Ever tried to use everyday items as dildos?

Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Back before I found Eden I used a drum stick for prostate massage. I carved some "waves" on one side and wrapped a condom around it. At about 11" long I was not worried about losing it and it worked pretty good.
11/28/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Many, many years ago I tried using the smooth plastic tip of an unused toothbrush. I just wanted to insert it enough to check to see if I was "unblocked". I was young and a bit confused and was just curious about finding that mysterious hymen and if sex would hurt me.

And pretty much my findings were wrong anyway. And that was the only time.
11/28/2010
Contributor: pinkzombie pinkzombie
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Originally posted by Yoda
We recently harvested a large batch of zucchinis from our garden. I couldn't help but notice that several of them looked like they would make for an interesting and kinky anal experience.

My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar ... more
No lie i once used a maraca...a friend of mine brought back from belize. It was on the shelf washed it and inserted the handle with the shaky/noise part out the end of my bum like a noisy lil bunny tale...hot!
11/29/2010
Contributor: ShanShan83 ShanShan83
Yes I have tryed a curling iron not on or even plugged in and this battery powder nail buffer dealy because it vibrated really fast
11/30/2010
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
As a young teenager I used the handle of a Venus razor (the kind the razors bit is removable on, definitely wasn't putting blades near anything down there!) and it actually had a curve to it that was nice, hah. Actual toys are clearly way better though- I ventured into a sex shop at 17, was relieved they didn't card me, bought a vibe and never looked back.
12/04/2010
Contributor: Rainbow Boy Rainbow Boy
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Originally posted by toxie m
As a young teenager I used the handle of a Venus razor (the kind the razors bit is removable on, definitely wasn't putting blades near anything down there!) and it actually had a curve to it that was nice, hah. Actual toys are clearly way better ... more
Haha! I had a similar experience.
12/15/2010
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by Yoda
We recently harvested a large batch of zucchinis from our garden. I couldn't help but notice that several of them looked like they would make for an interesting and kinky anal experience.

My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar ... more
It depends on the item for me..hairbrush sure..food, I doubt it
01/04/2011
Contributor: rdytogo rdytogo
Never tried anything other than a toy specific to sex, and now that I have some I don't think about using anything else.
01/04/2011
Contributor: That Guy That Guy
Quote:
Originally posted by Miz Creatrix
I've used hairbrush handles for insertion...and the bristle end too, but more for sensation on other parts of my body.
I've used a hairbrush handle once. In retrospect, it seems odd that I was so loathe to go out and just buy a dildo. Modesty is a strange animal.
01/05/2011
Contributor: Alek Alek
Things I've Tried Analy (That were not designed for it):
Apples, Applesauce, Bananas, Chocolate Pudding (Sugar Free), Grapes, Pears, Strawberries, Water, Whipped Cream (from a can - very fun )

Problems I've Had From These:
None!

I have been very careful to use fresh food items that have no signs of decomposition. Most of these I've used without a condom or any other kind of barrier. I've always carefully checked the item over for any sharp edges or points (removing the stems from fruits is a MUST).

I've intentionally avoided anything citrus—I can't imagine the citric acid feeling very good down there. Also skipped the temptation of cheese or yogurt, I don't know what the active cultures in them could do.

Some people enjoy things like popsicles, I've tried cold things and found them hard to work with—cannot imagine trying anything frozen, just doesn't seem like a good idea...

I'm not suggesting that you should do this, only stating that I have without problems.
01/29/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
Yea... I'll bet vegetables are the oldest kind of dildos there are. Just stick a condom on it first~
01/30/2011
Contributor: AussieSarah AussieSarah
Quote:
Originally posted by Alek
Things I've Tried Analy (That were not designed for it):
Apples, Applesauce, Bananas, Chocolate Pudding (Sugar Free), Grapes, Pears, Strawberries, Water, Whipped Cream (from a can - very fun )

Problems I've Had From ... more
THats one impressive list

I've wanted to try an apple myself because i love the idea of 'shooting' things out my ass.

hmm whipped cream sounds interesting...i assume someone licked it out of your ass? and then when your done you could use the can as a dildo. 2 lots of fun out the the one item

