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Would You If You Could? Can You?!
12/16/2011
When I was practicing yoga, I could get my face in the right area - and, had I not had to breathe, I could squish my hips down just enough to get it. But then I inhaled and couldn't keep my hips there until I breathed out. Breathing was kind of important in the upside-down position so I stopped trying.
12/18/2011
My ex could reach and sometimes would blow himself if he was bored of the old hand routine. It was rare but I watched it once. Disturbing but sexy too. Wish I were that flexible!
12/24/2011
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Agreed
Originally posted by
Kayla
I wouldn't just because the position that it would require to be in to do such a thing would just be so downright uncomfortable that it wouldn't be enjoyable.
12/30/2011
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Ok first off this is a reallllly unfair question! I cant - that's for darn sure But I super love getting good oral because that can make me cum almost as quick as any vibrator and feels way better to me. The second part of frustration is I am jealous of anyone who can.. but I am not sure if I would do it to myself or not if I could except on a bet or to prove I could to myself.. I just dob't know if it would feel as good or be really weird. Part of me says thats way freaky but part of me says hell you masturbate with all kinds of other stuff so what the hell.
Originally posted by
Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some
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I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some men in this world who can, I doubt very many women can. I even know a few contortionists who have tried and failed...
So here's the question... First of all, are you one of the rare few who can (lucky ducks)? For the rest of us... would you if you could? less
So here's the question... First of all, are you one of the rare few who can (lucky ducks)? For the rest of us... would you if you could? less
12/31/2011
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HaHaHa!!!! So true!!!
Originally posted by
Andromeda
Personally... you bet your ass I would. But not often. Only in those "oh-my-god-if-I-don't- get-eaten-out-now-I-ma y-spontaneously-combus t" moments. It's an ability that would've probably prevented a few very silly choices. *facepalm*
12/31/2011
I've seen one guy in my life that could do that and no women but I'm not exactly Gumby so I can't and I don't know if I would even if I were that extraordinarily blessed in the region of flexibility.
01/01/2012
If I could I'd give it a few tries just for the hell of it, I can lick my own nipples (DD here) but I don't get anything out of it other than watching the person's mouth drop open in amazement/horniness.
01/01/2012
I've always wished I could. I can suck on my own nipples though, so that's close enough...
01/01/2012
I cannot and I'm not sure if I would. Probably not. I have DD boobs and I can lick my own nipples but I don't (unless my boyfriend asks me to) because it just feels strange to me. Kind of taboo, I guess. Which is silly, I know. I mean, I touch myself. Why not that?
01/03/2012
Wouldnt ever even if i could.guy or girl.
01/03/2012
My parts clock in at 5.5" and it's pretty difficult, but I've done it maybe 10-15 times in my life. It involves a lot of stretching and I usually end up mildly damaging my back and neck for a couple days.
It must be my inner masochist that's caused me to come back to it, because it's somewhat painful and fairly hard to enjoy.
It must be my inner masochist that's caused me to come back to it, because it's somewhat painful and fairly hard to enjoy.
01/06/2012
As a female, not a chance I could ever do it.. not nearly flexible enough! I might try it if I could, but I really doubt I'd ever do it often or even more than once.. I'm fine having someone else do that for me!
01/08/2012
I know a guy that can. He loves to do it. I can not (I'd be breaking my spine if I could lol).
01/10/2012
That would be awesome to do...I can bite my nipples, but that is it.
01/10/2012
If I could go down on myself, I'd never leave my house! Either that or I'd be in the entertainment industry
01/11/2012
Ummm, i can give myself a blowjob. Well like two inches in my mouth. Im just very flexible cause i do yoga to make me feel good. My back felt sore one time...
( i can only do it at the end of a day that i've been constantly active throughout the day)
( i can only do it at the end of a day that i've been constantly active throughout the day)
01/12/2012
I don't know about women. But I have seen a couple of my members on the sites I work on do it to themselves I have also seen some amateur porn of men doing it.
01/12/2012
I don't think I would even if I could.
01/12/2012
If I didn't carry all my fat in front, I'd probably be flexible enough to get a bit of it. But I don't think I would, because vaginas just aren't my thing.
01/15/2012
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HAHA very true!
Originally posted by
El-Jaro
Twice as a teen I almost got it. I got a couple licks in before I about broke my neck.
There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
01/26/2012
I've seen a few guys do it, but personally? Nope. Which isn't much of a loss, since I don't even like oral. Even small amounts of saliva make me feel kind of... Icky. Slimy, rather than slick.
01/27/2012
i cant
02/05/2012
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I wouldn't do it. It's like how you can't tickle yourself...just wouldn't feel the same. LOL!
Originally posted by
Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some
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I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some men in this world who can, I doubt very many women can. I even know a few contortionists who have tried and failed...
So here's the question... First of all, are you one of the rare few who can (lucky ducks)? For the rest of us... would you if you could? less
So here's the question... First of all, are you one of the rare few who can (lucky ducks)? For the rest of us... would you if you could? less
02/05/2012
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I heard of this too! Just don't remember where...
Originally posted by
TheSexista
You know I read an article a few years ago about a man who had some of his ribs removed so he could. Anyone else ever read it? Dunno where I read it at but I did.
02/05/2012
boomboompalace
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But is he big?
Originally posted by
~LaUr3n~
I can't but, I can get pretty damn close lol. I have licked my own nipples and found that enjoyable, so I am unsure if I would perform auto-fellatio. Maybe to try...but the thing I like about oral is the unpredictability of free
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I can't but, I can get pretty damn close lol. I have licked my own nipples and found that enjoyable, so I am unsure if I would perform auto-fellatio. Maybe to try...but the thing I like about oral is the unpredictability of free movement.
I actually know a guy who can do this. He is like a rail! He said it hurts to do it but he likes pain so he enjoys it. He finishes in his mouth and spits it out. less
I actually know a guy who can do this. He is like a rail! He said it hurts to do it but he likes pain so he enjoys it. He finishes in his mouth and spits it out. less
02/06/2012
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I really don't know what I'd think, however I don't think I would suck myself off. I think it be really hot to watch my wife eat her self.
Originally posted by
Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some
...
more
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some men in this world who can, I doubt very many women can. I even know a few contortionists who have tried and failed...
So here's the question... First of all, are you one of the rare few who can (lucky ducks)? For the rest of us... would you if you could? less
So here's the question... First of all, are you one of the rare few who can (lucky ducks)? For the rest of us... would you if you could? less
02/09/2012
Lol! If ever I happen to go down on a woman it will not be myself!
02/11/2012
What the hell, I'd give it a try if I could. But like others have said, I probably wouldn't get much done, plus, I'm sure that I'd be in a different line of work than I am in right now!!
02/11/2012
Seems like it would be too much effort
02/12/2012