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What weird-looking guy do you still totally want to have sex with?

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Contributor: WaxingSarah WaxingSarah
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Originally posted by Oggins
I'd totally do Christopher Walken and I have no idea why....
You'd do Walken cause DAMN. But like Sam, I'd want him to be talking about something totally pointless and random.. I'd have an orgasm just from laughing! He is just so cool. And John Cusack, but I concur - he's not even weird. But EDDIE IZZARD - OMG. HELL YES, Yes please (Two, please! LOL) and again after tea. I was surprised to see Benicio and Jack Sparrow on here as weird. They just seemed like givens to me. Hmm.
05/16/2009
Contributor: WaxingSarah WaxingSarah
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Originally posted by SkyeSidhe
I have to say though, a lot of them aren't all that weird looking. I mean, they're not Willem Dafoe weird.
Okay, should have read through everything first, but I'd totally do Dafoe. In either Platoon or Clear and Present Danger. I'd do Hetfield, Uhlrich, Hammet and Newstead, but not so much in a gangbang theme.. unless we were doing shots of Patron, then, well.. can you really hold me responsible?! Can't get excited about Trujillo, or Cliff, not even when he was alive. Sorry, dudes.
05/16/2009
Contributor: Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
OH my heck, Willem Defoe in Platoon. Oh holy shcnikees. He is so much hotter than Tom Berringer, and Charlie Sheen never did rock my socks.
05/16/2009
Contributor: Oggins Oggins
Quote:
Originally posted by WaxingSarah
You'd do Walken cause DAMN. But like Sam, I'd want him to be talking about something totally pointless and random.. I'd have an orgasm just from laughing! He is just so cool. And John Cusack, but I concur - he's not even weird. But ... more
Hell yes! Totally pointless and random talking is required! =D

I'd do Willem Dafoe too. I'm not sure there's too many that I wouldn't do at this point though. =P
05/16/2009
Contributor: Natalie Dove Natalie Dove
David Bowie in labyrinth was my sex. When I was 6. Before I knew what sex was.
05/17/2009
Contributor: Natalie Dove Natalie Dove
And I would so do Michael Scott.
05/17/2009
Contributor: Natalie Dove Natalie Dove
Quote:
Originally posted by Oggins
Hell yes! Totally pointless and random talking is required! =D

I'd do Willem Dafoe too. I'm not sure there's too many that I wouldn't do at this point though. =P
Yes, William DeFoe.
05/17/2009
Contributor: ExplicitAcademe ExplicitAcademe
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Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
You named some of my favourites. As soon as I saw Alan Rickman, I literally said, out loud, "Oh yeah!"
05/18/2009
Contributor: supergirl ruthie supergirl ruthie
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Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
I demand to know why Jeff Goldblum is not on this list.
05/18/2009
Contributor: supergirl ruthie supergirl ruthie
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Originally posted by newblog2
I am so there with you on Eddie Izzard. And Tim Curry a la Dr. Frankenfurter. And John Cleese.... Seriously, what the hell is wrong with me? Does this qualify as a variant fetish for English comedians who occasionally sport drag?
Yeah, I find drag/androgeny/gender- bending very appealing!
05/18/2009
Contributor: Viv Viv
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Originally posted by supergirl ruthie
I demand to know why Jeff Goldblum is not on this list.
oh my gods, yes! XD
05/18/2009
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
Jeremy Piven and (I can't believe I'd admit this and I really can't explain why but) Gene Simmons!
05/19/2009
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
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Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
Jeremy Piven and (I can't believe I'd admit this and I really can't explain why but) Gene Simmons!
Oh and Kevin Spacey. But maybe he's not weird enough for this list, I dunno.
05/19/2009
Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
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Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
Oh and Kevin Spacey. But maybe he's not weird enough for this list, I dunno.
Whoa...I'll give you that Kevin Spacey has some strange allure to him, but I just couldn't bang him. I say he's certainly weird enough for this list, but I also thought John Cusack was...lol.
05/19/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
Jeremy Piven and (I can't believe I'd admit this and I really can't explain why but) Gene Simmons!
Gene Simmons in a heartbeat. I used to fantasize about doing the whole band. In makeup
05/19/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by supergirl ruthie
I demand to know why Jeff Goldblum is not on this list.
YES!
05/19/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Victoria
HOLY SHIT! Neil Gaiman replied to The Bloggess about the post and poll! Look: link - um, *that* is pretty awesome. He knows how fuckable he is
HOW THE FUCK did I miss this?! HAHA! AWESOME!
05/19/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
HOW THE FUCK did I miss this?! HAHA! AWESOME!
Yup, totally awesome - one degree of separation from Neil Gaiman!
05/19/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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Originally posted by Sammi
Gene Simmons in a heartbeat. I used to fantasize about doing the whole band. In makeup
Y'all are warped. In the best way, of course, but I still have to draw the line at Gene Simmons.
05/19/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
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Originally posted by LikeSunshineDust
My #1 "weird looking guy who I'd still have sex with" isn't on the list. Steven Tyler, pre-1995. The past 10+ years have aged him a LOT. I used to lust after him though...before I knew what lusting was :-P
I saw Aerosmith in concert a couple of years back. I'd still do him.
05/19/2009
Contributor: mrs wizard mrs wizard
Thank God! It looks like I have Lance Henrickson all to myself (mwa ha ha - slobber)! He'd have to talk the whole time 'cause I'm in love with his voice, unless his mouth was occupied with something else.

