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The Naked Reader Book Club: Tasting Him and Tasting Her

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Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
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Originally posted by Splendwhore
What do all of you ladies think about those oral sex simulators like the Sqweel or the Sasi? Do they come close to the real thing? I've tried the Sqweel, and it's.. interesting. But I wasn't honestly that impressed. In my opinion, nothing ... more
I'm more curious about the Sasi than the Sqweel.
06/22/2010
Contributor: Kristina Wright Kristina Wright
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Originally posted by Splendwhore
*Gasp* No!! Anything but.. the math. *Collapses*

I HATE math.
Me, too. Erotica is so much more fun.
06/22/2010
Contributor: Kayla Kayla
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Originally posted by Kynky Kytty
I'm more curious about the Sasi than the Sqweel.
I've heard the Sasi is neat, but overpriced. I've never honestly tried either, but I want to try the Sasi purely for the fact that it's supposed to remember your preferences.
06/22/2010
Contributor: Splendwhore Splendwhore
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Originally posted by Kristina Wright
Me, too. Erotica is so much more fun.
Agreed. ^_~*
06/22/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Kynky Kytty
I'm more curious about the Sasi than the Sqweel.
I just couldn't justify spending that much money on something that isn't guaranteed to get me off fantastically
06/22/2010
Contributor: Kayla Kayla
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Originally posted by Kristina Wright
Me, too. Erotica is so much more fun.
I have to purchase some political science textbooks in a couple weeks instead of sex toys for my summer class. That's sadness.
06/22/2010
Contributor: Splendwhore Splendwhore
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Originally posted by Kayla
I've heard the Sasi is neat, but overpriced. I've never honestly tried either, but I want to try the Sasi purely for the fact that it's supposed to remember your preferences.
I just have this horrible fear that I'd buy it, skip past a million modes, and then it wouldn't repeat them ever again and I'd be stuck with whatever was left. Lol. I have phobias about breaking expensive toys. >_>
06/22/2010
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
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Originally posted by Kristina Wright
Thanks so much! I don't generally write food stories, but cream cheese frosting seemed fitting for a fellatio story.
Seriously, I have the makings of cinnamon rolls with cream cheese frosting on my grocery list now and am considering just making the frosting...
06/22/2010
Contributor: Kayla Kayla
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Originally posted by Splendwhore
I just have this horrible fear that I'd buy it, skip past a million modes, and then it wouldn't repeat them ever again and I'd be stuck with whatever was left. Lol. I have phobias about breaking expensive toys. >_>
I bet there's a reset or something on it somewhere. Plus, I think it's just a special "mode" that takes you to your favorite settings. I think you can still access the rest of the settings as well.
06/22/2010
Contributor: Kristina Wright Kristina Wright
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Originally posted by Sundae
That story got me sooooo hungry.

1) I love cream cheese frosting/cream cheese anything SO MUCH.

2) In Australia almost nowhere, at least in my city, makes cinnamon rolls. They just don't exist. I was craving one so badly!
Thank you! It's getting harder and harder to find cinnamon rolls around here, too! It's a conspiracy!
06/22/2010
Contributor: Sundae Sundae
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Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
Seriously, I have the makings of cinnamon rolls with cream cheese frosting on my grocery list now and am considering just making the frosting...
IF you have an amazing recipe stashed away let me at it! I haven't had them in about five years, Australia just doesn't do certain delicious foods like that and it's awful!
06/22/2010
Contributor: Splendwhore Splendwhore
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Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
Seriously, I have the makings of cinnamon rolls with cream cheese frosting on my grocery list now and am considering just making the frosting...
Mmm.. cinnamon rolls. Do you know the only thing better than Cinnamon rolls? Butter Horns. They're kind of like Cinnamon rolls, but way cooler. My Great Grandma used to make them all the time. I have the recipe, I just don't know how keen I am on kneading dough and waiting for it to rise for a whole day. Lol!!
06/22/2010
Contributor: Kristina Wright Kristina Wright
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Originally posted by Kynky Kytty
Oh you are soooo bad. The book is supposed to be true stories! Well it's quite realistic, so... maybe I'll have to forgive you.
LOL... it is a true story. For someone, I'm sure. (Honestly, there are some elements that are true, but the camping part was fiction. I did make sure my heroine HATED the idea of camping. That part was true, too!)
06/22/2010
Contributor: Kristina Wright Kristina Wright
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Originally posted by Kynky Kytty
Well I am sure that some mathematicians almost come from the pleasure of resolving a complex math problem.
Um... you're probably right. Doesn't make math more interesting to ME, though!
06/22/2010
Contributor: Kayla Kayla
Alright. It's time for me to head out. The boyfriend and I are going to watch a couple episodes of Battlestar Galactica. (Our last two episodes then we're done with the show. It's saddening.)

I enjoy the discussion everyone. Amazingly fun!
06/22/2010
Contributor: Sundae Sundae
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Originally posted by Jul!a
I just couldn't justify spending that much money on something that isn't guaranteed to get me off fantastically
Snap here. It looks really, really interesting, but I tend to be a wham bam thank-you ma'am sort of masturbater and spending maybe an hour plus, though it would be luxurious, is not very practical for me.

