I wouldn't do it even if I could do it.
Would You If You Could? Can You?!
09/13/2011
can't but might if i had an audience, lol,
09/14/2011
I definitely would if I could. I even had a dream once where I could do this. Added bonus: I could practice on myself and maybe I could get up the nerve to try it on another girl.
09/14/2011
I would if I could. My hubby said he would if he could also.
09/21/2011
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I was just thinking of that! Glad someone threw that in there.
Originally posted by
Chilipepper
And in 'Clerks'.
09/27/2011
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Hmmm...good point.
Originally posted by
RosesThorns
I would if i could but honestly... I wonder if it would be like tickling yourself...it doesn't really work.
09/27/2011
can't, don't know if I would if I could
10/26/2011
I can't.
11/07/2011
I almost feel dirty for saying this, but I definitely would if I could. Though to be honest, I can nibble/suck on my own breasts a bit and it's not that great. <//< It's very awkward, generally. If it was less awkward and easy to do though, I'd go at it!
11/07/2011
I voted that I would, but actually I don't think I would be comfortable enough stretching down to really enjoy it. Hands are probably enough for me.
11/11/2011
I have one word for you, Shortbus....( its a movie)
11/13/2011
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HAHA, nice.
Originally posted by
El-Jaro
Twice as a teen I almost got it. I got a couple licks in before I about broke my neck.
There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
11/13/2011
I cannot but totally would if I could---It'd be crazy not to IMO. I have known 2 guys in my lifetime that could...and they were often the life of the party because everybody always wanted them to prove it (alcohol was usually involved!).
11/17/2011
I voted that I would if I could,thats if I didn't have to struggle or pull a muscle to do It
11/17/2011
I can't but I probably would try if I could.
11/17/2011
I have known one guy who could do it. He showed me (with clothes on). He had to have a double-jointed back or something because it was a position no human should be in. The weird thing is he wasn't otherwise extra-limber or anything. *shrug*
Mmm. I used to be able to put my feet behind my head & do splits all the way down, etc. I might have been able to do it many years ago, but I was too young at the time to care.
Mmm. I used to be able to put my feet behind my head & do splits all the way down, etc. I might have been able to do it many years ago, but I was too young at the time to care.
11/17/2011
I can't, but totally would if I could.
11/17/2011
I can't. Never actually tried, but know from my flexibility that it's just out of my range of motion. I think if I could I'd try it once or twice just to see how it is.
11/17/2011
I'm a guy, and I definitely would if I could.
11/17/2011
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LOL..but maybe not...we masturbate and still manage to get work done (sometimes!)
Originally posted by
El-Jaro
Twice as a teen I almost got it. I got a couple licks in before I about broke my neck.
There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
11/21/2011
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Isn't it kind of the same thing as masturbation? What's the difference? Everyone has his own technique.
Originally posted by
TitsMcScandal
If I could, I would, but I can't. One guy who I know can [can get the whole head into his mouth even!] and he enjoys it.
11/21/2011
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Its not worth all that just to masturbate in another way.
Originally posted by
TheSexista
You know I read an article a few years ago about a man who had some of his ribs removed so he could. Anyone else ever read it? Dunno where I read it at but I did.
11/21/2011
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Too bizarre
Originally posted by
jennydanger
i had to google
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11/21/2011
I've never really tried but I highly doubt I could do it on myself, mainly because my boobs get in the way. I know that I can suck on and lick my own nipples without much effort.
12/05/2011
I have tried & tried, but get about an inch or 2 away, extremely frustrating.
12/06/2011
I would if I could! but I'm a female so maybe that is close to impossible (i'm also not very flexible)
12/07/2011
Even if I could, I wouldn't, because I highly doubt it would even feel as good. Too much work.
12/15/2011
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Unfortunately, My guy and I were on Chatroulette on night, and happened to next across a guy that was doing this. It was horrifying, to say the least. It looks pretty weird, plus the guy was REALLY skinny, and looked creepy because of it!
Originally posted by
Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some
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I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some men in this world who can, I doubt very many women can. I even know a few contortionists who have tried and failed...
So here's the question... First of all, are you one of the rare few who can (lucky ducks)? For the rest of us... would you if you could? less
So here's the question... First of all, are you one of the rare few who can (lucky ducks)? For the rest of us... would you if you could? less
12/16/2011
Even if I could, I cannot imagine it would be nearly as satisfying. I wouldn't even consider it. I want his tongue to tease me as I lay back and savor him.
12/16/2011
Thanks to all the yoga I took in high school, I figured out I'm flexible enough to do so. Granted, I haven't done a lot of stretching since then, but it only takes a couple nights of trying it to get back to being able to.
12/16/2011