The New Intimacy

Screen Writers Club- April 21, 2011 at 5pm EST

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Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
You can do sort of one character public service announcements...but ya it's mostly verbal/situational humor
Can you transition between a one-person announcement into a two-person dialogue within the same skit? I'm imagining the Geico commercials with that serious, well-groomed guy segueing into something comedic.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Clinton could be good.



"I did not engage in anal sex. Wait, does a dildo in my ass count?"
PERFECT! With Obama assuring him that it doesn't count as sex...or something similar
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Woman China
I KNOW!!!!!



Online cyber friends, talking about how their conversation would sound if it were type to audio. And then they get into cyber sex... with all the typos!
That could work! Can you give some examples of dialogue?
04/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Clinton could be good.



"I did not engage in anal sex. Wait, does a dildo in my ass count?"
"Yes, it does count, but you know that is not a safe toy to use anally! Gez Bill, you gotta set a good example ya know?"
04/21/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
President Bush:

"Not going to go there, wouldn't be prudent...to stick Belladonna's Bitch fist in my ass."
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
Can you transition between a one-person announcement into a two-person dialogue within the same skit? I'm imagining the Geico commercials with that serious, well-groomed guy segueing into something comedic.
no you have to choose one person or two persons at the beginning of the process and it doesn't allow much editing. BUT you could have one person doing all the talking at first while the other nods and gestures...
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
President Bush:



"Not going to go there, wouldn't be prudent...to stick Belladonna's Bitch fist in my ass."
That's one seriously bad visual.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
President Bush:



"Not going to go there, wouldn't be prudent...to stick Belladonna's Bitch fist in my ass."
OMG LOL
04/21/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
no you have to choose one person or two persons at the beginning of the process and it doesn't allow much editing. BUT you could have one person doing all the talking at first while the other nods and gestures...
How does Xtranormal work? Does it create the video and provide you with a file? Or is it just a link to their site?
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
I know Charlie Sheen's 15 minutes of uber-fame are now over, but he doesn't by chance have a character on this, does he?
04/21/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
How does Xtranormal work? Does it create the video and provide you with a file? Or is it just a link to their site?
The reason I ask is that if there is a file, we can splice scenes from different files together to make our own video, thus being able to change scenes, and even add music if we wanted.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
President Bush: Hello thre Obama, my friend. How goes the presidency?

President Obama: Well it's very stressful, as you know. Michelle and I have had to find creative ways to ease the stress. We have found that using some 'marital aids' can help.

Bush: Not really what Aides are for, Clinton got in trouble for that you know!

Obama: No no man, toys! You know like vibrators, prostate stimulators and stuff.

Bush: Nope, not going to go there, wouldn't be prudent...to stick Belladonna's Bitch fist in my ass.

Obama: Holy cow man! Start with something smaller and work your way up. Use plenty of lube and go slow. Start small and build up to sweeping change!


Feel free to play with that dialogue
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Thanks for hosting this, Airen. I think this will be a fun process. Unfortunately, I now have to pick up my son from school and head off to swim lessons yet again. I'll check into the CEC meeting from there.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
The reason I ask is that if there is a file, we can splice scenes from different files together to make our own video, thus being able to change scenes, and even add music if we wanted.
I don't have much experience with Xtranormal myself, but from what I can tell, it's just clips from their site that you put together and it plays, and there's not much else you can do with it. It does have its limits, but it's great for basic stuff.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
President Bush: Hello thre Obama, my friend. How goes the presidency?



President Obama: Well it's very stressful, as you know. Michelle and I have had to find creative ways to ease the stress. We have found that using some ... more
lol

Unfortunately I have to run and feed the kids, but I will come back and see what you guys come up with.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
How does Xtranormal work? Does it create the video and provide you with a file? Or is it just a link to their site?
You create all the variables and then they compile the finished video. That part is handled by me and EF staff actually post the video up on the Eden Tube
04/21/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
President Bush: Hello thre Obama, my friend. How goes the presidency?



President Obama: Well it's very stressful, as you know. Michelle and I have had to find creative ways to ease the stress. We have found that using some ... more
Hahaha, nice.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
I know Charlie Sheen's 15 minutes of uber-fame are now over, but he doesn't by chance have a character on this, does he?
I will look and get back to you on that.
04/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I am thinking for the first one, we should do either the forum do's and dont's or mentor program. Both would appeal to a lot of new comers.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
Thanks for hosting this, Airen. I think this will be a fun process. Unfortunately, I now have to pick up my son from school and head off to swim lessons yet again. I'll check into the CEC meeting from there.
OK np
What I propose to do is leave the site up and open. I'll compile a list of possible topics from this meeting and write some starting dialogue for them. You guys check back and make changes, suggestions whatever and then we'll get the movie up and posted within a week. I'll come up with four starts and we'll just tackle them one a week...
04/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
President Bush: Hello thre Obama, my friend. How goes the presidency?



