What do you call your vagina?

Contributor: Nirelan Nirelan
Quote:
Originally posted by michael scofield
i call my pocket pussy stephanie
LOVE that you replied with your toy's name!!
05/17/2012
Contributor: Breas Breas
crotch. lol!
05/17/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
We affectionately call it Brat, her clitoris we call Brat's neighbor. A bit strange but Brat is also my nick name for the wife. I guess it work out pretty good, the kids have no clue when I tell the wife "I need to visit Brat".
That's cute.

My left breast is "Paul." I have to explain. I was wearing a Beatles shirt, and my husband leaned over, addressed my left breast and said, "'Ello, Paul." I said, "Now, you're naming them? After all this time?" He had no idea what I was talking about. Then, I realized that Paul was over my left breast. Now, she's "Paul." No name we could think of ever stuck for the other one.

I think the right one feels bad, because not only is she the smaller one, but she doesn't have a name.
05/17/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
For vagina, I absolutely hate baby words like "Va-Jay-Jay" or "Bajingo." It reminds me of women who are afraid of their bodies. I use the real word; vagina. Or something more raw, like pussy or... the C Word, if we're really getting into it. I hardly ever use that word out of bed. But, once in the middle of sex, My Man was trying to loosen me up by broadening my horizons, by trying to get me to say it. ("C'mon, say it. Say 'cunt.' Do it! You'll love it.") I used to hate the word, and then.... saying it was SO liberating. But, I only use it in bed. And only when we're really into it.

My husband sometimes calls everything "Girl Junk." Or sometimes "Gooey Parts."

When talking to my kids about sex, if I don't use the word vagina, I'll use the word "Yoni." It's an ancient word and I think suits the purpose well, without resorting to baby talk. Of course, there's a Greek first name, Yani. My kids all giggle when we meet a man named Yani. *sigh*
05/17/2012
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
In fun but polite conversation, I like to say "tootiepop." Conversely, there is a "bootiepop." It's just a random inside joke from a former co-worker.

My husband calls it Hay-Hay when he is being flirty. And girly parts when he is being casually playful, or we're talking about my health, or again, in polite company.
05/17/2012
Contributor: BG529 BG529
Chuca, lulu or lucy
05/17/2012
Contributor: RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
"Vagina", "girly bits", "kitty", or "bad girl". Sometimes, the cysts on my ovaries will act up and my guy will ask, "Are your girl nuts hurting again?"
Girl nuts? It always makes me laugh.

My friend calls hers a Hoo-Haw or a Yoo-Hoo.
05/17/2012
Contributor: ghent529 ghent529
Quote:
Originally posted by RomanticGoth
"Vagina", "girly bits", "kitty", or "bad girl". Sometimes, the cysts on my ovaries will act up and my guy will ask, "Are your girl nuts hurting again?"
Girl nuts? It always makes me laugh.

My friend calls hers a Hoo-Haw or a Yoo-Hoo.
mt girl says hoo haw sometimes... hahah. or choca (or however you'd spell it)
05/17/2012
Contributor: clockwork451 clockwork451
Usually just a vagina or pussy. Sometimes vag.
08/05/2012
Contributor: Abombadong Abombadong
i refer to her as consuela and sometimes my cookah
08/06/2012
Contributor: libbyv libbyv
Quote:
Originally posted by northstar
Vagina, vulva, all of it! How confident are you in talking about 'it' and how do you refer to yours with your SO? If you're shy about it, why do think this is?
pussy
02/06/2013
Contributor: B/C I CAN B/C I CAN
I will refer to my gf's vagina as many different things during sex, whatever comes out but usually pussy or cunt or just vagina as a regular usage. She doesn't usually refer to her parts during sex, but she also isn't much of a sex talker. I don't know why but it doesn't bother me at all.
02/07/2013
Contributor: Qozt Qozt
Vagina.

Boring, I know.
03/01/2013
Contributor: bowzer311 bowzer311
Vagina or my vag.
03/01/2013
Contributor: 1001 Pleasures 1001 Pleasures
Umm...if I had one, I'd call it a pussy, I think.
03/12/2013
Contributor: angelcrossmarie1 angelcrossmarie1
hoo-ha, kitty, pussy, junk. haha.
03/15/2013
Contributor: TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
Pussy when I'm talking to my husband, or telling a sex story. Vagina when I'm talking about it medically or when I'm being silly.
03/15/2013
Contributor: KittyGoesRawr KittyGoesRawr
I dunno, I alternate a lot. Vagina, VaJayJay, Hoo-Hah, Down There, Sharky... Seriously. Sharky. 'Cause Shark's brains look like the female reproduction system and their livers produce the same stuff that lubricates the human vagina.
Therefore...
Sharky.
03/15/2013
Contributor: Genderfree Genderfree
I call it my manpussy or my inverted penis... lol!
03/17/2013
Contributor: lilyflower lilyflower
It depends. (I feel like all my posts start with that phrase!) If it's a more serious conversation, like talking to a doctor (obviously) I'd say vagina. If I'm with a boyfriend it's usually my pussy. Or sometimes my twat if I'm trying to be funny.

Sharky...that's a good one! I never knew the connection between sharks & vaginas before, thank you Kitty

I've also heard a vagina referred to as a "penis cozy" once, which amused me.
03/19/2013
Contributor: improbableomnicide improbableomnicide
Quote:
Originally posted by Emerlyn
I... don't really call it anything. When I was younger, though, my mom said to call it a peach....
If it helps, I don't call mine anything either, haha.
03/19/2013
Contributor: jr2012 jr2012
just Vagina. I'm actually not very comfortable talking about it!

Lady Parts is a close second. Oh I sound like such a prude!
03/19/2013
Contributor: ashboo32 ashboo32
Vagina or pussy
03/19/2013