Absolutely!!!!
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Ever tried to use everyday items as dildos?
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11/08/2021
I guess since I'm sort of open about my sexuality, I'm the one who occasionally gets a late night call from friends that he or she was playing with a toy or more often an "everyday item" and it is "lost" inside. After determining that the individual is not in immediate need of medical intervention I can assure him or her that it will (and so far always has) come out.
I often also strongly recommend playing with actual toys intended for play and using a lasso for retrieval if in doubt.
I often also strongly recommend playing with actual toys intended for play and using a lasso for retrieval if in doubt.
12/01/2021
Yes…
12/02/2021
As long as you're careful and selective about what you use, trying unusual items can be rather fun.
12/05/2021
I did when I was a teenager and exploring with masturbating. Didn't last long when I figured out showerheads worked way better lol
12/16/2021
I almost regrettably do admit I have used a hairbrush as a toy before. That being said this was when I was much younger and before I got into buying actual toys. 100% do not recommend people do that though as the materials of everyday objects aren't bodysafe and could potentially cause internal injury.
12/17/2021
rasinbran27
yes, out of disparity, I used a small Roku TV remote. Yes I HIGHLY sanitized it before and HIGHLY sanitized it after. Did it feel great? Uh I guess so. Did it get the job done? Yes.
12/20/2021
assman1953
Absolutely!
These are some of the everday & unusual items I have used as anal dildos:
a wiffle ball bat (cut down to a foot for use as my very first dildo);
wooden handle of a hammer (got two in my ass at once);
ribbed rubber handle of a mallet (use it often-love the ribs!) and the round head of the mallet;
the ends of umbrella handles;
glass 12 oz. beer bottle;
plastic 30 oz. shampoo bottle (9.5 in. circumference);
toilet brush & plunger handles (bulbous heads are the best!);
the little posts that look like chess pawns on the top of the sides of the backs of wooden chairs;
in hotel rooms:
the small vertical round legs of luggage stands; and
the short round horizontal legs of ironing boards that extend out from the vertical legs and look like the head of a mallet.
Love wondering how it would feel in my ass whenever I see any foot-long or so everyday phallic-shaped object!
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These are some of the everday & unusual items I have used as anal dildos:
a wiffle ball bat (cut down to a foot for use as my very first dildo);
wooden handle of a hammer (got two in my ass at once);
ribbed rubber handle of a mallet (use it often-love the ribs!) and the round head of the mallet;
the ends of umbrella handles;
glass 12 oz. beer bottle;
plastic 30 oz. shampoo bottle (9.5 in. circumference);
toilet brush & plunger handles (bulbous heads are the best!);
the little posts that look like chess pawns on the top of the sides of the backs of wooden chairs;
in hotel rooms:
the small vertical round legs of luggage stands; and
the short round horizontal legs of ironing boards that extend out from the vertical legs and look like the head of a mallet.
Love wondering how it would feel in my ass whenever I see any foot-long or so everyday phallic-shaped object!
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12/31/2021
assman1953
Oh and I forgot the biggest everyday item I've ever used as an anal dildo:
a Baseball Bat!
Hits a homerun every time!
LOL!
a Baseball Bat!
Hits a homerun every time!
LOL!
12/31/2021
Sujiniji
Yes as a man I sometimes shove about anything that I can find in my ass. It has to be big around and at least 12"
01/04/2022
Cassie Play
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Before I had any toys I tried a pencil the first time. Then later on I made about a two foot piece of closet rod into one by rounding off the top. I used a condom and it worked very well. The extra length makes it easier to wield. That was one of the best anal experiences I've ever had because it was the first time and it really went in easier than expected. Glass is similar it doesn't give. Silicone is the best for me now. One of my faves is the Big Banger because the head is very squishy unlike most toys.
Originally posted by
Yoda
We recently harvested a large batch of zucchinis from our garden. I couldn't help but notice that several of them looked like they would make for an interesting and kinky anal experience.
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar ... more
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar ... more
We recently harvested a large batch of zucchinis from our garden. I couldn't help but notice that several of them looked like they would make for an interesting and kinky anal experience.
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar everyday items either anally or other? less
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar everyday items either anally or other? less
None of my actual toys go in that easy now.
07/22/2022
Te-rida
Who got the sandwich ready
08/05/2022
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We both like to experiment with various objects. We both like long and slender, so english cukes and a trimmed carrot get used every now and then.
Originally posted by
Yoda
We recently harvested a large batch of zucchinis from our garden. I couldn't help but notice that several of them looked like they would make for an interesting and kinky anal experience.
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar ... more
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar ... more
We recently harvested a large batch of zucchinis from our garden. I couldn't help but notice that several of them looked like they would make for an interesting and kinky anal experience.
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar everyday items either anally or other? less
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar everyday items either anally or other? less
08/08/2022
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I see cukes and carrots are popular here
Originally posted by
Doobee
We both like to experiment with various objects. We both like long and slender, so english cukes and a trimmed carrot get used every now and then.
