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What weird-looking guy do you still totally want to have sex with?

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Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Not here
My man always says I'm gross for thinking Captain Jack Sparrow is sexy. I honestly don't know what it is. But I'm not really big on Johnny Depp otherwise... it's weird.
LOL!

My Man gets it. (Also, Depp is No 1 on my "Freebie: I can fuck this person if I get a chance and it doesn't count as cheating" list.)

We saw PotC the first time and I'm sitting there going, "He's doing somebody. He's imitating someone. WHO does he remind he of? Who is he doing?"

My Man just smiled at me and said, "Keith Richards. He's Keef." Turns out, Depp did base the character on his friend, Keith.

Not to take the thread off track, but Richards was supposed to be in the last Pirates of the Caribbean movie and when, evidently some idiot at Disney read his new biography, with all the sex and drugs, his scenes, already shot and ready to go, where cut from the movie.

He's KEITH RICHARDS!!!! Did they not know? The sex and drugs were a surprise? To whom? Idiots at Disney, evidently. He was supposed to play Jack Sparrow's father. *sigh* I was really looking forward to that, too, as it had been planned since the first movie.
01/25/2011
Contributor: seaofneptune seaofneptune
I'd go for Sam Elliot - I love the mustache! Or like my partner says that the mustache's name is Sam Elliot and there is just a guy attached to it.
01/25/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by seaofneptune
I'd go for Sam Elliot - I love the mustache! Or like my partner says that the mustache's name is Sam Elliot and there is just a guy attached to it.
Hahahaaa! That's great. I have to tell My Man that.
01/25/2011
Contributor: padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
I've always had a thing for Johny Depp whether he's dressed up weird or not. Very cute guy!
05/01/2011
Contributor: Kdlips Kdlips
Prince
05/18/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka... I thought I was the only one.

I also would do Christopher Eccleston, Doctor Who from season one of the new series... The old one with big ears and a goofy grin, but not the younger, more dashing versions. Oh well.
05/30/2011
Contributor: SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
hell yeah id do house as house
06/20/2011
Contributor: Noira Celestia Noira Celestia
I totally don't think these are "weird-looking" guys? But I'm not sure what you mean by that..... I guess I'm attracted to weird-looking guys.
06/23/2011
Contributor: hjtee hjtee
House, fine. House's cane, not okay. It's always touching hospital floor, which I imagine is filthy and full of blood/disease.
07/03/2011
Contributor: kellyg kellyg
Benicio Del Toro has always been a major player in my fantasies. So sexy!!!
07/30/2011
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Jack Sparrow is the only one on the list I find hot.
07/30/2011
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
You left out Lyle Lovett and Ric Ocasek.
10/29/2011
Contributor: SexyStuff SexyStuff
Most of these weird me out!
01/04/2012
Contributor: Sapphires13 Sapphires13
Not even gonna lie. I have had "sex" dreams about Spock rejecting me in perfect Vulcan fashion.
01/04/2012
Contributor: Greenleaf Greenleaf
There will always be a soft spot in my ... uh - heart - for Spock. The original and the newbie!
01/09/2012
Contributor: eroticmutt eroticmutt
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
House lol
01/10/2012
Contributor: karay123 karay123
Totally fun poll!

Was Kevin Spacey not weird enough to make the cut? Because I want to do him.
01/10/2012
Contributor: LoveTies LoveTies
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
Would probably do "House " lol I don't think he's weird looking at all! Oh, but only if IRL he had his attitude from the show.. lol
01/11/2012
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
I would only do House off that list.
01/11/2012
Contributor: Apirka Apirka
I'd happily have a foursome with Adrien Brody, David Bowie when he was in Labyrinth, and House. YES PLEASE!
01/27/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
In my opinion, Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow is SMOKING HOT. I just think he looks so sexy in the pirate get-up and that eyeliner, WOW. Just wow. He is a gorgeous man. I don't find him weird looking as that character at all.
01/27/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
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Originally posted by removedacnt
I don't care if Johnny Depp is dressed up as a pirate or Edward Scissorhands. He's HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh man, Edward! He stole my heart in that movie. He is just a beautiful man.
01/27/2012
Contributor: BobbiJay BobbiJay
My number one would be Gary Oldman. He is damn fine.
01/27/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
I have a thing for the lead singer of Radiohead.
01/27/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
Cap'n Jack Sparrow, Alan Rickman (especially if he looked like he does in most of his movie roles and talks...a lot during sex), or Goblin King Jareth (only time I've ever thought Bowie looked hot, but he was ridiculously sexy in it).
02/06/2012
Contributor: kittychilla kittychilla
hahaha house XD john c rieley is fucking hilarious, though.
02/09/2012
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by LikeSunshineDust
My #1 "weird looking guy who I'd still have sex with" isn't on the list. Steven Tyler, pre-1995. The past 10+ years have aged him a LOT. I used to lust after him though...before I knew what lusting was :-P
i lusted after prince before i knew what lusting was! i think he was the first to ever get me wet. i was like seven, watching one of his sexy music videos.
02/09/2012
Contributor: samanthalynn samanthalynn
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
Captain Jack Sparrow
03/05/2012
Contributor: MrGoodTool MrGoodTool
Spock, Walken, Willy Wonka! Too many to chose from!
03/10/2012
Contributor: Harpina is gone Harpina is gone
Alan Rickman as Prof. Snape, please!
03/11/2012