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Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
if... you plan which toys are coming with you on your next trip...a month in advance.
~Guilty
Also you might be addicted if you BUY toys a month in advance to take with you on a trip!
08/25/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
You steal battery's from you kids toys for yours.
If while shopping for kid's toys you notice what types of batteries the store carries and mentally run through a check list of what toys of YOURS need new batteries!

Also if you judge whether a store is worth shopping at based on their selection of odd batteries!
08/25/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
You do a product search every day to find a new/upcoming toy to try.
Guilty as charged

Also if you FIND a new toy to add to your wishlist each and everyday!

YOu know you are addicted to EF when you feel seperation anxiety while shopping or doing anything else!
08/25/2010
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
You're too tired for sex because you've been "product testing" all day.

You grab several potential vibes to use for sex with your partner.

The top of your dresser has more lube bottles than perfume bottles.
08/25/2010
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Quote:
Originally posted by removedacnt
You're too tired for sex because you've been "product testing" all day.

You grab several potential vibes to use for sex with your partner.

The top of your dresser has more lube bottles than perfume bottles.
Hahaha, I do have more lubes now than perfume bottles.
08/25/2010
Contributor: TheCleansing TheCleansing
Whenever you have guests over you run to your room and do a massive cleanup.
08/26/2010
Contributor: SydVicious SydVicious
Quote:
Originally posted by removedacnt
You're too tired for sex because you've been "product testing" all day.

You grab several potential vibes to use for sex with your partner.

The top of your dresser has more lube bottles than perfume bottles.
"You're too tired for sex because you've been "product testing" all day." LMAO so true!
08/26/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
You steal battery's from you kids toys for yours.
OMG......I've done this...
08/26/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by SydVicious
"You're too tired for sex because you've been "product testing" all day." LMAO so true!
I did this yesterday. It was my little one's first day of school. I have not touched my Hitachi ALL SUMMER, because of the noise it makes. And the kids being home ALL the time. I had the damn thing out as soon as she was out the door, and I had breakfast cleaned up. (The Man and I had been at it that morning and I had NO luck with orgasm, ) So, that evening, I didn't feel like going at it again. (I usually do, but I was just......tired.) I TRY to avoid doing this, but DAMN, I hadn't seen my Hitachi all summer and I missed him.
08/26/2010
Contributor: Sinjo Sinjo
You have more sex toys in your sock drawer then socks.
08/26/2010
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Quote:
Originally posted by gone77
OK, guys, another new game! This one was inspired by Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." routine. I thought we should see how many things we could come up with!

To start:

You might be addicted to sex toys if... ... more
This is a great thread - I love all the responses and am guilty of most!
08/26/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
... if you're in the fabric store and think a certain material will make a great toy pouch.

... if you first think that someone's cell phone vibrate setting going off is actually a bullet vibe.

... if you carry a heavy duty dildo around in your purse as a defensive weapon.
08/26/2010
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Oh, I love all of these responses! To be honest, I wasn't sure if I'd get a lot of responses when I first created this thread, but you guys have blown my socks off!
08/26/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
... if you're in the fabric store and think a certain material will make a great toy pouch.

... if you first think that someone's cell phone vibrate setting going off is actually a bullet vibe.

... if you carry a heavy duty ... more
So funny, today I got a new phone and I was going through the vibe settings and found one that pulses just like my wife's favorite vibe.

You know that a toy will work for you, without reading the review on it.
08/26/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Kynky Kytty
Hahaha, I do have more lubes now than perfume bottles.
Me too, lol.
08/26/2010
Contributor: LambChop LambChop
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
You might be addicted to sex toys if: you buy 5 packs of batteries for 2 remote controls and STILL have to look around for fresh batteries for your toys.
Oops! I'm in! I just vandalized the remote to write a review!
08/26/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by gone77
OK, guys, another new game! This one was inspired by Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." routine. I thought we should see how many things we could come up with!