08/10/2022
Definitely when I was younger, although it was hard for me to find something that actually felt right (duh, because they weren't designed to). I haven't done so after getting sex toys, I'd much rather use something that is 1) properly configured for my body and body-safe, 2) is not going to be used for some other purpose afterwards, and 3) can vibrate
09/01/2022
assman1953
In all my years of analplay I had never used a cucumber and after doing so how I wish I had tried them a long time ago! They make an almost perfect dildo and the pleasurable sensation of one all the way up your hole is fantastic!
The smooth skin needs very little lube and you can find some with a slight bend that makes them the perfect shape for your hole! Also, cucumbers have a little give that makes them almost as soft as a rubber dildo. They also come in a variety of sizes so you can find them in the perfect size to fit your level of experience with analplay (I used a 7", 8.5", and 9.5" yesterday, starting with the 7" and progressing to the 9.5" as my experience hole quickly opened up). The small tip at the top also makes insertion easier than many real dildos. The increasingly girthier body and base also make for a pleasurable insertion experience. If you're an experienced analist like me you can insert it with the girthier bottom first for a different sensation as you insert it.
All of these features make it easy to keep a cucumber in your hole for hours. I easily kept the 7 incher in my hole for 5 hours yesterday! Felt so yummy as I moved my body sitting in the car, standing, bending and walking as I went about my day!
Lastly, since a cucumber has no hard and/or bulky base like almost all real dildos it is undetectable to have in your hole while out in public. I went to the bank knowing that no one could tell that I had anything in my hole as I took care of my business.
After my first great experience using a cucumber I know I'll be a regular user from now on-just hope the checkout ladies at my local supermarket don't get suspicious of why I buy cucumbers and nothing else so often!
So, if you want a new, safe and highly pleasurable analplay experience, I highly recommend trying a cucumber!
The smooth skin needs very little lube and you can find some with a slight bend that makes them the perfect shape for your hole! Also, cucumbers have a little give that makes them almost as soft as a rubber dildo. They also come in a variety of sizes so you can find them in the perfect size to fit your level of experience with analplay (I used a 7", 8.5", and 9.5" yesterday, starting with the 7" and progressing to the 9.5" as my experience hole quickly opened up). The small tip at the top also makes insertion easier than many real dildos. The increasingly girthier body and base also make for a pleasurable insertion experience. If you're an experienced analist like me you can insert it with the girthier bottom first for a different sensation as you insert it.
All of these features make it easy to keep a cucumber in your hole for hours. I easily kept the 7 incher in my hole for 5 hours yesterday! Felt so yummy as I moved my body sitting in the car, standing, bending and walking as I went about my day!
Lastly, since a cucumber has no hard and/or bulky base like almost all real dildos it is undetectable to have in your hole while out in public. I went to the bank knowing that no one could tell that I had anything in my hole as I took care of my business.
After my first great experience using a cucumber I know I'll be a regular user from now on-just hope the checkout ladies at my local supermarket don't get suspicious of why I buy cucumbers and nothing else so often!
So, if you want a new, safe and highly pleasurable analplay experience, I highly recommend trying a cucumber!
10/02/2022
I had double dong jelly vibes glass ones but if they don't vibrate I don't care for them
10/03/2022
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Anything that is inserted anally should have a base to prevent the toy/item from being slipped in. How did you keep the cucumber in place, especially in public?
Originally posted by
assman1953
In all my years of analplay I had never used a cucumber and after doing so how I wish I had tried them a long time ago! They make an almost perfect dildo and the pleasurable sensation of one all the way up your hole is fantastic!
The smooth ... more
The smooth ... more
In all my years of analplay I had never used a cucumber and after doing so how I wish I had tried them a long time ago! They make an almost perfect dildo and the pleasurable sensation of one all the way up your hole is fantastic!
The smooth skin needs very little lube and you can find some with a slight bend that makes them the perfect shape for your hole! Also, cucumbers have a little give that makes them almost as soft as a rubber dildo. They also come in a variety of sizes so you can find them in the perfect size to fit your level of experience with analplay (I used a 7", 8.5", and 9.5" yesterday, starting with the 7" and progressing to the 9.5" as my experience hole quickly opened up). The small tip at the top also makes insertion easier than many real dildos. The increasingly girthier body and base also make for a pleasurable insertion experience. If you're an experienced analist like me you can insert it with the girthier bottom first for a different sensation as you insert it.
All of these features make it easy to keep a cucumber in your hole for hours. I easily kept the 7 incher in my hole for 5 hours yesterday! Felt so yummy as I moved my body sitting in the car, standing, bending and walking as I went about my day!
Lastly, since a cucumber has no hard and/or bulky base like almost all real dildos it is undetectable to have in your hole while out in public. I went to the bank knowing that no one could tell that I had anything in my hole as I took care of my business.
After my first great experience using a cucumber I know I'll be a regular user from now on-just hope the checkout ladies at my local supermarket don't get suspicious of why I buy cucumbers and nothing else so often!
