The New Intimacy

You might be addicted to sex toys if...

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Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
None of the bed legs touch the floor.
Hahahha, Good one!
08/27/2010
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Quote:
Originally posted by Rockin'
...if you experience vibrations in other non-sexual items and try to figure out what vibrator feels most similar.

...you find yourself favoring cucumbers that have a nice g-spot curve.

...you see a toy in a porn clip or film and try to ... more
"..you find yourself favoring cucumbers that have a nice g-spot curve."

This is me except I look for cucumbers with a thick girth. hehehehe
08/27/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
You drop a hundred bucks for your birthday gift on a giant lime green locking trunk to store your infinite dildo collection in.
08/27/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
The link only shows the dark green, but the lime green one is really cool!
08/27/2010
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
Quote:
Originally posted by Rockin'
...if you experience vibrations in other non-sexual items and try to figure out what vibrator feels most similar.

...you find yourself favoring cucumbers that have a nice g-spot curve.

...you see a toy in a porn clip or film and try to ... more
I often find myself going "hey, I know that sex toy!" in porn.
08/28/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Quote:
Originally posted by Annemarie
I often find myself going "hey, I know that sex toy!" in porn.
I did that on an episode of Queer As Folk I was watching on dvd last week!
08/28/2010
Contributor: trios trios
Quote:
Originally posted by gone77
OK, guys, another new game! This one was inspired by Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." routine. I thought we should see how many things we could come up with!

To start:

You might be addicted to sex toys if... ... more
need to squeeze it every day in passing.
08/28/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
You work on writing reviews even when you're nowhere near a computer
08/29/2010