The New Intimacy

Screen Writers Club- April 21, 2011 at 5pm EST

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Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
I know I know, but now all I can see in my head is elephant sex.
prevert....sheeesh...: D
04/21/2011
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
Things that should not be put up your butt.

A doctor telling Abe Lincoln (or something else like Mao!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no. Bad Idea. I've never ever be able to access it!!!) what not to put up your butt.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
I'm not sure if it would fit in with your ides, but I had an idea for Vacc's review from his penis and thought it would be a hilarious video review to film it from the perspective using a dildo. I was thinking you could even decorate it with ... more
lol. I just don't know where to begin...
04/21/2011
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
I know I know, but now all I can see in my head is elephant sex.
At least it is not hippos.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Woman China
Things that should not be put up your butt.



A doctor telling Abe Lincoln (or something else like Mao!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no. Bad Idea. I've never ever be able to access it!!!) what not to put up your butt.
Lincoln logs - also bad.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
lol. I just don't know where to begin...
Sorry, I get weird ideas in my head some times...
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Sorry, I get weird ideas in my head some times...
Between my ass and my penis, I'm beginning to wonder about you, Kindred....
04/21/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
prevert....sheeesh...: D
You're just jealous you're not elephant sexin'!!
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Can music be added as well, Airen?
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
I can see it now! A conversation between two people, one a mentor/more experienced user, and one a newcomer who wants to get started but isn't sure where to start?
MG could you imagine the insane conversations the mentor and student could have? We can take the best of the odd comments and stuff we've heard and create situations where they words are actually spoken!

Mentor: Give me an idea of what type of toys you like.

Student: Oh whatever you think is fun would be fine for me!

Mentor: Ok I can see the Super Sized Anal Plug is available for review, or the Gorilla Arm Dildo.....

Student: Oh My God Who uses awful things like that?? Playing with your anal area is wrong in the sight of GAWD! I think I might not be cut out for this reviewing stuff!

Yup, actually happened to me....
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Hi all, trying to catch up furiously!
Hey Kindred! Welcome!
04/21/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
MG could you imagine the insane conversations the mentor and student could have? We can take the best of the odd comments and stuff we've heard and create situations where they words are actually spoken!



Mentor: Give me an idea of ... more
Wow
04/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Airen, you said the site is down but can we see what kinds of characters are available or no? I was just thinking it may help us with ideas if we knew what we had to work with.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
I dunno wat u r talkin bout. Allz them toyz made me cum SO hard!
OOOOH Idea! How about a video showing how all the terrible review writing would sound if spoken?
04/21/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Are we limited to using only Xtranormal? I feel like that really limits us.
04/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
MG could you imagine the insane conversations the mentor and student could have? We can take the best of the odd comments and stuff we've heard and create situations where they words are actually spoken!



Mentor: Give me an idea of ... more
"Well the Belladona Bitch fist is available"...

LMAO! We need to do that one.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
"Well the Belladona Bitch fist is available"...



LMAO! We need to do that one.
Every time I read Belladonna Bitch Fist, I still shudder...
04/21/2011
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
OOOOH Idea! How about a video showing how all the terrible review writing would sound if spoken?
LOL!!!!!

I second that nomination for that would be superbly entertaining!!! You could refer anyone to it who uses that slang!
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
I'm not sure if it would fit in with your ides, but I had an idea for Vacc's review from his penis and thought it would be a hilarious video review to film it from the perspective using a dildo. I was thinking you could even decorate it with ... more
Unfortunately the platform we're using won't support that...it would have to be related to the audience by a character. Which isn't a bad idea...'conversation with a dildo'

Char: I was talking to my dildo last night and he said....
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Every time I read Belladonna Bitch Fist, I still shudder...
Yeah, from my perspective, no good can come from that combination of words.
04/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Every time I read Belladonna Bitch Fist, I still shudder...
Ya, me too.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Unfortunately the platform we're using won't support that...it would have to be related to the audience by a character. Which isn't a bad idea...'conversation with a dildo'



Char: I was talking to my dildo last night and he said....
Maybe one of the sock puppets could be rigid enough to make it seem like a penis or dildo.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Woman China
Things that should not be put up your butt.



A doctor telling Abe Lincoln (or something else like Mao!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no. Bad Idea. I've never ever be able to access it!!!) what not to put up your butt.
LOL I could see that! Or two young guys sitting at a table having a few drinks and discussing what not to put up your butt!
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
Between my ass and my penis, I'm beginning to wonder about you, Kindred....
You have kindred between your ass and penis? Talk about things NOT to put up your butt...
04/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Unfortunately the platform we're using won't support that...it would have to be related to the audience by a character. Which isn't a bad idea...'conversation with a dildo'



Char: I was talking to my dildo last night and he said....
"I hate it when she uses that silicone lube, I get all sticky and junk"
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
LOL I could see that! Or two young guys sitting at a table having a few drinks and discussing what not to put up your butt!
I think this would be great to save up for the next presidential elections. It might even go viral.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
OOOOH Idea! How about a video showing how all the terrible review writing would sound if spoken?
While it may be amusing, I would tread very carefully with that. I can see where it might be beneficial, but at the same time, it might have the same result that some of the threads we've had in the past have had on making newcomers feel like they're trying to break into a clique.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
Can music be added as well, Airen?
No but there are background noises that can be used...
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
You have kindred between your ass and penis? Talk about things NOT to put up your butt...
Taint a problem.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
LOL I could see that! Or two young guys sitting at a table having a few drinks and discussing what not to put up your butt!
I really like the idea of that!
04/21/2011