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The World is Ending! *giggle-snort*

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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Chili, that picture is hilarious!

My Facebook status Saturday evening: "Well, it's after 11 and I'm still here and there's no zombies in the backyard. Guess I'll go back inside and put my pants back on. Better luck next December, end of the world!"
05/23/2011
Contributor: Sir Sir
You know what's funny? A friend and I got really freaked out suddenly, wondering, "What if it really does happen?" HAH! It was horrible.

But, it's Monday, and as far as I know, my family has not been turned into zombies yet. I'm glad that it's Monday.
05/23/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
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Originally posted by Jul!a
Chili, that picture is hilarious!

My Facebook status Saturday evening: "Well, it's after 11 and I'm still here and there's no zombies in the backyard. Guess I'll go back inside and put my pants back on. Better luck next ... more
Thanks. Everyone else laid out their clothes nicely - I crumpled mine like I had been sucked down 'south'.

Yeah, I saw your status, that was great; the note about not wearing any pants is what truly made it memorable.

Another friend of mine and I had the following post on her wall:

Her: My husband must have been Raptured because it is noon and there is nothing but a pile of sheets and blankets in the bed. They're snoring.
Me: Poke it with a stick and see what it does.
Her: I think he's there. I heard grunting sounds.
Me: Well, get a can of Zombie-B-Gone just in case.
05/23/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Thanks. Everyone else laid out their clothes nicely - I crumpled mine like I had been sucked down 'south'.

Yeah, I saw your status, that was great; the note about not wearing any pants is what truly made it memorable.

Another ... more
Haha, that's a great conversation.
05/23/2011
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
The best status I read regarding all of this was
"I don't want to live in a world without the Macho Man. The world can fall to shit all it wants tomorrow. "
05/23/2011
Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
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Originally posted by P'Gell
The man who "predicted" the Rapture and those who follow him have "recalculated" the actual day........again.....
Perhaps they ought to put away the calculator and read the book:

Bible says

you won't know when!
05/23/2011