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Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, December 1st @ 8pm: The Official Friday the 13th Parody and Lip Service

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Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
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Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
If it was up to me, I would have cast myself in one of the sex scenes!
Yikes!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
Quote:
Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
If it was up to me, I would have cast myself in one of the sex scenes!
I kept waiting for that! I thought he was gonna blow his flesh eating load into one of them or something!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
I don't think I was expecting more gore or real horror, I think it would've been a turn off in porn. But I've also never seen the original so can't compare them
12/01/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I hated it because the brunette seemed new to porn and thus trying a bit too hard. I wanted her to be knocked over or something so Mark and the other girl could do it alone.
I know right! The brunet also a few times was trying too hard to make moaning sounds that she wasn't even eating the girl out, but the other girl sure was screaming! lol
12/01/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
I was expecting more gore and blood but this was more funny parody than truly a remake so it worked oddly enough
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
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Originally posted by tim1724
They were really great looking (I loved both of the female performers' breasts!) but it was probably my least favorite scene as far as the actual sex goes. But I thought it was pretty good for a threesome scene. (I find most scenes with more ... more
I agree with the first part of that. As far as more people, I'm totally in for it. However, I just get bored of seeing women. I have all the parts they do, so its not really something I want to see. I want to see those nicely toned men with huge cocks and nice buttocks.
12/01/2010
Contributor: bzzingbee bzzingbee
Quote:
Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
If it was up to me, I would have cast myself in one of the sex scenes!
That would have been awesome.
12/01/2010
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I hated it because the brunette seemed new to porn and thus trying a bit too hard. I wanted her to be knocked over or something so Mark and the other girl could do it alone.
But the brunette was so cute! Even if she didn't really seem like she knew what she was supposed to be doing there...
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I wanted to see Jason knock someone out with his giant cock. DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
Yeah! And they should have made the penis hollow to show it squirting massive jizz like a super soaker water gun!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
If it was up to me, I would have cast myself in one of the sex scenes!
That would have been awesome. Although no one could handle that monstrous cock.
12/01/2010
Contributor: GKITTYSPOT GKITTYSPOT
I thought it was a good mix of porn and horror.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Heartthrob Heartthrob
Quote:
Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
If it was up to me, I would have cast myself in one of the sex scenes!
That's what I really wanted to see Jason and I was disappointed that it didn't happen. I literally, went through all the scenes waiting for you to be in one.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Alicia
I kept waiting for that! I thought he was gonna blow his flesh eating load into one of them or something!
LOL! I dont think there is enough penicillin for that kind of burning
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
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Originally posted by SexyySarah
I know right! The brunet also a few times was trying too hard to make moaning sounds that she wasn't even eating the girl out, but the other girl sure was screaming! lol
That I did notice.
12/01/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by SexyySarah
I know right! The brunet also a few times was trying too hard to make moaning sounds that she wasn't even eating the girl out, but the other girl sure was screaming! lol
It also cracked me up when the brunette was giving the other girl oral and she decided that her fingers were better. She kind of moved the girls tongue out of the way.
12/01/2010
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
Yeah! And they should have made the penis hollow to show it squirting massive jizz like a super soaker water gun!
B whahaha. Yes! Suggestion for the sequel that needs to be listened to!
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
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Originally posted by Jobthingy
LOL! I dont think there is enough penicillin for that kind of burning
Good one! ROFL.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
Does the auto start on these dvds annoy anyone else?
12/01/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
No, I am GLAD there was not gore! Sex + gore just do not work for me.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Maybe they did not want to go too much in detail. Why I say this is because Gary Orona just made a film where he wanted to separate the porn/adult film industry and violence. Maybe he chose to not show gore for this reason, or maybe he did not.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
That would have been awesome. Although no one could handle that monstrous cock.
Never say no one
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by Love Buzz
Does the auto start on these dvds annoy anyone else?
Yep. I have some mainstream movies that do that, too. Leave the room, and poof, the movie is on.
12/01/2010
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
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Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
LOL -- it totally does look like a loaf of French bread!
OMG, yes it did
12/01/2010
Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
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Originally posted by Alicia
These two were exactly what I thought of when she mentioned that earlier.
same, it was luke warm at best
12/01/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
If it was up to me, I would have cast myself in one of the sex scenes!
Me too bro, me too!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
It also cracked me up when the brunette was giving the other girl oral and she decided that her fingers were better. She kind of moved the girls tongue out of the way.
Hahah, yes I noticed that...that's about when she started giving Fro Yo the "I want you look" We were both like "she's eyeing him up big time!" and I was hoping they'd switch off...
12/01/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I don't know if this is just me, but for some reason the DVD started to smell sweet when played in my laptop. I have noticed this will all my Zero Tolerance dvds, and I have a lot. The disc doesn't get damaged or anything. I think it is the ink for the label or something.
12/01/2010
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
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Originally posted by Love Buzz
Does the auto start on these dvds annoy anyone else?
Yes!!! I was writing my review (I started with what the menu screen/options were) and all of a sudden- BAM! Movie.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Love Buzz
Does the auto start on these dvds annoy anyone else?
yes! I hate it! I pop it in and get settled, leave the room and it is already starting without me
12/01/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by Love Buzz
Does the auto start on these dvds annoy anyone else?
Yes it sure does!
12/01/2010