Great poll - very funny!

My husband is really good so I can't complain to much. My thing that bothers me but I will never say anything to about is pushing my head down a lot or just asking for head ALL the time. And sometimes during foreplay he will stop as I'm about to get off. And sex doesn't always cut it for me.

I went with the BJ thing because I have a ridiculous gag reflex. I can barely take the tip in my mouth without having to be very careful not to puke, but he still pushes on my head. It's like he wants me to throw up or something.

I would have gone with lack of foreplay, but for some reason not much really gets me good enough to get going. There's really only anal or an orgasm before sex, and if I orgasm too many times in a row I get a tummy ache so I try not to do that unless I know he's going to go easy on me.

"take rest stops while giving you oral (seems like this always happens right when you feel like you'r"

Not sure where the rest of that was going but I have an idea. I thought I was the only one

I'm a guy so I didn't take the quiz but truthfully the absolute most irritating thing to me is when a women wont tell you what she wants if something feels good or doesn't how am I supposed to know. To me its like taking a car to a mechanic and telling them to fix it with out telling them what the problem is and the mechanic doesn't have much experience with this type of car. I don't know about most guys but I would love for a women to tell me what to do its not going to hurt my ego. I understand that I should learn but some training is now and constructive criticism is appreciated. If I try something new let me know if yo like it or if you don't because if you don't why am I wasting my time on this. Sometimes I would ask my last girlfriend did you enjoy that did you orgasm? Her answer every time would be I enjoyed it and I think I orgasmed. I never said this but I thought it how can you not know if you had an orgasm or not. Her face never gave away anything either I could be combing her hair rubbing her shoulders playing with her breast massaging and kissing her feet and legs or going down on her and her facial expression would never change. I'm kind of a geek not in a big way but I love to learn things and become good at them. I think I could become good at pleasing a women it would just take one willing to teach a little and not be afraid to say what they want or when I'm doing something good or bad. I don't have a problem taking initiative with a women I just want to make sure she likes it just a few approving sounds would help. But giving no input or output whatsoever drives me nuts. How do you expect a guy to please you when you don't help him know what pleases you.

Thanks for the laugh

there not really anything

My guy is usually pretty good with foreplay, but I HATE when he pushed my head down during oral.

I would say that it seems that most guys can come so much quicker than most girls. Must be nice!

The head-shoving upsets me a bit. I feel like come on, man, give me some credit here! I know what I'm doing, sit still and let me do it. There is no need for being pushy and it's just going to make me want to bite you.

Ugh, these are all so obnoxious! I don't think I can choose.

Foreplay is the best!

The only one that pisses me off royally is when a guy asks if I'm going to cum. Then I start thinking about it and there is no way in hell it is happening. I need to be relaxed and in the moment damnit! I know it's because he wants to make me cum and enjoy myself and that is wonderful, really but good God, ask me after. I never hold it over a guy if I didn't orgasm, I'm more than happy to give pointers. And you know what boys? I might even be willing to show you those pointers if you're willing to learn!

My current boyfriend was always worrying about making me cum, I had to explain to him that I personally don't need to cum to enjoy sex and feel satisfied. I also gave him ideas that would increase the chances of him giving me a g-spot orgasm and he was WONDERFUL about listening and understanding! And man oh man did he LEARN!

Men really do care about pleasing women and I think it is great! Sometimes they just have terrible timing! Love you boys, I really do!

no foreplay

i couldn't vote, because he does all these things.

some can seem to eager and don't even care to get your juices flowing before they try to dive in

good to know

its all about foreplay. preheating the oven

Where should i start

Every option is annoying. But not enough foreplay is a definite killer.

I once had a guy keep asking me "what are you doing down there?" "I'd love to know what you're doing down there" everyone 10 seconds while I was giving him head...Did he really expect me to stop to explain my technique? Such a turn off, I had to end it.