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Most Annoying Things Men do During Sex

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Contributor: Jenniae09 Jenniae09
Quote:
Originally posted by Liz2
Guess I am a clean freak. I just don't feel sexy when I am not showered or sweaty. I expect the same from my b/f 'though he would rather put the shower off until after sex, lol.
I am the same way! I don't expect him to eat me out if I'm all sweaty, but it seems like he prefers me to give him a blow job after he works out without a shower...
09/16/2010
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
The worst thing, other than selfishness and apparent lack of concern for the woman's experience, is not doing something I've asked him to do. Or doing that thing only for a few seconds then stopping, as though a few seconds is enough.
09/16/2010
Contributor: iceman681 iceman681
id hope if i ever did something to annoy my wife that she would tell me.
09/16/2010
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
Well, I don't have sex with men generally, but the question doesn't specify they have to be involved. So, the most annoying thing men do to me during sex is interrupt.
09/18/2010
Contributor: Trashley Trashley
Sometimes I loving getting my head pushed down roughly like that, but there's sometimes, like when drunk for example, when you should not. do. that. Vodka and unexpected deepthroat won't end well for anyone haha
09/21/2010
Contributor: Bon Bon Bon Bon
I was once in bed with this guy who wouldn't stop moving his head in circles, and as soon as we were finished, he got up and went straight to his computer and started playing video games. Really socially inept. I can kind of handle a man falling asleep right after, but video games? Yikes.
09/28/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by Naughty Student
I wish we had more foreplay. Foreplay for my partner is kissing my breasts and sucking my nipples but before sex they are sensitive and it tickles so not very fun. I rarely get oral from my partner bcs I have a hygiene complex. Although I may be ... more
Im the same - hygiene complex. I know Im freshly clean and I dont mind my own taste but I keep thinking - what if I dont taste or smell right to him. It consumes my head and then I cant go through with it.
Hopefully I'll be able to relax with the next partner. For me, alot also depends on how the guy makes me feel. If he can just naturally make me feel totally comfortable and relaxed, I can trust things will be ok.

My ex use to be done before me and then he would roll over and sleep. Made me wonder if he ever considered if I had enjoyed the sex as much as he did.....
I might as well have been single pleasuring myself!
10/09/2010
Contributor: nolongerhere nolongerhere
I used to date a guy who would fart during sex. Gross.
10/11/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Trashley
Sometimes I loving getting my head pushed down roughly like that, but there's sometimes, like when drunk for example, when you should not. do. that. Vodka and unexpected deepthroat won't end well for anyone haha
Yeah, I do, too. Especially if we're into it rough, and I've just Come and he'll just grab me by the back of my hair and....well, you know.

He'd never do it if we weren't into "rough sex mode."
10/11/2010
Contributor: Yiggi Yiggi
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... more
Boyfriend is unpracticed in the art of foreplay... and general female pleasuring.
10/12/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
My darling is very clean and so am I.
If I get a little sweaty, he still loves to go down and everything.
I HATE it.
Although I have learned I taste pretty yummy.
I do like to smell fresh and fruity though.

I eat decently and enjoy good things.
Keep it clean down there and very bare.

He sometimes worries that his penis alone won't get me off... and sometimes mopes, but not alot.
He focuses on me WAY WAY a lot. I feel like a spoiled brat. He always wants to know what I want, what I wanna try, and gives good massages and is a good cuddler.

Sometimes I'd like our sessions to be longer, but.. I'm always so happy afterwards.
11/06/2010
Contributor: lamira lamira
I think the rest stops are bad during oral. But I think the rest stops or worse when my partner is rubbing my clit and it feels so intense and amazing and then he stops for a moment because is hand or arm is uncomfortable. It's then hard for me to quickly get back to that intense feeling.
11/06/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
LOL. My guy is so self conscious about smelling good and being clean that usually he hops into the shower before I'm even awake!
My boyfriend is the same way, when I'm groggy or barely awake he's up and showering and I'm like... Whhhaaa?
11/06/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
Naughty Student & Firemeup- I can so relate to both of your comments.

I have a hygiene complex too! I'm not saying it's fair to ask a guy to always be ready and willing, but it really sucks when you spend all that time ... more
My boyfriend is like that about himself. He won't open mouth kiss me, until he brushes his teeth and stuff.

