I think I'll put them all in a sealed box labeled "Dispose of without opening."
Would You Include Sex Toys in Your Will?
07/18/2010
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I thought about my kids or *gasp* my mom or dad going through my shit, if I were to die suddenly and one of THEM having a heart attack at the stuff they find.
Originally posted by
Kynky Kytty
I was reading this post by Shepegs about a woman apparently getting a heart attack while using a vibrator, and it got me thinking.
Do you care about what will happen to your sex toys after you die? It's not like I'm married and that ... more
Do you care about what will happen to your sex toys after you die? It's not like I'm married and that ... more
I was reading this post by Shepegs about a woman apparently getting a heart attack while using a vibrator, and it got me thinking.
Do you care about what will happen to your sex toys after you die? It's not like I'm married and that my partner will take care of that for me. But you know, even if I know most of them would probably go to the trash, some of them can be sanitized and be used by a new owner. It seriously breaks my heart to think that some of my Phallix toys could end up in the recyclable bin or the trash.
But it's not all, I'd be uncomfortable, even dead, to know that my children or siblings would go through my things after my death and see all my collection of toys. It's not like I only have one or two... I'd probably assign a best friend to go though the most personal things before the family could go through the non-sexual stuff.
The poll question is 'Would you dare have a section in your will to give some of your toys to someone else?'.
And the open question is 'What would you do about it?' less
Do you care about what will happen to your sex toys after you die? It's not like I'm married and that my partner will take care of that for me. But you know, even if I know most of them would probably go to the trash, some of them can be sanitized and be used by a new owner. It seriously breaks my heart to think that some of my Phallix toys could end up in the recyclable bin or the trash.
But it's not all, I'd be uncomfortable, even dead, to know that my children or siblings would go through my things after my death and see all my collection of toys. It's not like I only have one or two... I'd probably assign a best friend to go though the most personal things before the family could go through the non-sexual stuff.
The poll question is 'Would you dare have a section in your will to give some of your toys to someone else?'.
And the open question is 'What would you do about it?' less
I don't want to share sex toys, not even the expensive ones, so if I were to die, I hope My Man would throw them out. He has a system of "Body Disposal" with the possums and raccoons and woodchucks our dog kills (he's a really wolfy dog and kills stuff, and we live in the woods, in the burbs, so there's a lot of animals) My Man bags them, and brings them to an Industrial Site Dumpster. We've decided the toys will probably go the way of the Possum, if I were to go first.
OK, this is the strangest tangent I've gone on yet....
07/19/2010
Because I couldn't see the lawyer, sitting at the table, with my grieving family around, sniffling into their handkerchiefs, my daughters with black lace veils over their eyes, having been told who gets my car and my books and any money, and then he reads, "And to my darling nephew, Bryce, I leave my entire collection of butt plugs, anal beads, hand cuffs and tethers and any Astroglide Anal Shooter Lube vials remained."
No....just.....no..... ..
No....just.....no..... ..
08/27/2010
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Hahahah - that made me smile.
Originally posted by
P'Gell
Because I couldn't see the lawyer, sitting at the table, with my grieving family around, sniffling into their handkerchiefs, my daughters with black lace veils over their eyes, having been told who gets my car and my books and any money, and then
...
more
Because I couldn't see the lawyer, sitting at the table, with my grieving family around, sniffling into their handkerchiefs, my daughters with black lace veils over their eyes, having been told who gets my car and my books and any money, and then he reads, "And to my darling nephew, Bryce, I leave my entire collection of butt plugs, anal beads, hand cuffs and tethers and any Astroglide Anal Shooter Lube vials remained."
No....just.....no..... .. less
No....just.....no..... .. less
Yeah, if my husband was already gone (dead, retreated into the mountains, living on the moon etc) then just please throw them away. Jeez. I don't want to bequeath my Ella to anyone.
08/27/2010
It would have to be handled delicately. Since wills can become public record, I don't think you'd want to put things explicitly in there, I suspect something unofficial and discreet would be better.
08/27/2010
I dunno if I would actually will them to people but the ones that could be sterilized I might tell the person I wish to have them to pick them up when I kick it. I would let Tom, Arch or even the girls know which are sterilizable and what isn't and then let them decide who gets what...I am imagining a giant dildo/vibrator war now.
08/27/2010
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I'd buy tickets for that LOL Kidding but seriously I have some that I'm sure my girls would love to own, so long as they didn't think about all the ways me, their Dad and Arch had used it....
Originally posted by
Carrie Ann
I should hold a raffle for a spot on my will for the Eleven.
*nods*
*nods*
08/27/2010
I really don't know who I would give the responsibility of going through my toys...
08/28/2010
reading everybody elses posts makes me change my answer...lol. I would delegate a friend to go through all my stuff so nobody finds them. lol, I could only imagine!
08/28/2010
I never thought about it before. I would state to have my mom or my best friend go through them.
08/28/2010
I feel like the title of this post belongs in the "You might be addicted to sex toys if..." thread.