To start:

You might be addicted to sex toys if... ... more
Your body is in a permanent state of vibration.
08/26/2010
Contributor: joja joja
Quote:
Originally posted by Not here
...your web history consists of Edenfantasys, edenfantasys, and more edenfantasys. and maybe a porno site or two.
Guilty, oh so guilty.
08/26/2010
Contributor: deadpoet deadpoet
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
Your body is in a permanent state of vibration.
LMAO!!! that is good!!!

...if when he isn't in the mood, you grab the vibe under your pillow and go at it with him laying next to you.
08/26/2010
Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
...if you experience vibrations in other non-sexual items and try to figure out what vibrator feels most similar.

...you find yourself favoring cucumbers that have a nice g-spot curve.

...you see a toy in a porn clip or film and try to identify it.

...you walk through the produce aisle, knowing which vegetables are anal safe.
08/26/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
You wake up in the middle of the night to make sure you took out the battery's in your vibe.
08/26/2010
Contributor: Passionate Pastor Passionate Pastor
...when your house catches fire you go for your toys and let the dog and the wedding photos fend for themselves.
08/26/2010
Contributor: Gatita Gatita
when in need & there are no new batteries to be found, you become Tim the Tool Guy in the wee hours of the night, looking for the right screw drivers to desperately break into your kids' toys & take back your batteries.
08/26/2010
Contributor: Sera Sera
You're reading this right now, and you're on Eden Fantasys right now!
08/27/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Quote:
Originally posted by Rockin'
...if you experience vibrations in other non-sexual items and try to figure out what vibrator feels most similar.

...you find yourself favoring cucumbers that have a nice g-spot curve.

...you see a toy in a porn clip or film and try to ... more
LOL. Um...guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty.
08/27/2010
Contributor: Liz2 Liz2
Quote:
Originally posted by Rockin'
...if you experience vibrations in other non-sexual items and try to figure out what vibrator feels most similar.

...you find yourself favoring cucumbers that have a nice g-spot curve.

...you see a toy in a porn clip or film and try to ... more
I thought I was alone here and felt weird at times. I also have too many batteries around, never want to be left wanting...
08/27/2010
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
Quote:
Originally posted by Kynky Kytty
If you walk into a store and know more about sex toys than the salewoman.
Good one!
08/27/2010
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
Quote:
Originally posted by TheCleansing
Whenever you have guests over you run to your room and do a massive cleanup.
LMAO! I do this frequently, especially if they bring their children. Last time I had friends over, one of the kids asked to use our master bath because the other one was occupied. I had to run into our bed room and bath and start shoving toys and lubes and dvds into drawers. Same said for the office. I frequently have toys lying on my desk if I am reviewing them. We had a kid use our office to change for our pool party and when he got out I thought to myself, "Hope he didn't see those DVDs on my desk!"


You know you are addicted to sex toys when it is ALWAYS the topic of conversation. It's always in my head, stuff I just got, stuff I am waiting for in the mail, new toys I have seen. My friends and my man are surely tired of hearing about lube compatibility, the dangers of jelly, the wonders of silicone and glass, and "Oh you GOTTA see the new toys I just got!"
08/27/2010
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
Quote:
Originally posted by Rockin'
...if you experience vibrations in other non-sexual items and try to figure out what vibrator feels most similar.

...you find yourself favoring cucumbers that have a nice g-spot curve.

...you see a toy in a porn clip or film and try to ... more
yes... and consciously thinks how many "vrooms" it has

I have moved up from cucumbers, but my friend and I always go grocery shopping together and I help her pick the curviest ones!

I LOVE seeing a toy I own in porn. The Chemistry Series is loaded with them and most I don't have but WANT!

When shopping with my friend, I pick up random veggies and give her that look... we are always laughing.
08/27/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Maiden
yes... and consciously thinks how many "vrooms" it has

I have moved up from cucumbers, but my friend and I always go grocery shopping together and I help her pick the curviest ones!

I LOVE seeing a toy I own in porn. The ... more
When My Man and I are at the grocery store, he always picks up random veggies and raises his eyebrows at me. He HIT me on the butt with a cucumber at Jewel the other day! He was going to put it back, but I insisted now we had to buy it.

I HAVE good toys, though, the cuke went immediately into the Tabuli.
08/27/2010