So, if you want a new, safe and highly pleasurable analplay experience, I highly recommend trying a cucumber! less
The smooth skin needs very little lube and you can find some with a slight bend that makes them the perfect shape for your hole! Also, cucumbers have a little give that makes them almost as soft as a rubber dildo. They also come in a variety of sizes so you can find them in the perfect size to fit your level of experience with analplay (I used a 7", 8.5", and 9.5" yesterday, starting with the 7" and progressing to the 9.5" as my experience hole quickly opened up). The small tip at the top also makes insertion easier than many real dildos. The increasingly girthier body and base also make for a pleasurable insertion experience. If you're an experienced analist like me you can insert it with the girthier bottom first for a different sensation as you insert it.
All of these features make it easy to keep a cucumber in your hole for hours. I easily kept the 7 incher in my hole for 5 hours yesterday! Felt so yummy as I moved my body sitting in the car, standing, bending and walking as I went about my day!
Lastly, since a cucumber has no hard and/or bulky base like almost all real dildos it is undetectable to have in your hole while out in public. I went to the bank knowing that no one could tell that I had anything in my hole as I took care of my business.
After my first great experience using a cucumber I know I'll be a regular user from now on-just hope the checkout ladies at my local supermarket don't get suspicious of why I buy cucumbers and nothing else so often!
So, if you want a new, safe and highly pleasurable analplay experience, I highly recommend trying a cucumber! less
10/03/2022
Hotandhorny
Yes my wife stuffed my ass with huge cucumbers that stretched me wide open and had the biggest orgasm ever.
12/17/2022
assman1953
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Leila, I was able to keep the cucumber in place without any risk that it would slip out bc I was able to get all of it up my anal cavity so that my sphincter closed completely behind it. Once the sphincter closes behind an object it will stay in place until you push it out with your anal muscles like when you have a bm.
Originally posted by
Leil@
Anything that is inserted anally should have a base to prevent the toy/item from being slipped in. How did you keep the cucumber in place, especially in public?
And what makes cucumbers such a great anal toy, even without a base, is that, unlike smaller objects with no base, they're so large that there is no real risk that they couldn't be pushed out once you're done playing if you were able to and like, as I do, getting all of it in you! So they're very safe IMHO and I highly recommend the experience!
12/20/2022
assman1953
Other "everyday" objects that I have used since trying cucumbers are a 4 lb. handweight, my gf's approx. 4-6 in tall cylindrical shaped cosmetic liquid bottles and approx. 6 in. tall cylindrical cans of air freshener (some have a dome-shaped top that feel great in my ass).
The hottest sensation was definitely from the handweight! Getting the almost 9 in. around end of the weight into my hole took a while and was quite a challenge but once it was in the sensation was almost unbearably knee-buckling!
I got the entire end in my hole and was even able to do reps with it by squeezing and releasing my sphincter (made a video of it to post on a website)! It was probably the most pleasurable sensation I've ever felt in my hole!
Highly recommend trying a handweight! But only the most experienced analists whose hole can stretch without injury to accommodate the weight should try it.
The hottest sensation was definitely from the handweight! Getting the almost 9 in. around end of the weight into my hole took a while and was quite a challenge but once it was in the sensation was almost unbearably knee-buckling!
I got the entire end in my hole and was even able to do reps with it by squeezing and releasing my sphincter (made a video of it to post on a website)! It was probably the most pleasurable sensation I've ever felt in my hole!
Highly recommend trying a handweight! But only the most experienced analists whose hole can stretch without injury to accommodate the weight should try it.
12/20/2022
Vegetables with the right shape and size are a poor woman’s dildo. And I might be speaking from experience or maybe I read it somewhere
01/09/2023
When I was 17, I attempted to make an improvised masturbation sleeve out of a shampoo bottle, some stuffing from a pillow that was about to get thrown out (used the excuse of testing a freshly-sharpened knife on it to explain the cuts in the pillow, it was worn-out regardless), a rubber cleaning glove, and secured it all together with duct tape. It did the job, but it wasn't great. Was more of a proof of concept to see if sleeves were something I'd like.
Given that I'm here, i think we know how that turned out.
A few years later, I found this odd glass garden decoration that could be mistaken for a mismanufactured glass toy in a thrift store. Half-inch solid glass shaft, ending in a sphere an inch and a half in diameter, seemed handmade. The sphere part was great for prostate stimulation, and is the reason I own the Mister Twister, Sapphire Falls, and Magic Scepter now.
Given that I'm here, i think we know how that turned out.
A few years later, I found this odd glass garden decoration that could be mistaken for a mismanufactured glass toy in a thrift store. Half-inch solid glass shaft, ending in a sphere an inch and a half in diameter, seemed handmade. The sphere part was great for prostate stimulation, and is the reason I own the Mister Twister, Sapphire Falls, and Magic Scepter now.
02/10/2023
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I've tried a banana and my partner ate me out, very fun
Originally posted by
Yoda
We recently harvested a large batch of zucchinis from our garden. I couldn't help but notice that several of them looked like they would make for an interesting and kinky anal experience.
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar ... more
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar ... more
We recently harvested a large batch of zucchinis from our garden. I couldn't help but notice that several of them looked like they would make for an interesting and kinky anal experience.
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar everyday items either anally or other? less
My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar everyday items either anally or other? less
Jan 11, 4:32 pm
cumtastic
I used to all the time when i was younger but now im scared of germs lol
Jan 18, 3:02 am