The World is Ending! *giggle-snort*

Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
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Originally posted by K101
Me too! I was just talking about the last few sentences you wrote earlier! I totally get where your coming from. Nice to meet another person here who studies the bible & all! I always feel left out lol because a lot of my knowledge (not that I ... more
Kendra, I am glad to have a Bible studying friend here also. I am constantly studying the Bible, the lost books of the Bible, the dead sea scrolls. I also study Mayan Prophecy, and do read Nostradamus also. It never hurts to be informed, especially about important things such as these.
05/21/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
A bunch of us at Facebook are posting up 'Rapture Photos' where we arrange our clothes on the ground as if we had ascended. I'll post mine up here when I get it done.

*devil smiley face*
05/21/2011
Contributor: REDRUM REDRUM
It's Saturday. I'm dead.
05/21/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
So, the cult saying the world is ending this Saturday, May 21st, have some followers in my area. My father - who works in a sail shop that sells boating/adventure equipment - just got visited by a family who sincerely believes that Florida will end ... more
@ Chili ; "My own opinion - it would fucking figure that I finally meet my equal and Master and the world would end the weekend afterward." Chili, baby, you just can't win. Can you?

My Man and I have been making jokes about this for at least a week now. He's convinced he won't "get sucked up with all the good people." I told him, "Bye! Maybe I'll see ya up there, maybe not."

What we were told is that the "Rapture" is supposed to be today and the actual "end of the world" won't be until October. Funny, since Revelations, in the Bible says there will be 2,000 years between the Rapture and the end. And those who don't get sucked up get to hang out with JC for the duration. Doesn't sound like such a bad deal Also, Revelation and other parts of the Good Book (the Bible, not The Help which is also a really good book) nobody is supposed to know ahead of time when this stuff is gonna go down.

I'd party with Jesus. It would be fun. He's a pretty cool guy and as tolerant as they come. (Unlike some of his more radical "followers" who have no tolerance at all.)

Yeah, we know a few people who believe it. I want to call them Sunday morning and say, "Hey, whassup? WTF, you didn't get sucked up during the Rapture either? Shit, I was gonna ask you if I could have your car after you were sucked into Paradise."

Honestly, being a Generic Christian, I do have Faith, but I'm not a wingnut. My Faith is personal, and it has nothing to do with End Times fanaticism nor classic intolerance that seems to go with that.
05/21/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
A bunch of us at Facebook are posting up 'Rapture Photos' where we arrange our clothes on the ground as if we had ascended. I'll post mine up here when I get it done.

*devil smiley face*
OOOOO, I have a good one. Arrange a bunch of sex toys, a Hitachi, a tub of Boy Butter and one of those blow up sheep on a bed. Perfect picture.
05/21/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
I think some people have too much time on their hands. Instead of worrying about the end of the world we should all be out celebrating life and telling the ones we love that we appreciate them, everyday, because you never know what could happen in life. Until then, enjoy the ride!
05/21/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
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Originally posted by P'Gell
OOOOO, I have a good one. Arrange a bunch of sex toys, a Hitachi, a tub of Boy Butter and one of those blow up sheep on a bed. Perfect picture.
Don't forget the cuffs attached to the headboard! And maybe a garterbelt and pair of stockings to complete the tableau.
05/21/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
I had completely forgotten about this orgy of crazy until I saw this thread. I very, very much don't believe the world is on the cusp of ending. And if there is an all-powerful deity that likes to meddle in the lives and longevity of each human on earth, why in the world would it end like this with some random guy posting his "secret attack" on billboard everywhere? I don't know. It just seems all over silly.

But when/if the world does every end, why worry about it? It's not like you can stop it so just live each moment as if it's your last but plan your future as if there will always be tomorrow.

But now this "Rapture Pics" sounds absolutely hilarious and mayhaps I should do my own...
05/21/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Oh, look. I got taken. But my clothes aren't laid out nicely. Why is it so hot? Oh. Damn. I always thought I'd arrive in a handbasket, though.

Taken
05/21/2011
Contributor: ToyGurl ToyGurl
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Originally posted by Linga
OMG, that's too funny!

I've been playing tricks on my teenage nephews all night. They have over active imaginations and have been all skittish. One even planned how to get into the roof when the zombies come, so I pretended to hear ... more
Bahahahaha! These kids nowadays will believe anything! I find it kind of sad how far some people have taken it, such as with the kayaks or with those car-boats. But gosh it's so funny to watch!
05/21/2011
Contributor: ToyGurl ToyGurl
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Originally posted by K101
It was actually supposed to be the rapture. Nostradamus apparently predicted it. I don't believe the earth will ever be over. The WORLD won't actually end, people just use that expression for God taking his people home. I won't make any ... more
Yeah, I go by what the bible says, not these silly people lol
05/21/2011
Contributor: KnK KnK
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
My life will end when it ends. If some group of people just happen to guess the right day, so be it. I could care less, I won't be here.