President Obama: Well it's very stressful, as you know. Michelle and I have had to find creative ways to ease the stress. We have found that using some ... more
Bush: Well, what would you suggest? The wife has a nice small bullet vibe, would that be good?

Obama: No no, you must have a base on the toy to keep it from getting sucked in. A trip to the ER would be a hayday for the press.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I am thinking for the first one, we should do either the forum do's and dont's or mentor program. Both would appeal to a lot of new comers.
Sounds great. What are some dialogue points you would want to see in a skit about that?
I am envisioning a sort of job interview on the forum do's and don'ts. We can include being respectful and not too thin skinned for that topic.

The mentor program could be really fun and get people interested in joining in with suggestions...make it a sort of fun look at the program. We can talk about what it's like to be a new mentor as well!
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Bush: Well, what would you suggest? The wife has a nice small bullet vibe, would that be good?



Obama: No no, you must have a base on the toy to keep it from getting sucked in. A trip to the ER would be a hayday for the press.
OMG yes that's what I'm talking about!
04/21/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
You know, as hilarious as presidents talking about sex toys is, we might want to stick to older, more dead presidents, maybe before FDR. I mean, the George Washington and Thomas Jefferson one was hilarious!
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
President Bush: Hello there Obama, my friend. How goes the presidency?



President Obama: Well it's very stressful, as you know. Michelle and I have had to find creative ways to ease the stress. We have found that using some 'marital aids' can help.



Bush: Not really what Aides are for, Clinton got in trouble for that you know!



Obama: No no man, toys! You know like vibrators, prostate stimulators and stuff.



Bush: Nope, not going to go there, wouldn't be prudent...to stick Belladonna's Bitch fist in my ass.



Obama: Holy cow man! Start with something smaller and work your way up. Use plenty of lube and go slow. Start small and build up to sweeping change!



Bush: Well, what would you suggest? The wife has a nice small bullet vibe, would that be good?



Obama: No no, you must have a base on the toy to keep it from getting sucked in. A trip to the ER would be a hayday for the press.



Bush: Damn the press they always misunderestimate me! I have heard about the Tantus company and their silicone implants.



Obama: Silicone toys, man, they make silicone toys. I have a few of their products. I love my Rider and the wife is partial to the Silk line.
04/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Bush: Well, what would you suggest? The wife has a nice small bullet vibe, would that be good?



Obama: No no, you must have a base on the toy to keep it from getting sucked in. A trip to the ER would be a hayday for the press.
Bush: But the wife puts it in her vagina all the time, no worries there.

Obama: Yes, but the rectum is open to the colon and large intestine.

Bush: Oh, that makes sense. What would you recommend then?

Obama: Over on EdenFantasys, you will find quite a few products made specifically for prostate massage and plenty of dildo's with good safe bases. While you there, you can also get a bottle of lube.

Bush: Lube? Why do I need that, I have plenty of spit that would work just as good right?
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Personally I like the idea of the mentor program being our focus for the first series of videos.

Mentor: Hi there, new student!

Student: Hello, I hear you can get me free toys and stuff!

Mentor: I can certainly help you out by requesting a product for you to try out and review.

Student: What does that cost?

Mentor: It doesn't cost you anything, the product has to meet certain criteria and be available. You just try it out and tell us what you think.

Student: This site is HUGE, I am lost.

Mentor: What sorts of toys are you interested in or wouldn't mind trying out?

Student: I dunno, I like small vibrators and anal toys. I don't have a significant other, but I like to masturbate!


How about something like this?
04/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
OK, this should be a hoot. I'll be checking back and add when I can.


Thanks Airen.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Bush: But the wife puts it in her vagina all the time, no worries there.



Obama: Yes, but the rectum is open to the colon and large intestine.



Bush: Oh, that makes sense. What would you recommend ... more
You know we could make this a mentor talking to a student just as easily. It loses some of the punch but would be easier to identify to for most people.
04/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Personally I like the idea of the mentor program being our focus for the first series of videos.



Mentor: Hi there, new student!



Student: Hello, I hear you can get me free toys and stuff!



Mentor: I can ... more
Good start, I will add when I get a chance. About how long do we want them?
04/21/2011