The New Intimacy

What weird-looking guy do you still totally want to have sex with?

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Contributor: Epiphora Epiphora
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Thirded!

I'd bang his daughter, too.
Haha me too. And Joe Perry.
05/14/2009
Contributor: Spicy Sunday Spicy Sunday
I would do it with any of the guys from Mythbusters, but particularly Grant. He gets so excited about building robots, it's so cute. Besides just being all around adorkable, the Mythbusters guys could probably mod my toys to make them better...faster...stro nger...what girl would say no to those skills? ;-)
05/14/2009
Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
Re: everybody who commented on my John Cusack mention...
He's not what I would call a typical attractive male. He's hot for some other reason I can't put my finger on. It's not the way he looks, for me at least, and yeah I think he looks a little weird. I dunno...lol.
05/14/2009
Contributor: karayigitkizi karayigitkizi
Daniel Day Lewis à la There Will Be Blood: I want to drink his milkshake.

Jermaine Clement of Flight of the Conchords: One word - lips.
05/14/2009
Contributor: Angela Goetsch Weber Angela Goetsch Weber
Eddie Izzard hands down. In drag, out of drag, in a drag race, me dragging him, whatever =) I'd do Edward Norton too in a heartbeat- I find him delish for some reason.
05/14/2009
Contributor: Leah Olafson Leah Olafson
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
i just listened to an eddie izzard interview today, a whole hour long one and it made me love him more! your list is very impressive.
05/14/2009
Contributor: sry sry
I LOVE Keri from mythbusters she is hot.. and she is smart too..

If I knew her I would know grant so he could build me something awesome.. like maybe a mechanical unicorn that had a dildo horn and was a lady favorite toy he would be at the foot of the bed and to stimulate the females the head would move in and out and the dildo would vibrate and be removable... and occasionally made a unicorn sound at random times.. of course the head would be adjustable to accommodate all women..

hey want to ride my unicorn... its a super stallion !!!
05/14/2009
Contributor: MildlyAmused MildlyAmused
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
Where is Oliver Platt? I guy that can make you laugh & has been in a movie with Betty White? Come on.

Side note: Lesbian for Betty White. I want to be her when I grow up.
05/14/2009
Contributor: SheRaPrincess SheRaPrincess
If Joey Ramone were still alive, yepper. Nothing weird about Jareth....every girl in my age bracket loved his tights when that movie came out.
05/14/2009
Contributor: SkyeSidhe SkyeSidhe
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
I have to say though, a lot of them aren't all that weird looking. I mean, they're not Willem Dafoe weird.
05/14/2009
Contributor: SkyeSidhe SkyeSidhe
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
I've gotta say...many of them are way not weird looking. I mean, not Willem Dafoe weird at least.
05/14/2009
Contributor: SkyeSidhe SkyeSidhe
Quote:
Originally posted by SkyeSidhe
I've gotta say...many of them are way not weird looking. I mean, not Willem Dafoe weird at least.
aaand I can't work my computer. I win.
05/14/2009
Contributor: Gaba Kulka Gaba Kulka
Is it bad if the answer is yes in 12 cases? Am I just slutty or does this list seriously rock?
05/15/2009
Contributor: Pascale Fanning-Tichborne Pascale Fanning-Tichborne
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
Alan Rickman as Professor Snape (Growl!)
05/15/2009
Contributor: baltimoregal baltimoregal
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
Vincent D'Onofrio, Russell Crowe, other bigger rough lookin' men, NOT James Gandolfini though. That's going too far.
05/15/2009
Contributor: Janean Forsyth Janean Forsyth
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
Alan Rickman...YUM. Neil Gaiman. Also YUM. But, Doogie Howser should totally be on this list.
05/15/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
HOLY SHIT! Neil Gaiman replied to The Bloggess about the post and poll! Look: link - um, *that* is pretty awesome. He knows how fuckable he is
05/15/2009
Contributor: Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
1. Dr. House the character - not the actor. I like asshats I guess.
2. Christoper Walker - most definitely.
3. (Not sure I saw this one yet) John Malkovich.
05/15/2009
Contributor: newblog2 newblog2
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
I am so there with you on Eddie Izzard. And Tim Curry a la Dr. Frankenfurter. And John Cleese.... Seriously, what the hell is wrong with me? Does this qualify as a variant fetish for English comedians who occasionally sport drag?
05/15/2009
Contributor: newblog2 newblog2
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Oh my god, would I do Walken!
Can you imagine him talking dirty? OMG...love it!!
05/15/2009
Contributor: newblog2 newblog2
One more....and I don't know why....but Kevin Smith. Maybe it would be the challenge of making "Silent Bob" scream out in serious orgasm or something.
05/15/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by newblog2
One more....and I don't know why....but Kevin Smith. Maybe it would be the challenge of making "Silent Bob" scream out in serious orgasm or something.
Kevin Smith with a bullet! Yes!
05/15/2009
Contributor: Leah Muthafuckin Novak Leah Muthafuckin Novak
Dude, I'd even do Gary Oldman dressed up like that weird pimp from True Romance. Gold teef, what what!
05/15/2009
Contributor: Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
OK...so totally would do Mythbusters...one of my umm people...looks so like Jamie.
05/15/2009
Contributor: highfiredanger highfiredanger
Also, James McAvoy! Nomnomnom...
05/15/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Ron Perlman could be fun.
05/15/2009
Contributor: Moonspun Spins Moonspun Spins
Tom Hanks....all the way...
05/15/2009
Contributor: Maureen Kuppe Maureen Kuppe
I had a dream about Captain Jack.... I wished I had never woken up.
05/15/2009
Contributor: psydyke psydyke
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
John Cusak has those... lips. Something about them makes me swoon.
oh yeah, them lips. And yes to Hetfield and Walken. But I'd rather have Cuddy than House, though I wouldn't turn House down.
05/15/2009
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
HOLY SHIT! Neil Gaiman replied to The Bloggess about the post and poll! Look: link - um, *that* is pretty awesome. He knows how fuckable he is
He'd have to be mortally afraid of mirrors to NOT know how fuckable he is!
05/15/2009