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Contributor: Kat Shanahan Kat Shanahan
Yeahhhh....no. This is not funny. Like, at all. Maybe there's context missing or something, but....no.

The only thing that made this worth reading was the mention of cheesecake. Mmmm.....cheesecake... ..*drool*
04/13/2011
Contributor: kawigrl kawigrl
i thought it was funny bc it was random but if someone actually said that not funny reading it kinda funny
04/21/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
I don't really get how it's supposed to be funny.
04/23/2011
Contributor: tickle me pink tickle me pink
Not much of a joke.
04/24/2011
Contributor: cobiffle cobiffle
im so condused
04/24/2011
Contributor: Lithaewyn Lithaewyn
The presentation was poor, otherwise decent.
04/24/2011
Contributor: daniel and frances daniel and frances
Quote:
Originally posted by kendycane
People brag about how kinky they are, but I think the most hardcore engage in traditional penatrative intercourse using a condom made of double-sided sand paper. It makes sex on the beach look like cheesecake. If you can do this and enjoy it, you ... more
Not terribly funny, but not awful.
05/15/2011
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
It was entertaining, but also slightly insulting.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Maeby Maeby
Quote:
Originally posted by ScottA
Something's wrong there - content or presentation.
I have to agree.
05/16/2011
Contributor: np702 np702
not..not really sure what happened here
05/16/2011
Contributor: cec578 cec578
i dont get it
05/16/2011
Contributor: sarki sarki
Dumb so called joke
06/03/2011
Contributor: Mr. & Mrs. Peg Mr. & Mrs. Peg
And it is possibly funny why?
06/04/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
Nope. Didn't find it funny at all. I guess it's one of those that need to be said out loud.
06/25/2011
Contributor: Spoken Pandora Spoken Pandora
huh...I'm sorry did I miss it?
06/25/2011
Contributor: big b big b
wow
06/25/2011
Contributor: DexterStratton DexterStratton
Count me among those who don't think this even qualifies as a joke. What's the punchline?
06/25/2011
Contributor: Scott Ghost Scott Ghost
A joke - Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

The short paragraph did not evoke laughter. Also by popular vote was not found amusing. There was no setup, lack of delivery and from what I read there was no punchline.

In short. No it was not funny nor good.
06/27/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
Maybe the 'Hey, Grandma' thing is an ode to something in popular culture that we're not aware of?
06/27/2011
Contributor: averageguyextrodinarypleasure averageguyextrodinarypleasure
Meh
08/02/2011
Contributor: deadpoet deadpoet
All I can say is WOW!!!!! that is funny.
08/06/2011
Contributor: systematicweasel systematicweasel
Eh, it's really not that funny
08/07/2011
Contributor: Akikaze Akikaze
The fuck?
08/07/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I can see what the joke is supposed to be, but the setup and delivery were really poor. In my mind, it might go something more like this:

Two neighbors are hanging out in one of their garages. The visitor, Ted, looks up and sees a big pile of sandpaper on one of the shelves. "Say, Harry, I didn't know you did any woodworking."
"Oh, I don't. The wife and I are just very into S&M."
"... What on Earth does the sandpaper have to do with THAT?"
"Well, leather harnesses and handcuffs and whips can be costly. Sandpaper saves us a lot of money in other areas."
"What do you mean?"
"Sometimes it's just cheaper to make your own condoms."

Not all that great, I know. At least it skips the confusing part about grandma.
08/07/2011
Contributor: EdenG EdenG
Quote:
Originally posted by Illusional
Although... I like cheesecake.
I'm with you, I do like cheesecake...
08/07/2011
Contributor: DixieDoo DixieDoo
I know I'm blond, but I don't get it...
08/14/2011
Contributor: Kkay Kkay
Not... really?
08/15/2011
Contributor: C-Rae C-Rae
HAHAHAH!!
08/15/2011
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
I didn't find it funny.
08/15/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by kendycane
If it sounds painful then that means that you're not the most hardcore.
I don't need to be "the most hardcore." [shrug] I do what I do, what other people think of it is basically immaterial.

I don't get the joke, either. Maybe you had to be there...

And where do you buy double sided sandpaper? Wouldn't that tear if used as a condom?

Yeah. I'm not getting it.
08/15/2011