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Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, December 1st @ 8pm: The Official Friday the 13th Parody and Lip Service

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Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
WHAT? You dont feel all sexxy like after cutting the giant penis off a murdering psycho (no offense Jason)?
I know, right? I told my husband they were hilariously unperturbed and relaxed, considering what just happened. And WHY did they just assume he was dead? And leave their door completely open? With no element of protection whatsoever?
12/01/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by SexyySarah
Did anyone enjoy the threesome scene? It seemed a little boring like the girls "had" to do this scene. They didn't really seem into it. Just me???
Nope, not just you. I liked their interaction with Fro Yo, but I thought their interaction with each other was bleh.
12/01/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by SexyySarah
Did anyone enjoy the threesome scene? It seemed a little boring like the girls "had" to do this scene. They didn't really seem into it. Just me???
I hated it because the brunette seemed new to porn and thus trying a bit too hard. I wanted her to be knocked over or something so Mark and the other girl could do it alone.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
I think more horror/gore would have been interesting. I think originally I was expecting it to be more like a regular horror movie, but with full blown sex scenes where you just usually get a hint.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by TitsMcScandal
I was expecting more comedic killings. Ya know, like over exaggerated fake blood, screaming while running through the woods naked?
Yes! THIS!
12/01/2010
Contributor: bzzingbee bzzingbee
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
I was...and I thought they would be killed in a funny way...which I guess they kinda were with the jizz. I guess I just wanted some good old fashioned machete action
12/01/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
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Originally posted by SexyySarah
I agree, I was thinking this would be a real horror, but wasn't scary at all and some of the "acting" scared scenes were laughable!
I'm so glad it wasn't scary though!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Heartthrob Heartthrob
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
I was expecting more horror but glad to see that it was really more of a porn. I'm not into a lot of horror in porns but I'm always intrigued.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
No, I was hoping for a better plot though. I liked the original and I found it hard to get into. But the sex scenes were great and I'm sure me and my dildo will be seen watching some together.
12/01/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
I was expecting more horror, not really hoping for more just because I'm not a huge horror fan, but this being a horror, yes was expecting it.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
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Originally posted by TitsMcScandal
I was expecting more comedic killings. Ya know, like over exaggerated fake blood, screaming while running through the woods naked?
LOL now that would have been funny. I could've gone for some hilarious over-the-top slashings after a good naked forest chase.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
I was terrified that it'd actually be more of a horror flick. I'm so glad it wasn't. I wouldn't not be able to get aroused at all if I were hiding under my bed and holding a teddy bear. Not to mention I'd be scared of Pavlov's Conditioning...
12/01/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I hated it because the brunette seemed new to porn and thus trying a bit too hard. I wanted her to be knocked over or something so Mark and the other girl could do it alone.
Heheheh I was thinking that too during part, like man just move over so they can go at it then! And I didn't like her doe eyed stare either
12/01/2010
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
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Originally posted by SexyySarah
Did anyone enjoy the threesome scene? It seemed a little boring like the girls "had" to do this scene. They didn't really seem into it. Just me???
They were really great looking (I loved both of the female performers' breasts!) but it was probably my least favorite scene as far as the actual sex goes. But I thought it was pretty good for a threesome scene. (I find most scenes with more than 2 performers a bit awkward, and I thought this was better than most.)
12/01/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I hated it because the brunette seemed new to porn and thus trying a bit too hard. I wanted her to be knocked over or something so Mark and the other girl could do it alone.
Yeah, I kinda felt the same. Bit forced.
12/01/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by TitsMcScandal
I was expecting more comedic killings. Ya know, like over exaggerated fake blood, screaming while running through the woods naked?
I wanted to see Jason knock someone out with his giant cock. DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
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Originally posted by SexyySarah
Did anyone enjoy the threesome scene? It seemed a little boring like the girls "had" to do this scene. They didn't really seem into it. Just me???
those girls were (in my opinion) what Raylene was talking about - gay for pay. they really didnt seem to be into it
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I hated it because the brunette seemed new to porn and thus trying a bit too hard. I wanted her to be knocked over or something so Mark and the other girl could do it alone.
I liked the brunette, I thought she was cute.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
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Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
You would be surprised, the Hockey Mask often has a soothing effect on most people.
Heh heh. I'm sure. Like on DEAD people? Dead people are generally pretty laid back.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
I was definitely expecting more. But I wasn't disappointed with what I got - it was different but still really good, in its own way.
I agree Same here.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
You would be surprised, the Hockey Mask often has a soothing effect on most people.
Well sure they are expecting you to save them from the puck afterall!
Still I think I'd notice a guy wandering into my post orgasm blaze...
12/01/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by Love Buzz
those girls were (in my opinion) what Raylene was talking about - gay for pay. they really didnt seem to be into it
These two were exactly what I thought of when she mentioned that earlier.
12/01/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by Shellz31
Yeah, I kinda felt the same. Bit forced.
She took over the bj scene...the other poor girl was giving her looks. It was hilarious.
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
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Originally posted by Love Buzz
those girls were (in my opinion) what Raylene was talking about - gay for pay. they really didnt seem to be into it
Yeah, well, they didn't touch each other much, either.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
If it was up to me, I would have cast myself in one of the sex scenes!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
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Originally posted by Alicia
Nope, not just you. I liked their interaction with Fro Yo, but I thought their interaction with each other was bleh.
Yeah, I agree. The threesome scene seemed sluggish to me.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
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Originally posted by Alicia
LMAO look at that sexy french bread...err penis..
LOL -- it totally does look like a loaf of French bread!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I wanted to see Jason knock someone out with his giant cock. DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
YES! that would have been awesome
12/01/2010
Contributor: BexvanKoot BexvanKoot
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
Yeah, my husband said that he didn't really think it could be considered a horror... but definitely was a parody We got a few good laughs out of it.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
If it was up to me, I would have cast myself in one of the sex scenes!
THAT would have ruled!!!
12/01/2010