Just curiously what was your favourite out of all of these?
01/30/2011
Contributor: Alek Alek
Quote:
Originally posted by AussieSarah
THats one impressive list

I've wanted to try an apple myself because i love the idea of 'shooting' things out my ass.

hmm whipped cream sounds interesting...i assume someone licked it out of your ass? and then when your done ... more
Whipped Cream is by far the most exciting—squirting it in is a sensation I haven't been able to get anywhere else

Apples, grapes, and strawberries hold together pretty well, though I have to stick to smaller apples. Bananas are also pretty fun, but they don't hold together as well as the others. Applesauce and puddings are a fun way to simulate scat play without actually crossing into that territory
01/31/2011
Contributor: Purpleladybug Purpleladybug
Quote:
Originally posted by Kimbertrees
After watching a few episodes of 'A 1000 Ways to Die', I got turned off of the idea of ever using household items.
Me too lol!!
01/31/2011
Contributor: Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
When I still lived at home and had no way to order toys without my mother finding out I used a hairbrush handle that was soft and covered in a rubber texture. It was semi enjoyably, but it could have been softer. I was never brave enough to use any type of food. XD
02/01/2011
Contributor: SexyStuff SexyStuff
As a teen a shampoo bottle... never again though! That is a recipe for bruising and I much prefer my man or legit toys.
02/02/2011
Contributor: Kitty8908 Kitty8908
hairbrush handle
02/02/2011
Contributor: wolf's lil red temptation wolf's lil red temptation
I once used a candle, like one of those long ones. Also like others said, the handle of my brush, the razor handle etc- pretty much if I was without a toy or my man...I found a way to satisfy that urge.
02/02/2011
Contributor: zeebot zeebot
I've never tried it, I'd worry about infections and safety and stuff.
02/03/2011
Contributor: KaliLeanne KaliLeanne
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Originally posted by darthkitt3n
I have never used anything around my house before.
This......because im afraid someone else will use it (or worse eat it) and I wouldnt be able to stop laughing, lol
02/03/2011
Contributor: beautifulpierced beautifulpierced
Quote:
Originally posted by Kimbertrees
After watching a few episodes of 'A 1000 Ways to Die', I got turned off of the idea of ever using household items.
exactly! i completley agree with your statement. That show has scarred me for life, i had never considered doing anything with household objects and this show makes me thank god, because some people have some just flat out crazy ideas....
03/08/2011
Contributor: aBeastlyLittleThing aBeastlyLittleThing
Quote:
Originally posted by Yoda
We recently harvested a large batch of zucchinis from our garden. I couldn't help but notice that several of them looked like they would make for an interesting and kinky anal experience.

My question is: Ever tried vegetables or similar ... more
i've used cucumbers--nice. other things too...a lot when i was younger and wasn't allowed to have toys.
03/11/2011
Contributor: PersonalAngel PersonalAngel
I am waaay to scared of getting hurt or getting an infection to try it
03/16/2011
Contributor: Cream in the Cupcake Cream in the Cupcake
I used to before buying toys.
04/10/2011
Contributor: Mr Dj Mr Dj
golf balls are fun! put peeled banana in the condom and insert it anally - feels super good to play! if you are experienced you can always go with 8ball or whatever pool ball. Put a condom for safety..
04/10/2011
Contributor: tickle me pink tickle me pink
I'm not quite that adventurous. I'd much rather use something that was just made for that purpose.
04/10/2011
Contributor: Miss T Miss T
I've never tried anything other than toys.
04/10/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
I don't know if I could handle fruit or veggies up my ass!!
04/18/2011
Contributor: Joie de Cherresse Joie de Cherresse
Me and my husband made a game out of this one day, lol. I would put in different things and take a picture and send it to him at work. Then he would have to guess what it was. It was fun, lol.
04/18/2011
Contributor: cujo467 cujo467
Quote:
Originally posted by Kimbertrees
After watching a few episodes of 'A 1000 Ways to Die', I got turned off of the idea of ever using household items.
So did I!
04/21/2011