Like I've said before, there needs to be a sex-toy loan program, so you can try out all these crazy toys before you purchase them yourself, then return them and they get sterilised in some magical way. Not exactly likely, but would be handy!
06/22/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Kayla
Alright. It's time for me to head out. The boyfriend and I are going to watch a couple episodes of Battlestar Galactica. (Our last two episodes then we're done with the show. It's saddening.)

I enjoy the discussion everyone. Amazingly fun!
Night!
06/22/2010
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
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Originally posted by Kristina Wright
I'm here! My internet connection is spotty tonight for some reason and my tech guy (my husband) is out of town. Not to worry, I'm hanging on!!

You can check my blog for my bibliography [kristinawright.com]. I've had stories in ... more
F.Y.I. - Fairy Tale Lust will be one of the Naked Reader Book Club selections for the month of September.

Also? I am adding a couple new reviewers to the list of people who are doing our Naked Book Club Reviews, so anybody interested in doing book reviews, shoot me an email and if you have done a book review previously (strongly recommended), include the link.

Also, feel free to nominate anybody you think would be a good book reviewer!
06/22/2010
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
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Originally posted by Kayla
Alright. It's time for me to head out. The boyfriend and I are going to watch a couple episodes of Battlestar Galactica. (Our last two episodes then we're done with the show. It's saddening.)

I enjoy the discussion everyone. Amazingly fun!
Have fun!
06/22/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Sundae
Snap here. It looks really, really interesting, but I tend to be a wham bam thank-you ma'am sort of masturbater and spending maybe an hour plus, though it would be luxurious, is not very practical for me.

Like I've said before, there ... more
It would be, because I just reviewed a clitoral vibrator that looked so freaking cool and had so much potential but for me, sort of a big old failboat
06/22/2010
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
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Originally posted by Kristina Wright
LOL... it is a true story. For someone, I'm sure. (Honestly, there are some elements that are true, but the camping part was fiction. I did make sure my heroine HATED the idea of camping. That part was true, too!)
Whewww, what a relief!
06/22/2010
Contributor: Kristina Wright Kristina Wright
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Originally posted by Kynky Kytty
And thanks for the link, I love fairy tales, and I'm interested in reading erotica with that theme. I want!
Yay! Fairy Tale Lust is a collection of retold and original fairy tales. Some are fun and sexy, some are dark and sensual. And, coincidentally, my story "In the Dark Woods" has a very erotic oral sex scene.
06/22/2010
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
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Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
F.Y.I. - Fairy Tale Lust will be one of the Naked Reader Book Club selections for the month of September.

Also? I am adding a couple new reviewers to the list of people who are doing our Naked Book Club Reviews, so anybody interested in doing ... more
Oh, me, me if you think I'm good enough. I did one descriptive review of the Pleasure Bound, but it's not up yet. *Bummer*
06/22/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
F.Y.I. - Fairy Tale Lust will be one of the Naked Reader Book Club selections for the month of September.

Also? I am adding a couple new reviewers to the list of people who are doing our Naked Book Club Reviews, so anybody interested in doing ... more
I emailed you
06/22/2010
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
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Originally posted by Kristina Wright
Yay! Fairy Tale Lust is a collection of retold and original fairy tales. Some are fun and sexy, some are dark and sensual. And, coincidentally, my story "In the Dark Woods" has a very erotic oral sex scene.
Hahaha, sounds really fun! Why would I mind a little bit of darkness? Fairy tales are not always for the faint of heart.
06/22/2010
Contributor: Splendwhore Splendwhore
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Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
F.Y.I. - Fairy Tale Lust will be one of the Naked Reader Book Club selections for the month of September.

Also? I am adding a couple new reviewers to the list of people who are doing our Naked Book Club Reviews, so anybody interested in doing ... more
I emailed you as well. I'm incredibly interested in this! Books =
06/22/2010
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
I'm totally lost. Where are we on this topic now?
06/22/2010
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
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Originally posted by Kynky Kytty
Oh, me, me if you think I'm good enough. I did one descriptive review of the Pleasure Bound, but it's not up yet. *Bummer*
Did you turn it in already? If so... I can go look at it. I have special powers

Just send me an email so I remember to look it up tomorrow.
06/22/2010
Contributor: Splendwhore Splendwhore
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Originally posted by removedacnt
I'm totally lost. Where are we on this topic now?
Wouldn't you like to know. *Eyebrow waggle*
06/22/2010
Contributor: Sundae Sundae
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Originally posted by LicentiouslyYours
F.Y.I. - Fairy Tale Lust will be one of the Naked Reader Book Club selections for the month of September.

Also? I am adding a couple new reviewers to the list of people who are doing our Naked Book Club Reviews, so anybody interested in doing ... more
Fairy Tale Lust sounds like a great theme for a book, I totally have a soft spot for sexy fairytales and takes on traditional stories. I'd like to read Alice in Wonderland and Hansel and Gretel I think...something fun and delicious, but also all sexed up.
06/22/2010