The New Intimacy

Screen Writers Club- April 21, 2011 at 5pm EST

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Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
OMG that would be great...my strength is situational comedy not dialogue. I mean the ridiculousness of two former Presidents meeting outside an important looking building to talk about prostates is my type of humor.
I'm considerably less subtle, as many will gladly tell you.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
Are all the figures/puppets human? Or are there animals to choose from as well?
They are puppets without strings or hands...think Blue's Clues type of puppets but less fluid

Victoria did ask that we stay away from truly childlike puppets for obvious reasons
04/21/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I agree, promoting the clubs is always good.



I also like WomanChina's idea for care and cleaning.
That's a great idea as well.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
That's a great idea! Let's start off with just brainstorming some ideas!



sex toy care and cleaning



forum ettiquette
Sock puppets (has to be socks cause that would just be hilarious) talking about their lives s a wanking cloth with many many did you know this blah blah blah about masturbation final joke? One sock says to the other sockand they say the dryer steals all the socks cause they haven't locked in ____ (name like Gary or Mr Sauce or Bill Gates or Newton's) closet.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
They are puppets without strings or hands...think Blue's Clues type of puppets but less fluid



Victoria did ask that we stay away from truly childlike puppets for obvious reasons
Of course. I just thought for the cleaning idea it could be cute to have the cliche about having elephants washing/spraying things with their trunks as a way to get started.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by Woman China
Sock puppets (has to be socks cause that would just be hilarious) talking about their lives s a wanking cloth with many many did you know this blah blah blah about masturbation final joke? One sock says to the other sockand they say the dryer steals ... more
One of the socks could be a "magic sock". Ugh. ;0
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Woman China
Sock puppets (has to be socks cause that would just be hilarious) talking about their lives s a wanking cloth with many many did you know this blah blah blah about masturbation final joke? One sock says to the other sockand they say the dryer steals ... more
OMG that is amazing it it exists...I haven't seen any real sock puppets but I haven't looked for them either. I'll look into that and get back to you...
04/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
Of course. I just thought for the cleaning idea it could be cute to have the cliche about having elephants washing/spraying things with their trunks as a way to get started.
I am so seeing the Flintstones cleaning off their toys.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
Those are the two I was dreaming of.

I am here, please do not be scared, nervous or afraid. I actually have bed head this morning. Good morning from the Middle Kingdom!!!
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
So something about the proper cleaning of toys...possibly poking fun at our pendantic warnings and stuff?
04/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I think a one should be done on the mentor program and its benefits.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I am so seeing the Flintstones cleaning off their toys.
Tee hee hee!!! Fred would have them in the car and take it through the car wash!!!
04/21/2011
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
So something about the proper cleaning of toys...possibly poking fun at our pendantic warnings and stuff?
LOL!!!!! Yes!! That would be hilarious to any EF person who reads the reviews!
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
OOOOOH If there is a sock puppet how about the sock complaining about getting no rest and the other one talks about male masturbators....or a public service type message from a guys 'magic sock'?
04/21/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Hi all, trying to catch up furiously!
04/21/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I am so seeing the Flintstones cleaning off their toys.
Haha, that's almost what I was picturing too. Although it was a cross between that and a video I stumbled across a little while back that demonstrated how dexterous an elephant penis really is...
04/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Are there any kind of props, say something that looks like a dildo? My thoughts are about a jelly toy, one gal says to her friend "You do know that a condom should be used on that if you going share" or "You know, that is not safe for anal play"
04/21/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I think a one should be done on the mentor program and its benefits.
I can see it now! A conversation between two people, one a mentor/more experienced user, and one a newcomer who wants to get started but isn't sure where to start?
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by Jul!a
Haha, that's almost what I was picturing too. Although it was a cross between that and a video I stumbled across a little while back that demonstrated how dexterous an elephant penis really is...
Now, now. No sexualizing animals...
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I think a one should be done on the mentor program and its benefits.
That would be a great idea...a series that points out the great things about EF to start out with. Add in some real humor...perhaps have a character writing a review but really having no idea what to say, and a 'friend' tells him/her about the mentor program.
OR have a person say something like "My mentor says I should try...." and then explaining to a friend the program. I mean we have all suggested to students some odd products they didn't think they would ever want to try! We could go really silly with this one.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
OOOOOH If there is a sock puppet how about the sock complaining about getting no rest and the other one talks about male masturbators....or a public service type message from a guys 'magic sock'?
Another really good idea!
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
I can see it now! A conversation between two people, one a mentor/more experienced user, and one a newcomer who wants to get started but isn't sure where to start?
Kindred and P'Gell could manage the dialogue for a n00b reviewer
04/21/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
Now, now. No sexualizing animals...
I know I know, but now all I can see in my head is elephant sex.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
Kindred and P'Gell could manage the dialogue for a n00b reviewer
Yup, I'll just read one of your reviews
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Are there any kind of props, say something that looks like a dildo? My thoughts are about a jelly toy, one gal says to her friend "You do know that a condom should be used on that if you going share" or "You know, that is not safe for anal play"
unfortunately no there are't any props such as this BUT we could do the 'offscreen' prop idea where a dildo is described and then the warnings come out as though they are in the room with the toy.
04/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
I can see it now! A conversation between two people, one a mentor/more experienced user, and one a newcomer who wants to get started but isn't sure where to start?
Yup!
04/21/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Yup, I'll just read one of your reviews
I dunno wat u r talkin bout. Allz them toyz made me cum SO hard!
04/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
Now, now. No sexualizing animals...
yeah that was anothr of Victoria's no-no ideas...but we could talk about a vibrating rubber duck since we already sell those!
04/21/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
I'm not sure if it would fit in with your ides, but I had an idea for Vacc's review from his penis and thought it would be a hilarious video review to film it from the perspective using a dildo. I was thinking you could even decorate it with eyes, etc.
04/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
unfortunately no there are't any props such as this BUT we could do the 'offscreen' prop idea where a dildo is described and then the warnings come out as though they are in the room with the toy.
That would work just fine.
04/21/2011