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Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, December 1st @ 8pm: The Official Friday the 13th Parody and Lip Service

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Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
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Originally posted by Tuesday
I want this for my desktop wallpaper.
dewwwww ettttt.
12/01/2010
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
I feel the same way. I think she's cute as can be, but her sex scenes are not very steamy. I think she has natural comedic timing, but I don't like comedy with my sex scenes. I prefer sultry.
Yeah. I like her. She's cute and funny, but once she starts having sex, I'm kinda eh.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
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Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
You would be surprised, the Hockey Mask often has a soothing effect on most people.
So you're a comedian too.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by Rockin'
Seriously! They sit there like it's a run-in with a bear or something..."If I don't move...maybe he won't jizz all over me"
LMAO
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
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Originally posted by SexyySarah
I agree, I was thinking this would be a real horror, but wasn't scary at all and some of the "acting" scared scenes were laughable!
I enjoyed the "horror" scenes, but then again I watch movies made for the Sci-Fi channel.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Look at that bad posture! You really need to see a chiropractor!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Yup, just as monstrous as I remember.

But Jason, what in the world happening to your hair?
12/01/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
I think people were hilariously unbothered by unexpected guests in a couple of scenes. If someone walked in on my afterglow wearing a hockey mask, I'd scream long before the murdering started!
LOL! No kidding.
12/01/2010
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
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Originally posted by SexyySarah
I agree, I was thinking this would be a real horror, but wasn't scary at all and some of the "acting" scared scenes were laughable!
It's a parody.. I'm pretty sure they were going for more funny than scary.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
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Originally posted by TitsMcScandal
dewwwww ettttt.
I second that... DEEEEEWW it
12/01/2010
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
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Originally posted by Shellz31
Masks tend to creep me out!
Same. Masks are actually a hard limit for me. Full face masks are just... no.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Love Buzz Love Buzz
theres the french bread stick!
12/01/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
Did anyone enjoy the threesome scene? It seemed a little boring like the girls "had" to do this scene. They didn't really seem into it. Just me???
12/01/2010
Contributor: sextoygeek sextoygeek
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
No, I'm not a horror or gore fan, I was hoping it would be what it was, poking fun
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
Not really. I mean it is porn after all. I thought the balance was perfect myself
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
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Originally posted by tim1724
It's a parody.. I'm pretty sure they were going for more funny than scary.
I think I was expecting it to be more like scary movie... the series
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
Nah, I loved the funny deaths!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
I was not, I was hoping, personally, that there were not so much gore. I am a softy!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
I was expecting more, but in a way was glad there wasn't. I'm DEFINITELY glad that they didn't mix the kill scenes with the sex scenes, that would have just been horrible. But I do wish that after the sex scenes there had been more of a suspenseful chase before the kill scenes.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
Yes, I was expecting more gore, blood, violence. I didn't mind that there wasn't much, though. But the arrow-through-the-neck scene kinda startled me because I thought it was going to be all deaths-by-spunk.
12/01/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
Yup! Just mentioned that. I was a bit dissapointed with the lack of it.
12/01/2010
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
Yeah, I'd hoped for more, but I didn't really expect it, because pretty much all porn parodies are comedies.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Heartthrob Heartthrob
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Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
You would be surprised, the Hockey Mask often has a soothing effect on most people.
Personally, a hockey mask would scare the living daylights out of me if someone just walked in with it on.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
YES! But I still loved this!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
I was definitely expecting more. But I wasn't disappointed with what I got - it was different but still really good, in its own way.
12/01/2010
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
I was expecting more comedic killings. Ya know, like over exaggerated fake blood, screaming while running through the woods naked?
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by SexyySarah
Did anyone enjoy the threesome scene? It seemed a little boring like the girls "had" to do this scene. They didn't really seem into it. Just me???
It was not one of the best 3some scenes I have seen that is for sure.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
No. I was thrilled that there wasn't more violence. People wanting that can watch the original Friday the 13th.
12/01/2010
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by Victoria
So, Porn Clubbers, I have to ask.. this being a horror parody and all, were you hoping for or expecting more horror, gore, and actual shown "killings"?
It's a parody, so I expected it to be funny. It was pretty much what I expected.
12/01/2010