Honestly, I probably wouldn't specify what happened to mind. I do have quite a few higher-end toys that I've accumulated over the years, and while the silicone and metal toys can technically be sterilized, I'm still not sure I would want to give someone used sex toys. I definitely wouldn't want someone else's used toys, regardless of quality.
So, have them buried with me? LOL. I really don't know; I can honestly say I'd never thought about it until this post.
Honestly, I probably wouldn't specify what happened to mind. I do have quite a few higher-end toys that I've accumulated over the years, and while the silicone and metal toys can technically be sterilized, I'm still not sure I would want to give someone used sex toys. I definitely wouldn't want someone else's used toys, regardless of quality.
So, have them buried with me? LOL. I really don't know; I can honestly say I'd never thought about it until this post.
08/28/2010
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If someone offered me something nice and sterilizable I would probably take it, especially if it was VixSkin or an nJoy. I'd either boil it for 20 minutes in a pressure cooker or see if I could get a friend in medicine to autoclave a nondescript paper bag no-questions-asked, but I'd take it.
Originally posted by
Liz
I feel like the title of this post belongs in the "You might be addicted to sex toys if..." thread.
Honestly, I probably wouldn't specify what happened to mind. I do have quite a few higher-end toys that I've accumulated ... more
Honestly, I probably wouldn't specify what happened to mind. I do have quite a few higher-end toys that I've accumulated ... more
I feel like the title of this post belongs in the "You might be addicted to sex toys if..." thread.
Honestly, I probably wouldn't specify what happened to mind. I do have quite a few higher-end toys that I've accumulated over the years, and while the silicone and metal toys can technically be sterilized, I'm still not sure I would want to give someone used sex toys. I definitely wouldn't want someone else's used toys, regardless of quality.
So, have them buried with me? LOL. I really don't know; I can honestly say I'd never thought about it until this post. less
Honestly, I probably wouldn't specify what happened to mind. I do have quite a few higher-end toys that I've accumulated over the years, and while the silicone and metal toys can technically be sterilized, I'm still not sure I would want to give someone used sex toys. I definitely wouldn't want someone else's used toys, regardless of quality.
So, have them buried with me? LOL. I really don't know; I can honestly say I'd never thought about it until this post. less
08/29/2010
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Never thought about that before! Would someone actually write that in a will?!!!!
Originally posted by
Kynky Kytty
I was reading this post by Shepegs about a woman apparently getting a heart attack while using a vibrator, and it got me thinking.
Do you care about what will happen to your sex toys after you die? It's not like I'm married and that ... more
Do you care about what will happen to your sex toys after you die? It's not like I'm married and that ... more
I was reading this post by Shepegs about a woman apparently getting a heart attack while using a vibrator, and it got me thinking.
Do you care about what will happen to your sex toys after you die? It's not like I'm married and that my partner will take care of that for me. But you know, even if I know most of them would probably go to the trash, some of them can be sanitized and be used by a new owner. It seriously breaks my heart to think that some of my Phallix toys could end up in the recyclable bin or the trash.
But it's not all, I'd be uncomfortable, even dead, to know that my children or siblings would go through my things after my death and see all my collection of toys. It's not like I only have one or two... I'd probably assign a best friend to go though the most personal things before the family could go through the non-sexual stuff.
The poll question is 'Would you dare have a section in your will to give some of your toys to someone else?'.
And the open question is 'What would you do about it?' less
Do you care about what will happen to your sex toys after you die? It's not like I'm married and that my partner will take care of that for me. But you know, even if I know most of them would probably go to the trash, some of them can be sanitized and be used by a new owner. It seriously breaks my heart to think that some of my Phallix toys could end up in the recyclable bin or the trash.
But it's not all, I'd be uncomfortable, even dead, to know that my children or siblings would go through my things after my death and see all my collection of toys. It's not like I only have one or two... I'd probably assign a best friend to go though the most personal things before the family could go through the non-sexual stuff.
The poll question is 'Would you dare have a section in your will to give some of your toys to someone else?'.
And the open question is 'What would you do about it?' less
09/02/2010
I had to make a will a while ago and I have someone designated to be my "porn buddy." They take all my porn and toys and overall just things I wouldn't want to be remembered by out of my room before family gets there. And then I get pressed into a diamond, and my remaining ashes are to be spread coast-to-coast on a road trip across the U.S. I can't even wait to die hahaha
09/03/2010
Heck yeah! If I had a really nice collection of "heirloom" quality stuff and I was a frisky old lady with frisky friends (knowing me I will always know someone frisky) I would certainly make sure that my fancy locked box of fancy stuff would go to the right person.
I plan to raise my daughter with a massive respect and healthy acknowledgement for sexuality, so hopefully it wouldn't skeeve her out too much to have to handle that transaction. In fact, I hope it makes her laugh so hard she forgets for at least a few moments that I'm gone.
I plan to raise my daughter with a massive respect and healthy acknowledgement for sexuality, so hopefully it wouldn't skeeve her out too much to have to handle that transaction. In fact, I hope it makes her laugh so hard she forgets for at least a few moments that I'm gone.
