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Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Errant Venture
Maybe the 'Hey, Grandma' thing is an ode to something in popular culture that we're not aware of?
BWHAHA! (That made me laugh.)
08/15/2011
Contributor: ToyGurl ToyGurl
Quote:
Originally posted by Kayla
...? I'm really confused by this joke. Is it a joke? What's going on?
Lol I'm with you... I can't find the joke! But cheesecake sounds really good right now.
08/15/2011
Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
I don't think I understand it.
08/15/2011
Contributor: carenautilus carenautilus
*tut tuts* Oh, honestly.
08/23/2011
Contributor: Collogue Collogue
Sorry your vag is like sandpaper, grandma....

but yeah, no. don't think it's funny.
08/31/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
Quote:
Originally posted by Collogue
Sorry your vag is like sandpaper, grandma....

but yeah, no. don't think it's funny.
Ah. I sort of get it now.

But on the whole I don't think it's the wording that makes it difficult to get enjoyment out of it.
08/31/2011
Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
Yeah, Ummmm no I didn't find it funny at all!
08/31/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGurl
Lol I'm with you... I can't find the joke! But cheesecake sounds really good right now.
Id have to agree
09/07/2011
Contributor: Sunshineamine Sunshineamine
Huh? didn't laugh out loud.
09/07/2011
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Quote:
Originally posted by kendycane
People brag about how kinky they are, but I think the most hardcore engage in traditional penatrative intercourse using a condom made of double-sided sand paper. It makes sex on the beach look like cheesecake. If you can do this and enjoy it, you ... more
Im with Illusional, I love cheesecake.... this joke.... not so much.
09/07/2011
Contributor: CherryDyke CherryDyke
It's not funny, it's not offensive, it's just...BORING
09/12/2011
Contributor: MR Chickhabit MR Chickhabit
i cant believe people are still discussing this horrible post
09/17/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
Quote:
Originally posted by Xavier7
Me too.
lmfaooo.. thinking the same thing!
09/17/2011
Contributor: Illumin8 Illumin8
Quote:
Originally posted by MR Chickhabit
i cant believe people are still discussing this horrible post
Hahaha my exact thought when I saw this in the recent discussions.
09/17/2011
Contributor: Rawhide Rawhide
It's not offensive, but it's not really funny either.
09/19/2011
Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
I don't get it, all I can think about now is Uncle Walter...
09/19/2011
Contributor: ScotchIrish ScotchIrish
Quote:
Originally posted by kendycane
People brag about how kinky they are, but I think the most hardcore engage in traditional penatrative intercourse using a condom made of double-sided sand paper. It makes sex on the beach look like cheesecake. If you can do this and enjoy it, you ... more
Any mention of Grandma in general ruined it for me. Award or not.

Now, if your joke was: If you were on a (desserted) island with a hot grandma

and she said she would do you for a piece of cheesecake when your

rescued as long as you wore some type of rubber that you had to create

out of what you found to make it up. The picture could have the guy beatin

himself and the paper smooth to get a little nookie and granny.

This might be a lil' a bit funny. I just made this out with what you gave me
09/20/2011
Contributor: ScotchIrish ScotchIrish
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
BWHAHA! (That made me laugh.)
check out your sand paper joke / ScotchIrish, what did you think?
09/20/2011
Contributor: Shadowfall Shadowfall
Quote:
Originally posted by kendycane
People brag about how kinky they are, but I think the most hardcore engage in traditional penatrative intercourse using a condom made of double-sided sand paper. It makes sex on the beach look like cheesecake. If you can do this and enjoy it, you ... more
Two reasons - one, too long winded. Two, I've actually met people who practice dry-sex (the couple was fluid-bonded, of course).
09/25/2011
Contributor: LibertyGirl LibertyGirl
Uh, what?
Sorry, I just didn't get it.
09/25/2011
Contributor: SomeGirl SomeGirl
Not funny.
09/28/2011
Contributor: 131231e43 131231e43
Nope. Didn't get it. Sorry OP.
01/17/2012
Contributor: panthers panthers
There is a joke here?
01/17/2012
Contributor: LAndJ LAndJ
Quote:
Originally posted by vanillaSpice
This is supposed to be a joke...?
I'm here too?
01/17/2012
Contributor: dks210 dks210
It's less of a joke, and more of just a remark.
01/18/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
On it's own? It didn't really seem like a joke. With a good build-up though it could be funny.
01/19/2012
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I'm lost.
01/19/2012
Contributor: The Honeymooners The Honeymooners
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
I think it would be better if it went something like "Did you hear about the guy who used a condom made of double-sided sandpaper? Man, that makes sex on the beach sound like a walk in the park. He should get the "Grandma, look what I can ... more
haha, definitely an improvement. Still, not cool.
01/19/2012
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Where's the joke?
Ha ha good one.
01/19/2012
Contributor: LittleBird LittleBird
The thought of sandpaper inside my vagina makes me cringe.
01/30/2012