But he loves just staring at me in the morning and I'm like AUGH I love AWFUL go away.
11/06/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
I have experienced all the but the last of these options and they generally all tend to piss me off equally.
11/22/2010
Contributor: Lucidity Lucidity
My current boyfriend's really good. But general selfishness is the worst in bed!
12/10/2010
Contributor: deletedacct deletedacct
Doesn't surprise me that 43% said not enough foreplay.

I'm sure there's a list of annoying things women do during sex as well.
12/10/2010
Contributor: PussyGalore PussyGalore
If those are the options, then I'm one lucky woman! He has never done any of those things. I'm going to show him just how thankful for that I am. Thanks for reminding me I found the perfect person for me!
12/10/2010
Contributor: mariah mariah
all of the above i can't just pick one!
12/10/2010
Contributor: Xavier7 Xavier7
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ... more
Wah. Women don't complain about us enough.
12/11/2010
Contributor: darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
One of my ex boyfriends would constantly push my head down during oral sex. I found that irritating, cause I'm the one doing this, not him. I should be free to do it as I please. I also would get extremely irritated when he would beg me to do something I already clearly stated several times that I didn't want to do.

My current boyfriend doesn't do anything irritating, thankfully.
12/12/2010
Contributor: RemusHalifax RemusHalifax
I don't really have these problems, but my least favorite is definitely the gagging. If he just let me do my job, it wouldn't be a problem. But I know he doesn't do it to be forceful, he just gets a little carried away sometimes. > u >
12/17/2010
Contributor: null null
Quote:
Originally posted by Yiggi
Boyfriend is unpracticed in the art of foreplay... and general female pleasuring.
As is mine, and I was ok with that at first...but since I started using my toys he now relies on me to take care of myself.
He'll try foreplay for maybe 2 minutes then we'll have sex, really quickly. I'll be uncomfortable the whole time and as soon as it starts to feel good to me, he comes. Then he stops and leaves me alone. Arrg...
12/19/2010
Contributor: Airekah Airekah
It never fails when they go right for the sex and skip the foreplay and then don't understand why "it's so tight" or "you aren't wet." DO a little more than kiss, I like to be pet!
12/19/2010
Contributor: nerdgirl nerdgirl
I love reading posts on fmylife.com, especially in the intimacy section... I was reading a particular one to my boyfriend (link), and he proceeded to reenact it the next time we were having sex. There was another one that he also enacted (link). While they're amusing, it's also kind of terrifying. I'm seriously wondering if I need to stop reading those out loud to him now...
12/19/2010
Contributor: MrRainybowbow MrRainybowbow
Sadly my bf hasn't learned well on goof forplay =/
12/20/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by darthkitt3n
One of my ex boyfriends would constantly push my head down during oral sex. I found that irritating, cause I'm the one doing this, not him. I should be free to do it as I please. I also would get extremely irritated when he would beg me to do ... more
Oh god, I hate that.
I always warn my boyfriend if you do that,I will bite it.
12/21/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by nerdgirl
I love reading posts on fmylife.com, especially in the intimacy section... I was reading a particular one to my boyfriend (link), and he proceeded to reenact it the next time we were having sex. There was another one that he also enacted (link). ... more
Oh dear god.... I almost choked on my water. AWESOMENESS.


I linked my boyfriend the list from the Bloggess, about things not to say in bed.

link


Of course, the one he liked was "THIS IS SPARTA"

He said it loudly in a hotel room... and the walls were so thin you could hear the people next door go WTF?
12/21/2010
Contributor: VieuxCarre VieuxCarre
The absolute worst thing a guy did during sex was not only go in dry, but he laughed at me the entire time because apparently my moaning was amusing to him. And, to top off the no foreplay, he managed to twist my Nuvaring and scrape my cervix, which caused me pain when I went to finish the job myself and when I had it scraped at my doctor's appointment that followed that horrible night.

Never...ever...again.
01/04/2011
Contributor: xfairyxtalex xfairyxtalex
Quote:
Originally posted by Dragon
Friend of mine's favorite expression about what's wrong with sex is "I am NOT a bullsye!"
Haha.
01/05/2011