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Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, December 1st @ 8pm: The Official Friday the 13th Parody and Lip Service

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Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
Quote:
Originally posted by Shellz31
Exactly. We're not useless. If we can place the dvd in the player, then we know how to push play when we're ready!
Yeah, I hate the auto-play, too. usually i put the disc in, and let it sit at the menu until my girlfriend's ready to watch.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
Kindling?
LOL... I wasn't sure if its something special or not
12/01/2010
Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
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Originally posted by Pandahb
Does anyone know what is the point of the really big box that came with the movie?
it makes it a lot more prominant for instore displays and marketing - at least that's my guess.

I want to know what the go is with the cut out girl in the back - same as on the santiriuom cover??
12/01/2010
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
Does anyone know what is the point of the really big box that came with the movie?
Makes it more noticeable on the shelf when being displayed in a retail store.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
Kindling?
haha thats funny, but a little mean spirited eh? Maybe it would be great to display?
12/01/2010
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
Actually, that sounds soooo much like hardcore stuff in hentais (Japanese anime porns)
Mmm. Hentai. I loves me some hentai.
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
LOL... I wasn't sure if its something special or not
To make one's porn stash twice as easy to find -- mine went in the fireplace, so I hope it wasn't a valuable collectible.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
ooooh...does EF carry it or do I need to go elsewhere?
No, EF doesn't carry it. It's older too. Offhand I would just say search the internet.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Whoa... how about we start out with maybe 'Girlfriend of Jason'. You know, and then just see how it how goes!
Hehehe
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Whoa... how about we start out with maybe 'Girlfriend of Jason'. You know, and then just see how it how goes!
Jizzing people to death is easy! Marriage is pretty scary.
12/01/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
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Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Whoa... how about we start out with maybe 'Girlfriend of Jason'. You know, and then just see how it how goes!
I don't know how it would go if you kill every girl friend with your jizz! EEEKKK!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
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Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Whoa... how about we start out with maybe 'Girlfriend of Jason'. You know, and then just see how it how goes!
idk, maybe Jason's parents believe in arranged marriages
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
haha thats funny, but a little mean spirited eh? Maybe it would be great to display?
I don't mean to be mean, it's just, porn is something to hide, at least in my life.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
Mmm. Hentai. I loves me some hentai.
Me too! I wish EF would carry some (hints all over the place).
12/01/2010
Contributor: bzzingbee bzzingbee
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Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Whoa... how about we start out with maybe 'Girlfriend of Jason'. You know, and then just see how it how goes!
Jason likes to play the field, haha. don't worry, she wouldn't be around long...
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by SexyySarah
I don't know how it would go if you kill every girl friend with your jizz! EEEKKK!
Are condoms affective against flesh eating jizz?
12/01/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
To make one's porn stash twice as easy to find -- mine went in the fireplace, so I hope it wasn't a valuable collectible.
I like that one!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Whoa... how about we start out with maybe 'Girlfriend of Jason'. You know, and then just see how it how goes!
I sense our Jason has commitment issues....
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
Jizzing people to death is easy! Marriage is pretty scary.
Well put!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
Cartoon girls always have outrageously huge boobs
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Jobthingy
Are condoms affective against flesh eating jizz?
The 'Jason Jizz' brand is!
12/01/2010
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
Me too! I wish EF would carry some (hints all over the place).
Seconded. HINT HINT. Haha.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Jizzing people to death is easy! Marriage is pretty scary.
Hahahahaha
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
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Originally posted by Jobthingy
Are condoms affective against flesh eating jizz?
There's a whole essay on how a condom couldn't contain Superman's sperm. Larry Niven wrote it. I highly recommend it if you want bizarre humor.
12/01/2010
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
Cartoon girls always have outrageously huge boobs
Hell yeah, they do.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
The 'Jason Jizz' brand is!
HA!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
I sense our Jason has commitment issues....
Yeah, some of those break-up murders have really worn me down over the years.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by Pandahb
Cartoon girls always have outrageously huge boobs
Hehe not all of them. But that's definitely a large genre!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
HINT... I want it tooooo
12/01/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
There's a whole essay on how a condom couldn't contain Superman's sperm. Larry Niven wrote it. I highly recommend it if you want bizarre humor.
LMAO!!!! I can't even imagine!
12/01/2010