything to make it feel good when going solo ... but personally I wouldn't use any strange ingredients when going vaginally.. that's just asking for problems.
02/20/2011
I've been offered to use sunflower oil, but I refused.
02/21/2011
I get hives almost every time I shower from my shampoo and conditioner...I'm certainly not putting that stuff near my bits!
02/21/2011
Baby oil for anal back in the day... now I have a lube collection. It rocks to be an adult and not stupid. *_*
02/25/2011
Oh my goodness! I stick with actual lubricants, I don't want anything to be irritated!
02/25/2011
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i've used baby oil and vaseline when i just started having sex.... :/
Originally posted by
~LaUr3n~
I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a
...
more
I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a good idea. He said ir worked for a bit then she had a horrible reaction and had to go to ER.
WOW...
Has anyone used something as a lubricant that did work or even tell us what didn't. Has anyone wanted to suggest something that was really unsafe? less
WOW...
Has anyone used something as a lubricant that did work or even tell us what didn't. Has anyone wanted to suggest something that was really unsafe? less
i mean, nothing bad happened...but yuckyyyy!
03/10/2011
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All I can think of is an episode of House where a girl in the clinic was usually grape jelly. No I just use normal lubricants.
Originally posted by
~LaUr3n~
I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a
...
more
I was reading Cosmo and I was looking at the funny mini stories they always have. One of them I was more mortified by than humored by. The guy and his gf were in a hurry to have sex but needed lubricant. This dumb ass decided that SHAMPOO would be a good idea. He said ir worked for a bit then she had a horrible reaction and had to go to ER.
WOW...
Has anyone used something as a lubricant that did work or even tell us what didn't. Has anyone wanted to suggest something that was really unsafe? less
WOW...
Has anyone used something as a lubricant that did work or even tell us what didn't. Has anyone wanted to suggest something that was really unsafe? less
03/14/2011
I would have never thought of shampoo, soap, or conditioner as lube. Poor GF.
03/16/2011
I think I used vaseline a few times, but not for sex, just to help me insert a tampon.
03/21/2011
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*Shudder*
Originally posted by
Selective Sensualist
There was a woman who came into the ER with what had to have been one of the most flaming yeast infections in the history of womankind. She said she had run out of KY Jelly, so she thought grape jelly would be a good substitute. The infection was
...
more
There was a woman who came into the ER with what had to have been one of the most flaming yeast infections in the history of womankind. She said she had run out of KY Jelly, so she thought grape jelly would be a good substitute. The infection was so bad that it had spread to her thighs.
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Hate to say it, but that is moronic.
Seems like there is a walgreens on every corner. You can get cheap lube easily. Most gas station bathrooms even have it. lol.
03/21/2011
Meh. Mild unscented soaps for anal a few times in the shower, never had any problems.
Of course, it's definitely not something we do every day, so my system has time to fix itself or whatever.
Of course, it's definitely not something we do every day, so my system has time to fix itself or whatever.
03/21/2011
OMG that is so freaking stupid
04/20/2011
never used anything but personal lube
04/21/2011
I'm allergic to so many weird things... I carry a little bottle of lube in my purse just to avoid using random non-lubricants. :p
04/21/2011
Does spit count?
04/21/2011
I'd just be so scared I would have a reaction. So I'm sticking to things that say lube on the bottle.
04/21/2011
Yes: body lotion, baby oil, sunflower oil, grapeseed oil, hand cream.
For internal use only grapeseed oil however.
For internal use only grapeseed oil however.
04/28/2011
My husband has used conditioner and lotions as lube while he jacked off, but I personally have never used anything for lube that wasn't lube.
04/28/2011
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I use vaseline too! Love how it feels for anal! Up until recently I'd used ky and astroglide mostly, but then the night I met up with the guy I'm seeing, we needed to find something, just anything, because he is especially big down there and it was definitely going in my bottom which isn't very big, and vaseline was all we could find when we went rummaging through the bathroom of the house the party was at. And from then it's just become our favorite thing to use. From a practical side it is also very thick so it doesn't dry up over a long sex session.
Originally posted by
Tuesday
I used vaseline extensively for ages until I came to this site.
I think Alan and Michelle said that any coconut oil except Spectrum is good. Of course they said this right after I bought Spectrum oil. Its supposed to be good for cooking since ... more
I think Alan and Michelle said that any coconut oil except Spectrum is good. Of course they said this right after I bought Spectrum oil. Its supposed to be good for cooking since ... more
I used vaseline extensively for ages until I came to this site.
I think Alan and Michelle said that any coconut oil except Spectrum is good. Of course they said this right after I bought Spectrum oil. Its supposed to be good for cooking since it can handle high heat, but I find that food sticks horribly with coconut oil. less
I think Alan and Michelle said that any coconut oil except Spectrum is good. Of course they said this right after I bought Spectrum oil. Its supposed to be good for cooking since it can handle high heat, but I find that food sticks horribly with coconut oil. less
The most unlubricant type of lube I've used for anal is hand lotion, just a few times. That's what we used the first time I did anal.
Another I do not recommend is ky warming lube! at least not for butt sex. My boyfriend at the time hated the stuff too.
04/29/2011
Oop forgot baby oil! that works fantastic for anal. Dang I need to introduce my big beau to that tonight!
04/29/2011
spit, vaseline for masturbation before I got real lube, and lube. I hate KY but will use it in a pinch, I am in LOVE with sliquid sea
04/29/2011