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Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by js250
Yeah, or the road cone, try going through the construction zones after that one. My butt is clenched the whole time!
See, I always think of Vac's April fools day review when I see one. lol
11/02/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
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Originally posted by arewehavingfun?
I think using animals in sexual context is just plain wrong. They are like tiny babies--the can't give you consent.
Disgusting and illegal!!!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I saw one where two girls were eating an ice cream drumstick out of each others asses. Now that's all I can picture when looking in ice cream bins....
My fiance has seen chicks with footballs (full sized ones), eggplants, hockey sticks, baseball bats, pop cans, tennis balls, apples, baseballs, softballs, water bottles, light bulbs, and soooooooooo much more.
11/02/2011
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by FaerieLove
That actually seems very fitting. A metal like substance with skin pulled over it creating a lumpy unappealing mound of hard ew.
the worst is old saggy boob jobs with stretch marks above... or boob jobs pre-breast feeding, with saggy, stretch marks, etc.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Heartthrob Heartthrob
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Hope you all enjoy yourselves!
Hi Everyone.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Kindred
Assne is only an issue now because of HD. I doubt we would see it otherwise.
Oh no. I see it on movies not filmed in HD and my DVD player is a PS2 on a fat back TV.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
I had to leave but now I am back!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Diabolical Kitty
My fiance has seen chicks with footballs (full sized ones), eggplants, hockey sticks, baseball bats, pop cans, tennis balls, apples, baseballs, softballs, water bottles, light bulbs, and soooooooooo much more.
There was a web site I stumbled on years ago that had some truly bizarre things being used. And there's a few series where the objects are so odd. I can't imagine how they come up with dropping a half dozen apples in their ass!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
See, I always think of Vac's April fools day review when I see one. lol
I thought the same thing when I read that LOL
11/02/2011
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by Kindred
Assne is only an issue now because of HD. I doubt we would see it otherwise.
agreed. saw some in the masseuse 3. also the horrible lighting.

found the bad lighting in fatal seduction too. fluorescent lights, bright uniform light... never flattering.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Heartthrob
Hi Everyone.
Congratulations Heartthrob!!! You were just in time to catch comment 425 which wins you VCA’s Atomic Vixens



Escape from The Valley of the Sluts. Eight Ultra-Vixens with seductive super powers to save the world from the evil clutches of L.I.M.P. Saving the universe...one orgasm at a time!

Please contact me at Emma@Edenfantasys with your Name and Shipping Information so we can get your prize out to you ASAP!!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Congratulations Heartthrob!!! You were just in time to catch comment 425 which wins you VCA’s Atomic Vixens



Escape from The Valley of the Sluts. Eight Ultra-Vixens with seductive super powers to save the world from the evil clutches of ... more
Congratz!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Congratulations Heartthrob!!! You were just in time to catch comment 425 which wins you VCA’s Atomic Vixens



Escape from The Valley of the Sluts. Eight Ultra-Vixens with seductive super powers to save the world from the evil clutches of ... more
Congrats Heartthrob!!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Congratulations Heartthrob!!! You were just in time to catch comment 425 which wins you VCA’s Atomic Vixens



Escape from The Valley of the Sluts. Eight Ultra-Vixens with seductive super powers to save the world from the evil clutches of ... more
Congrats!
11/02/2011
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Congratulations Heartthrob!!! You were just in time to catch comment 425 which wins you VCA’s Atomic Vixens



Escape from The Valley of the Sluts. Eight Ultra-Vixens with seductive super powers to save the world from the evil clutches of ... more
congrats,
11/02/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
There was a web site I stumbled on years ago that had some truly bizarre things being used. And there's a few series where the objects are so odd. I can't imagine how they come up with dropping a half dozen apples in their ass!
This makes me think of Tantus's vid about what not to put up your ass. I always wonder what folks are thinking when they stick two jars of Vaseline up there or a jar of peanut butter.
11/02/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Congratulations Heartthrob!!! You were just in time to catch comment 425 which wins you VCA’s Atomic Vixens



Escape from The Valley of the Sluts. Eight Ultra-Vixens with seductive super powers to save the world from the evil clutches of ... more
Woo hoo, congrats.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
This makes me think of Tantus's vid about what not to put up your ass. I always wonder what folks are thinking when they stick two jars of Vaseline up there or a jar of peanut butter.
Discrete elements just seem like a dumb idea. I don't know, I'm good with things with handles.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
This makes me think of Tantus's vid about what not to put up your ass. I always wonder what folks are thinking when they stick two jars of Vaseline up there or a jar of peanut butter.
I'm sorry but Peanut butter doesn't absorb that shit! (pun intended)
11/02/2011
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Congratulations Heartthrob!!! You were just in time to catch comment 425 which wins you VCA’s Atomic Vixens



Escape from The Valley of the Sluts. Eight Ultra-Vixens with seductive super powers to save the world from the evil clutches of ... more
Atomic Vixens is certainly an interesting film. Not my favorite porn by any means, but it's pretty fun in its own very unique way.

Great use of toys in that film, and some hot sex. Great costumes/sets, even if the plot is completely nonsensical.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Think we can get to 500 because I have more to give out!!!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Congratulations Heartthrob!!! You were just in time to catch comment 425 which wins you VCA’s Atomic Vixens



Escape from The Valley of the Sluts. Eight Ultra-Vixens with seductive super powers to save the world from the evil clutches of ... more
Congratulations!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
This makes me think of Tantus's vid about what not to put up your ass. I always wonder what folks are thinking when they stick two jars of Vaseline up there or a jar of peanut butter.
Like the actual Vaseline container? That would hurt.. those things are square
11/02/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Think we can get to 500 because I have more to give out!!!
OF course we can!!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
This makes me think of Tantus's vid about what not to put up your ass. I always wonder what folks are thinking when they stick two jars of Vaseline up there or a jar of peanut butter.
I truly can't fathom it
11/02/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Think we can get to 500 because I have more to give out!!!
Of course we can!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Think we can get to 500 because I have more to give out!!!
Do you doubt us?
11/02/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by tim1724
Atomic Vixens is certainly an interesting film. Not my favorite porn by any means, but it's pretty fun in its own very unique way.

Great use of toys in that film, and some hot sex. Great costumes/sets, even if the plot is completely ... more
Ha! I told you, I'm all about the nonsense!
11/02/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
Discrete elements just seem like a dumb idea. I don't know, I'm good with things with handles.
Yup, handles or really long toys, those are just fine for me.
11/02/2011
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Think we can get to 500 because I have more to give out!!!
Oh, I'm sure we'll get there! I can probably post another 3 pages of things I don't like in porn if necessary. ;-)
11/02/2011