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Contributor: kendycane kendycane
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
I'm completely missing the context for this joke. If it's dialog for something that's been separated from its character and background, then it's quite possibly funny, but as-is it just sounds painful.
If it sounds painful then that means that you're not the most hardcore.
01/19/2011
Contributor: kendycane kendycane
Quote:
Originally posted by Illusional
Although... I like cheesecake.
I like cheesecake too
01/19/2011
Contributor: kendycane kendycane
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Reminds me of old Jack Handey Jokes.

"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an ... more
That sounds so funny!
01/19/2011
Contributor: kendycane kendycane
Quote:
Originally posted by Gallowraven
I got it too
I'm glad you can appreciate a joke that takes visualization.
01/19/2011
Contributor: Hallmar82 Hallmar82
What was the punchline?
01/25/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Hallmar82
What was the punchline?
The mental image.
01/25/2011
Contributor: PussyGalore PussyGalore
Pretty lame.

I can see where the original context came from: "it's better than being fucked in the ass by a metal spiked dildo using superglue for lube and sandpaper condoms".

That is the ORIGINAL punchline to this joke and it is meant in a very satirical way and usually about an authority of some sort, i.e. the government.
01/31/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I can't believe that only 2 people out of 75 thought that this was funny. I'm still laughing at it.
I think it's funny also ha ha ha
01/31/2011
Contributor: Midway through Midway through
I didn't get it.
01/31/2011
Contributor: moonch1ld moonch1ld
Like everyone else said — doesnt seem like much of a joke, more of a quirky musing.
02/01/2011
Contributor: Shumway Shumway
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Where's the joke?
in your pants

Sorry Dwtim.. SOMEONE had to post some sort of joke on this discussion.
02/01/2011
Contributor: Airekah Airekah
Quote:
Originally posted by Shellz31
HUH?
me too. =)
02/01/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
I think it would be better if it went something like "Did you hear about the guy who used a condom made of double-sided sandpaper? Man, that makes sex on the beach sound like a walk in the park. He should get the "Grandma, look what I can ... more
Yeah, that would be funnier. I think maybe it was the delivery. But, still, it wouldn't be all that funny - at least not to me.
02/01/2011
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
Yeah, I'm confused too...
02/01/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Shumway
in your pants

Sorry Dwtim.. SOMEONE had to post some sort of joke on this discussion.
Now THAT is funny.
02/01/2011
Contributor: Cream in the Cupcake Cream in the Cupcake
huh?
02/02/2011
Contributor: TheSinDoll TheSinDoll
I too, like cheesecake.
02/18/2011
Contributor: Sephymuffins Sephymuffins
HAH!

That's pretty funny and horrible all at the same time.
03/01/2011
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
Don't quit your day job.
03/01/2011
Contributor: AU AU
I won't insult you! I didn't get the joke, though. But I'm not much of a joke person and usually am pretty straight-faced when even a very "good one" is cracked. :|
03/01/2011
Contributor: zeebot zeebot
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Originally posted by vanillaSpice
This is supposed to be a joke...?
Yeah, that's my reaction.
03/02/2011
Contributor: gladiola gladiola
Doesn't really seem like a joke, more like it's supposed to be an acerbic, tongue-in-cheek statement about kinkiness.
03/03/2011
Contributor: Fuck it. Fuck it.
I don't get it.
But that's because it's not a joke. :/
03/04/2011
Contributor: charip charip
I may be missing something important, but after reading a few times, I still don't get where the joke is.
03/12/2011
Contributor: lucymalfoy lucymalfoy
What?
03/12/2011
Contributor: RammaJamma RammaJamma
I see no joke...
03/12/2011
Contributor: Missionary Missionary
Quote:
Originally posted by kendycane
People brag about how kinky they are, but I think the most hardcore engage in traditional penatrative intercourse using a condom made of double-sided sand paper. It makes sex on the beach look like cheesecake. If you can do this and enjoy it, you ... more
sorry no not funny
03/21/2011
Contributor: tigerkate tigerkate
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
The delivery sucked
Agreed.
03/21/2011
Contributor: Kdlips Kdlips
Ummm, No
04/11/2011
Contributor: horngry horngry
I think I didn't get it lol
04/13/2011