Is it weird to want to watch him and Alan Rickman go at it?
05/20/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Quote:
Originally posted by mrs wizard
Thank God! It looks like I have Lance Henrickson all to myself (mwa ha ha - slobber)! He'd have to talk the whole time 'cause I'm in love with his voice, unless his mouth was occupied with something else.

Is it weird to want to ... more
Not at all. My dad was watching the first Die Hard the other day and I had to sit and watch it with him (it's one of the few action movies I really love), and I was like, "OMFG, ALAN RICKMAN, DO ME."
05/20/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
Not at all. My dad was watching the first Die Hard the other day and I had to sit and watch it with him (it's one of the few action movies I really love), and I was like, "OMFG, ALAN RICKMAN, DO ME."
I totally agree. Not even as Snape because he's just gorgeous overall.
05/20/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Y'all are warped. In the best way, of course, but I still have to draw the line at Gene Simmons.
He has a fantastic tongue. I saw a good conversation he had with Oprah once about it
05/20/2009
Contributor: Alice Smith Alice Smith
I would do Peter Dinklage, the little person from The Station Agent. He's so intense.
05/21/2009
Contributor: bodymodboy bodymodboy
I forgot to vote for Dwight Schrute. Because I would totally do him. I'd be Billy the Kid to his Butch Cassidy any day.
05/21/2009
Contributor: DreamyLove DreamyLove
Don't really know if they'd count as "weird looking" but I'd totally be all over Joel Hodgson and Mike Nelson of MST3k fame. Just something about Joel that's made me all warm and fuzzy since I was young. :p
05/22/2009
Contributor: Michelle Hartz Michelle Hartz
I've got to totally agree with adding Christopher Walken.
05/25/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Does Robert DeNiro count as weird looking? Because I think most of us can agree that he was a relatively handsome man, especially in The Godfather II.
05/26/2009
Contributor: professor7x6 professor7x6
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Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
Bloggess:

I am a huge fan of yours. I am also a huge fan of porn but I don't think of you that way. Well, of course I do, but for your mind, not your body. OK, for your body. But you are more a sister, but not like our weird hillbilly brother-sister ways.

Anyway, you have to know about this porn vid of a mega-hot babe in curlers. Sorry to post it here, but I hope you can delete it before it goes where you don't want to. Maybe you approve these posts first, I don't know.

This is where I found the link. She may not be an exact body or face double, but if some of your brilliant prose was dubbed in, it would just be the icing on the airplane wing.

I don't know how to not be creepy and pervy sending you this, but creeps and pervs need humor too. I understand if you fire me.

professor7x6

link
06/16/2009