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Would You Include Sex Toys in Your Will?

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Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
I have never thought about it. I guess they will just get thrown out cause no one would want them.
Does seem ashame for all my babies to be thrown out but as long as I enjoy the crap out of them while Im alive - I'm HAPPY!
11/07/2010
Contributor: KnK KnK
I only have to worry if I die before my parents or my older sister. It'd scare the shit out of them and then they'd be offended and think I had gone to hell...
01/21/2011
Contributor: KnK KnK
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Never thought about it till this post, I have been thinking about it and decided that I would. I would make sure that the toys that are not "cleanable" are identified. The rest they can come here and read my review's on use and ... more
Oh you're just evil. Lol
01/21/2011
Contributor: Mistress M. Mistress M.
I haven't thought about it before.. But I think I would put them in my will.
02/12/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
Never really thought about this but now that I am i think i would arrange for a friend to get rid of my collection so it wouldn't be found in the event of my death.
08/23/2011
Contributor: EJ EJ
What a great question. I'd never even thought about it. I think I'd want them split up between my s.o. and my closest friend.
08/23/2011
Contributor: systematicweasel systematicweasel
I've never really thought about it before. I don't have any kids so I know they wouldn't be passed down, and if my mate is still alive after I pass on, he'll probably be the one to look after them ^^
08/23/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
I've never thought of that before..
08/23/2011
Contributor: meitman meitman
Never really thought about this before now, but I don't think I would have anything in my will. If I had some friends or family that I knew would be in to them I would make sure they went through the toys first and they could dispose/get rid of the rest. Our collection's not very big yet, but this may all change in the future.
08/23/2011
Contributor: InNeedOfABuzzzz InNeedOfABuzzzz
It's horrible to think something awful like permanent dislocation into a landfill somewhere could be the home of my little playmates someday...so just to save them and just to freak out my family I do think I'd include them in my will.....

Really...imagine that reading! They would have to laugh (bringing cheer in a time of mourning) and maybe from heaven I'd see a little spat over who got which ones!
08/23/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
Never thought about it before. I have a partner right now. So She'd get everything and go through everything. If I wasn't, I think I'd write something in my will.
08/23/2011
Contributor: Booktease Booktease
Quote:
Originally posted by Kynky Kytty
I was reading this post by Shepegs about a woman apparently getting a heart attack while using a vibrator, and it got me thinking.

Do you care about what will happen to your sex toys after you die? It's not like I'm married and that ... more
I would assume my partner would do something with them. If we both died, I would hope someone would just throw them away.
08/23/2011
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
i found the fountain of youth a few years back while on hiatus in africa and therefore
i shall never die.

so that pretty much takes care of that.

08/23/2011
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
i found the fountain of youth a few years back while on hiatus in africa and therefore
i shall never die.

so that pretty much takes care of that.

Lucky you!
10/15/2011
Contributor: SilverIsis SilverIsis
I don't think I would designate anyone in particular to deal with them, as my family finding would not cause that big of a stir. But this conversation got me thinking, if died of "unnatural causes" and the cops had to search my house, what would they they think of it?
10/15/2011
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
Interesting, I had never thought about this before! I don't know if I'd put it in my will, but maybe I would tell a friend to take them? I honestly have no idea...I'm hoping to be really old by that point, so who knows. I wouldn't really mind if my family found my toys, although they may be surprised by the amount...
10/15/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
I've not really thought about it, but no, I wouldn't put them in my will. I suppose, if they've never been used, then that's okay. But passing on used sex toys? No.
10/15/2011
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
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Originally posted by Errant Venture
I've not really thought about it, but no, I wouldn't put them in my will. I suppose, if they've never been used, then that's okay. But passing on used sex toys? No.
The passing on of used sex toys would be those like glass or pure silicone as they can be sanitized. Passing on a used jelly toy that was used for years is a highly disgusting thought.
10/15/2011
Contributor: Katastophy Katastophy
If you put it in the will, everyone else in the will would potentially be able to see it as well. I would be okay with passing on the sterilizable things to someone else that was close to me.
10/15/2011
Contributor: Ash1141 Ash1141
Nah...let em throw them out. No one wants used sex toys.
10/15/2011
Contributor: Illumin8 Illumin8
Wouldn't ever put them in my will. I just think it's a bit weird...
10/15/2011
Contributor: MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
LOL, never really thought about it...
10/15/2011
Contributor: big b big b
hell no
10/15/2011
Contributor: Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
Depends. :/
10/15/2011
Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
I've never really thought about it. I don't think I would.
10/16/2011
Contributor: kadytheredpanda kadytheredpanda
Quote:
Originally posted by Kynky Kytty
I was reading this post by Shepegs about a woman apparently getting a heart attack while using a vibrator, and it got me thinking.

Do you care about what will happen to your sex toys after you die? It's not like I'm married and that ... more
Uh...

That would be an awkward part of the will reading, that's for sure. XD But I still wouldn't add it for the shits and giggles. If anything, I would just freak my siblings out. If they want to trash them, fine with me. If they want to clean and keep them, fine with me. It's not like I could yell at them for taking my things without my permission.
10/16/2011
Contributor: LoganAlexander LoganAlexander
That... Is not something I've ever thought of before. I don't think I would.
03/01/2013
Contributor: Jax Jackson Jax Jackson
I hadn't ever thought of it, but no. That would be really weird.
03/01/2013
Contributor: Allstars316 Allstars316
I never thought about it. But I don't think I would include it in my will.
03/02/2013