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Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, December 1st @ 8pm: The Official Friday the 13th Parody and Lip Service

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Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Penis Hands is going down! Big time!
A throwdown has just been made!
12/01/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I wanted to see more blood and more reenactments from the original movie...like the arrow through the throat death.
12/01/2010
Contributor: bzzingbee bzzingbee
Quote:
Originally posted by Alicia
I liked after the threesome when Jason comes in and they all think he's coming in because he wants sex LOL
Yeah, that was funny!...'Hey this is a THREE way, not a FOUR way!' ..'um..maybe he can join us.' what an ego bruiser for fro yo! haha
12/01/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
hope he doesn't have flesh eating jizz because your outnumbered old boy!
LMAO!!!!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Quote:
Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
I like Sara Sloane, but I don't much like her sex scenes. They always seem a bit too fake to me.
I feel the same way. I think she's cute as can be, but her sex scenes are not very steamy. I think she has natural comedic timing, but I don't like comedy with my sex scenes. I prefer sultry.
12/01/2010
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by SexyySarah
Really? I thought she was being real, like that is how she gets into it!
Maybe that's how she really is, but something about it just doesn't work for me.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
Quote:
Originally posted by Heartthrob
Now Edward Penis Hands would be an interesting one!
>_<
12/01/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
I think people were hilariously unbothered by unexpected guests in a couple of scenes. If someone walked in on my afterglow wearing a hockey mask, I'd scream long before the murdering started!
12/01/2010
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
Hehehe, I imagine there are downfalls to it though. Like having sex with someone you may not like or having to move a certain way for the camera even if it doesn't feel quite as good.
Right, but that picture/scene doesn't look like one of those days.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
What was everyones favorite comedic moment in the film?

Personally I liked the whole blow up doll scene.
Oh there were so many. I loved all of Sara's shocked faces!
12/01/2010
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
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Originally posted by Pandahb
I love Sara, she has this adorable draw and I think she is really set in her ways but I think she tries.
I agree. She's cute, and she really makes an effort, even if all her scenes are a bit similar.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Hannah Savage Hannah Savage
EPIC!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Yeah, it's like... "hey, since we just axed the penis off of some murderous zombie monster, you want to have sex in this open bedroom?"
WHAT? You dont feel all sexxy like after cutting the giant penis off a murdering psycho (no offense Jason)?
12/01/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Quote:
Originally posted by Alicia
the jizz could just eat away the penis hands..
Ha ha!
12/01/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I wanted to see more blood and more reenactments from the original movie...like the arrow through the throat death.
I agree, I was thinking this would be a real horror, but wasn't scary at all and some of the "acting" scared scenes were laughable!
12/01/2010
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
Quote:
Originally posted by Alicia
I liked after the threesome when Jason comes in and they all think he's coming in because he wants sex LOL
Yeah, that was good.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
LMAO look at that sexy french bread...err penis..
12/01/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I wanted to see more blood and more reenactments from the original movie...like the arrow through the throat death.
I am a coward, and skweemish (That definitely not the correct spelling, we need forum editors not )

oh its squeamish
12/01/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
Wow a still frame of it makes it look so fake
12/01/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Alicia
I liked after the threesome when Jason comes in and they all think he's coming in because he wants sex LOL
I love how they act like they're high and they're just chatting him up like a pal they just met
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
I think people were hilariously unbothered by unexpected guests in a couple of scenes. If someone walked in on my afterglow wearing a hockey mask, I'd scream long before the murdering started!
with an abnormally long member hanging out of his pants.. I would be running for the hills
12/01/2010
Contributor: Heartthrob Heartthrob
Love it!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
I think people were hilariously unbothered by unexpected guests in a couple of scenes. If someone walked in on my afterglow wearing a hockey mask, I'd scream long before the murdering started!
You would be surprised, the Hockey Mask often has a soothing effect on most people.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
I think people were hilariously unbothered by unexpected guests in a couple of scenes. If someone walked in on my afterglow wearing a hockey mask, I'd scream long before the murdering started!
Me too!!!!!!!!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
I want this for my desktop wallpaper.
12/01/2010
Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
I think people were hilariously unbothered by unexpected guests in a couple of scenes. If someone walked in on my afterglow wearing a hockey mask, I'd scream long before the murdering started!
Seriously! They sit there like it's a run-in with a bear or something..."If I don't move...maybe he won't jizz all over me"
12/01/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
The guys were bored? My husband loved it just as much as I did. He said this was the way all porn should be made!
Meh Sigel likes pop shots and Arch is into dom scenes. Like I said they are jaded and silly. I LOVED the scene
12/01/2010
Contributor: bzzingbee bzzingbee
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I wanted to see more blood and more reenactments from the original movie...like the arrow through the throat death.
Me too!
12/01/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
I think people were hilariously unbothered by unexpected guests in a couple of scenes. If someone walked in on my afterglow wearing a hockey mask, I'd scream long before the murdering started!
I know right? It's like they were all just staring and then ummmmm.... now scream!
12/01/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Quote:
Originally posted by Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
You would be surprised, the Hockey Mask often has a soothing effect on most people.
Masks tend to creep me out!
12/01/2010