09/04/2010
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Ia anyone else envisioning a moving van AND hearse pulling away from Lauren's house on that fateful day? When I die I want all my toys pulled out and displayed with proper reverence and mood lighting...cause I'm evil and I want to be able to enjoy my wake!
Originally posted by
~LaUr3n~
LOL Uh at least two people with two cars or someone with a few friends who has a big ass van lol.
09/05/2010
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LOL In a thousand years an acclaimed archaeologist will dig up your burial mound and declare that you were a priestess of a fertility worshipping race of early humans. Have you ever wondered if all those 'fertility' statues were just sex toys no one wanted to pass on because of ick factor? They have found remains of female fluids on some of them...
Originally posted by
Liz
I feel like the title of this post belongs in the "You might be addicted to sex toys if..." thread.
Honestly, I probably wouldn't specify what happened to mind. I do have quite a few higher-end toys that I've accumulated ... more
Honestly, I probably wouldn't specify what happened to mind. I do have quite a few higher-end toys that I've accumulated ... more
I feel like the title of this post belongs in the "You might be addicted to sex toys if..." thread.
Honestly, I probably wouldn't specify what happened to mind. I do have quite a few higher-end toys that I've accumulated over the years, and while the silicone and metal toys can technically be sterilized, I'm still not sure I would want to give someone used sex toys. I definitely wouldn't want someone else's used toys, regardless of quality.
So, have them buried with me? LOL. I really don't know; I can honestly say I'd never thought about it until this post. less
Honestly, I probably wouldn't specify what happened to mind. I do have quite a few higher-end toys that I've accumulated over the years, and while the silicone and metal toys can technically be sterilized, I'm still not sure I would want to give someone used sex toys. I definitely wouldn't want someone else's used toys, regardless of quality.
So, have them buried with me? LOL. I really don't know; I can honestly say I'd never thought about it until this post. less
09/05/2010
I suppose I'd give all my stuff to a friend that was into it. I mean, I wouldn't want my family trying to figure out what to do with my favorite dildo. That'd be kinda awkward
09/05/2010
Added incentive to find someone before I die, so they can deal with it, since I keep buying metal and glass toys. Gee, I think I've discovered a new bad reason to get married. Excellent.
11/02/2010
Possibly, though I'd only will them to my SO or any other significant partners.
11/02/2010
I don't think anyone would WANT my used toys, so, no.
11/02/2010
I haven't thought about my toys before. Mostly because before I joined EF, I only had 1. I mostly thought up plans to destroy all my nudes on my computer before my family saw it. Hopefully I won't have to worry about this issue anytime soon!
11/02/2010
I would hope that my bf, who is the only person that knows about them, would dispose of them rather quickly.
11/03/2010
If I died tomorrow my mom and sis would prob be curious wto whom I would delegate my toys...I guess it would be weird to use your dead daughters/sisters/ sex toys....
Either way, as long as they are made of a safe material I would totally put it in my will.
My sis would get my Liv and my mom would get my glass g-spot wand (I bought my sis one so it would be only fair my mom would get mine) and they can equally share the rest!
Either way, as long as they are made of a safe material I would totally put it in my will.
My sis would get my Liv and my mom would get my glass g-spot wand (I bought my sis one so it would be only fair my mom would get mine) and they can equally share the rest!
11/03/2010
I never thought about leaving my sex toys to someone after I'm dead, but I have thought about how embarrassing it would be from the grave to have family members go through my things and find them. I wish I had a spinning bookcase to a secret room so that my sex toys would stay hidden in a time capsule.
11/06/2010
I don't think anyone will want my toys. Most of my friends are pretty conservative and I know I wouldn't want anyone else's toy even if it had been sterilized. I keep most of my stuff in a locked box. Hopefully if I die either my bf would get rid of the box or my family wouldn't find the key and toss out the box when they couldn't open it, but that might be wishful thinking. I guess at least I won't be there to experience the awkward moment.
11/06/2010
Never actually thought about this. I dont plan on dying...LOL
11/06/2010
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Ya, I wouldn't leave the stuff in an offical document, but in an unofficial way? Why not? Most of my stuff can be sterilized and I'm obviously not going to be needing them lol.
Originally posted by
ScottA
It would have to be handled delicately. Since wills can become public record, I don't think you'd want to put things explicitly in there, I suspect something unofficial and discreet would be better.
11/06/2010
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omg, thats what I kept thinking when I was reading this thread! i have thought about this before, but i have never come to a conclusion because I basically drop it immediately once I realize that the dying part needs to happen first in order for it to be a problem so its no longer an issue lol. I guess I'm not that practical.. I just think it's sad to think about..
Originally posted by
Danielle1220
Never actually thought about this. I dont plan on dying...LOL
11/06/2010
I really don't have anybody that I'm close to like that, other than my hubby, to give directions on what to do with them, unfortunately. I'm just not open like that with anyone (in real life) and so if we both went, idk who would find it but I don't have any plans for them.
11/06/2010