That being said, I am totally prepared for the Zombie apocalypse, I have lots of guns, cross bows and ... more
Rofl. Very nice Tim
05/21/2011
Contributor: newlady newlady
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Originally posted by wetone123
From studying the Mayans and the Bible I tend to think the Mayans simply did not get to finish their calender. I get a newsletter from the main website of the Mayan Prophecy and can send it to you if you like. It is very interesting and some of it ... more
I saw a cartoon once that showed 2 mayans standing beside a round rock with chisels in their hands.
One says to the other

"Why does the calendar end there?"

The other mayan replies...

"Ran out of rock...."
05/21/2011
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
am I dead?
05/21/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
So, I texted my friend and asked, "Did you survive?" She replied, "Nope. Jesus took me home." To which I replied, "Damn, that's fucking awesome reception!" Her response, "Jesus can do anything!"

Mr texted her and said, "What's it like to get text messages in Heaven?" To which she replied, "As annoying as it is on Earth. Beware. Jesus is watching you."
05/21/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Hell sent me back. They got tired of me demanding unsweetened iced tea.
05/21/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Well, don't they look like complete idiots!
Cause it's the 22nd here and I'm still alive. Mind you, I could be mistaken - I'd imagine hell feels somewhat like this...lol.
05/21/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by Shellz31
Well, don't they look like complete idiots!
Cause it's the 22nd here and I'm still alive. Mind you, I could be mistaken - I'd imagine hell feels somewhat like this...lol.
TWO fantastic Facebook statuses I've read today:

"says I like to think that the Rapture did come, but Macho Man Randy Savage was the only one who proved worthy"

and

"sure, it's a tad anticlimactic - but not the end of the world."

I also just posted one that said: I've been raptured twice now, and I'm thinking about thirds.
05/21/2011
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
So, the cult saying the world is ending this Saturday, May 21st, have some followers in my area. My father - who works in a sail shop that sells boating/adventure equipment - just got visited by a family who sincerely believes that Florida will end ... more
i haven't run into anyone who believes it. i follow what the bible says about no one will know when it will happen.
05/21/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
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Originally posted by newlady
I saw a cartoon once that showed 2 mayans standing beside a round rock with chisels in their hands.
One says to the other

"Why does the calendar end there?"

The other mayan replies...

"Ran out of rock...."
Thats a good one!
05/22/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
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Originally posted by Shellz31
Well, don't they look like complete idiots!
Cause it's the 22nd here and I'm still alive. Mind you, I could be mistaken - I'd imagine hell feels somewhat like this...lol.
Sometimes I feel the same way LOL! However, I can always count on my mother to tell me "It could be worse" and I guess shes right!? Anyway, I you!
05/22/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Don't forget the cuffs attached to the headboard! And maybe a garterbelt and pair of stockings to complete the tableau.
Oh my, how did I forget the cuffs? The stockings and belt are a given. Or put them on the lamb.
05/22/2011
Contributor: Officer Oddy Officer Oddy
My dad and I pranked people in our house yesterday. We laid our clothes out like we'd been wearing them before we were raptured. We made them our profile picures on Facebook. XDD


Another funny prank someone on the radio was talking about was putting your shoes out with dry ice in them to make the shoes look like they were smoking. It would have looked like you'd been smited! I wish we would have done this, but we didn't have any dry ice.
05/22/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
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Originally posted by Officer Oddy
My dad and I pranked people in our house yesterday. We laid our clothes out like we'd been wearing them before we were raptured. We made them our profile picures on Facebook. XDD


Another funny prank someone on the radio was talking ... more
Shoes and dry ice = made of awesome!!! I'll have to remember that.
05/22/2011
Contributor: Officer Oddy Officer Oddy
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Shoes and dry ice = made of awesome!!! I'll have to remember that.
Do! XD
I'll be sure to when Halloween comes around.
05/22/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
I got sick so I didn't have time or energy to make a rapture photo. But Chilipepper, yours is absolutely hilarious! I may still do my own later just because. I wouldn't want to miss out.

Hm, and the world certainly didn't end. The only thing that changed is that I have the sniffles today (which totally sucks anyway). But I wanna know is what that crazy guy who made the prediction did yesterday and if he's hiding in shame today.
05/22/2011
Contributor: deletedacct deletedacct
I'm still here..does that mean i'm a heathen? Complete bs!
05/22/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
I got sick so I didn't have time or energy to make a rapture photo. But Chilipepper, yours is absolutely hilarious! I may still do my own later just because. I wouldn't want to miss out.

Hm, and the world certainly didn't end. ... more
The man who "predicted" the Rapture and those who follow him have "recalculated" the actual day........again.....
05/23/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
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Originally posted by P'Gell
The man who "predicted" the Rapture and those who follow him have "recalculated" the actual day........again.....
It's like the lottery - at some point some of the numbers will hit.
05/23/2011
Contributor: daniel and frances daniel and frances
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
So, the cult saying the world is ending this Saturday, May 21st, have some followers in my area. My father - who works in a sail shop that sells boating/adventure equipment - just got visited by a family who sincerely believes that Florida will end ... more
i don't think we'll know when it's gonna happen.
05/23/2011