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Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, December 1st @ 8pm: The Official Friday the 13th Parody and Lip Service

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Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by Alicia
Hahah, yes I noticed that...that's about when she started giving Fro Yo the "I want you look" We were both like "she's eyeing him up big time!" and I was hoping they'd switch off...
LOL yup! Me too.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
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Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
If it was up to me, I would have cast myself in one of the sex scenes!
And you could name your member "Brohammer".. personally I love the term, but I'll give it to you!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by Victoria
Never say no one
Everyone has a match out there. Even when you have a mask fetish, weird color-changing hair, and a massively huge cock with flesh eating jizz! ...Well, maybe not.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
The autostart annoys me when I'm writing the review. Otherwise, not so much.
12/01/2010
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Everyone has a match out there. Even when you have a mask fetish, weird color-changing hair, and a massively huge cock with flesh eating jizz! ...Well, maybe not.
The weird color-changing hair is a deal breaker for me.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Never say no one
Yeah, you're right. There was a video of someone taking the Great American Challenge. She could handle Jason.
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Everyone has a match out there. Even when you have a mask fetish, weird color-changing hair, and a massively huge cock with flesh eating jizz! ...Well, maybe not.
I shudder for the rest of us, who might encounter either half of this "match" before they meet each other!
12/01/2010
Contributor: GKITTYSPOT GKITTYSPOT
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Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
And you could name your member "Brohammer".. personally I love the term, but I'll give it to you!
Haha
12/01/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
And you could name your member "Brohammer".. personally I love the term, but I'll give it to you!
hahaha! Too funny, Viktor!
12/01/2010
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
rawr. Sexxxy.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I don't know if this is just me, but for some reason the DVD started to smell sweet when played in my laptop. I have noticed this will all my Zero Tolerance dvds, and I have a lot. The disc doesn't get damaged or anything. I think it is the ... more
Hmmm, some happy chemicals in the ink to help the porn experience maybe?
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
And you could name your member "Brohammer".. personally I love the term, but I'll give it to you!
The brohammer. LOL! is that from the Bro book
12/01/2010
Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
It also cracked me up when the brunette was giving the other girl oral and she decided that her fingers were better. She kind of moved the girls tongue out of the way.
lmao, I caught that too and cracked up
12/01/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
I was terrified that it'd actually be more of a horror flick. I'm so glad it wasn't. I wouldn't not be able to get aroused at all if I were hiding under my bed and holding a teddy bear. Not to mention I'd be scared of Pavlov's Conditioning...
THIS!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I don't know if this is just me, but for some reason the DVD started to smell sweet when played in my laptop. I have noticed this will all my Zero Tolerance dvds, and I have a lot. The disc doesn't get damaged or anything. I think it is the ... more
That is interesting...How does it smell sweet? Like through the fans or just in general?
12/01/2010
Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Everyone has a match out there. Even when you have a mask fetish, weird color-changing hair, and a massively huge cock with flesh eating jizz! ...Well, maybe not.
There needs to be partner-in-crime murderer who can also handle Jason in the sack! She can be called...Jasonesque! Or something...
12/01/2010
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
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Originally posted by Alicia
I kept waiting for that! I thought he was gonna blow his flesh eating load into one of them or something!
Well, let's hope it happens in the sequel. Maybe his penis will regrow.. and it might start "small" until he comes, and then he cums inside a woman (even though I know that never happens in porn for some stupid reason) and *bang* it grows so fast it kills her. And his ejaculate could even burst out of the back of her and hit someone else and kill her, too.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
I have to admit, I like weird porn... and the thought of masks and monsters is awesome to me.
12/01/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I don't know if this is just me, but for some reason the DVD started to smell sweet when played in my laptop. I have noticed this will all my Zero Tolerance dvds, and I have a lot. The disc doesn't get damaged or anything. I think it is the ... more
Did anyone else notice a sweet smell when they played their DVD...or am I going crazy?
12/01/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Everyone has a match out there. Even when you have a mask fetish, weird color-changing hair, and a massively huge cock with flesh eating jizz! ...Well, maybe not.
I think him and Belladonna would get along just swell together!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
What's in your hand? Your cock? !!
12/01/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
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Originally posted by tim1724
But the brunette was so cute! Even if she didn't really seem like she knew what she was supposed to be doing there...
The brunette looked like that girl who played in Center Stage, she was a blonde in that movie though. (not a porn)
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Hmmm, some happy chemicals in the ink to help the porn experience maybe?
Just as long as it's not flesh eating jizz.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Hmmm, some happy chemicals in the ink to help the porn experience maybe?
Lol - strange.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
THIS!
Thank you! I'm so glad I'm not the only one!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Jobthingy
The brohammer. LOL! is that from the Bro book
Don't know, never read it, but gonna have to
12/01/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
That is interesting...How does it smell sweet? Like through the fans or just in general?
Through the fans. I can smell it right now and then the disc will smell that way too. But only when I play it in my laptop. It's not all dvds, just Zero tolerance ones.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
I think him and Belladonna would get along just swell together!
Oh yeah. she could take him
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by SexyySarah
The brunette looked like that girl who played in Center Stage, she was a blonde in that movie though. (not a porn)
She looked familiar to me, but I never figured out why. I'm sure it'll come to me eventually. Just as long as I don't shout "Eureka!" in the middle of church or something. That would be hard to explain.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I wanted to see Jason knock someone out with his giant cock. DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
That would've been pretty funny ... Are you listening, Jason?
12/01/2010