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Would You If You Could? Can You?!

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Contributor: Maeby Maeby
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Originally posted by Ellie B
Yoga my friends. I hate to reference TV, but there was an episode of Nip Tuck where a man wanted a penis reduction because he could self-fellatiate in the plow position and became obsessed with it.
There was also an SNL sketch with Will Ferrell concerning this subject. I believe his character had practiced yoga for years with this goal in mind, then when he achieved the right flexibility, just went to town in front of the rest of the class.
05/10/2011
Contributor: Bonesdance Bonesdance
If I could, I'd be like Will Ferrell in the SNL auto-fellatio skit.
05/12/2011
Contributor: CAKES CAKES
I can't. I would at least try it if I could though!
05/20/2011
Contributor: cobiffle cobiffle
I wouldnt ever cuz i dont want that in my mouth
05/22/2011
Contributor: Retro Retro
Quote:
Originally posted by Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some ... more
I can't but if I could am still not sure. There would be positioning and if my stomach would be too mushed up for comfort.
05/27/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I... can't imagine a woman doing it. Broken spine, much? I know that there's some men that can do it, but I honestly can't see a woman being able to.

Though if I could, I TOTALLY would!
06/15/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
I don't know if I would or not, but it sounds interesting.
06/15/2011
Contributor: Rain. Rain.
I can't...if I could though I don't think I would do it very often. I prefer vibes to oral sex
06/21/2011
Contributor: Humor4Fun Humor4Fun
interesting numbers....
06/23/2011
Contributor: Trillian Trillian
With some effort I can touch my head to my lips and can lick around it. The first couple of times were mind blowing but I have'nt done it in quite a while. I have probably done it about 10 times over the several years that I learned I could But if I had to be honest I would probably do it more if it were easier.
06/23/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
When I was younger I used to be able to bend my back to such an extent that I could lick the head of my cock until, well, the obvious happened, but I've since lost the ability. I think that's more because I grew out of doing my proper exercises.
06/30/2011
Contributor: v23 v23
I doubt I could, never tried. I don't think I want to if I could though.
07/09/2011
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
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I feel like I wouldn't if I could; my boyfriend does it to well!
07/24/2011
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
I can lick my nipples, but that's it. I don't think I would lick my vagina even if I could. Like someone else said, it just seems...weird to me.
07/25/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some ... more
Never was that flexible...and would have never, even if I could. That is why I got my hubby...ha, ha. He takes care of that for me!
07/29/2011
Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
CANNOT but definitely WOULD if I could
08/04/2011
Contributor: averageguyextrodinarypleasure averageguyextrodinarypleasure
Honestly I can reach but I don't think I could bet myself to blow my load it's too painful to bend over like that
08/05/2011
Contributor: EdenG EdenG
Quote:
Originally posted by Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some ... more
Talk about breaking your back! Even if I could, I think it seems like a lot of strain on your body during ..relaxing time..
08/08/2011
Contributor: Sinfully Sinfully
If I could I would probably do it only because it would be obnoxiously bizzare. I'd prob video tape it and show people. lol. I can't imagine the position would be comfortable at all though.
08/15/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
O if I could I so would and would never leave the house. It is probably a good thing I can not.
08/15/2011
Contributor: Sunshineamine Sunshineamine
My boyfriend can but doesn't (at least not while I'm around to do the job)
08/15/2011
Contributor: BlackxxxRose BlackxxxRose
If it meant I wouldn't hurt my back or something in the process, I would. It would make me a much happier person and would make things in the bedroom easier with my partner.
08/18/2011
Contributor: beachluv51800 beachluv51800
cannot (and have never tried) and definitely would NOT!
08/20/2011
Contributor: Kinkypixie Kinkypixie
I cant but honestly dont think I would. It just seems strange and while I like to get off it would be different if it was from my own tongue!
08/20/2011
Contributor: Halfthere Halfthere
I can, but it takes a LOT of preparation, and but I've only managed up to two inches but it is more painful than pleasurable so I don't do it very often.
08/20/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
i can't but if i could i would brag about it. haha
08/28/2011
Contributor: CherryDyke CherryDyke
I really don't think I would. I feel like it would feel more like I'm giving head than getting it. my forces would be pulled to thin.
08/29/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
I cannot and not sure if iwould
08/29/2011
Contributor: Illumin8 Illumin8
Don't really think I would even if I could.
09/11/2011
Contributor: acessorie acessorie
If I could I would 4x a day! Lol
09/13/2011