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Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I have a thousand thousand more funny "horror" stories.
And strangely enough a significant number involve police.
10/11/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
It's not funny since it has to do with the terrible flooding in New Orleans.
On one of the Judge shows, one of plaintiffs told the judge. "When I got into her place, it was flooded your honor." There were all kinds of sex toys flooding around in her bedroom. "
10/11/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
It's not funny since it has to do with the terrible flooding in New Orleans.
On one of the Judge shows, one of plaintiffs told the judge. "When I got into her place, it was flooded your honor." There were all kinds of sex toys ... more
I think I saw that one some place. Judge Judy?
10/12/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I think I saw that one some place. Judge Judy?
Doctor Phil?
10/13/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I think I saw that one some place. Judge Judy?
I think it was Mathis.
10/13/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I think it was Mathis.
Oh ok.
10/14/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy


A man finds out that his fiancée has been sleeping around with other guys.

In a fit of rage he gathers all her stuff and throws it out on the front lawn.

In the process he dumps a not so small box of sex toys she had had stashed under the bed onto the pile with a sign saying "If found return to owner for reward (address and phone number)".
10/15/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy


A man finds out that his fiancée has been sleeping around with other guys.

In a fit of rage he gathers all her stuff and throws it out on the front lawn.

In the process he dumps a not so small box of sex toys she had had ... more
I give that 3 stars out of 5. Try another please.
10/16/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I give that 3 stars out of 5. Try another please.
Well how about finding sex toys on power lines.

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10/16/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Well how about finding sex toys on power lines.

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Might have been more amusing if actually able to see them.
10/16/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Might have been more amusing if actually able to see them.
True.

But I guess it is your turn to find something to share with the thread.

10/17/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
True.

But I guess it is your turn to find something to share with the thread.

Found something first.

Bags of crack cocaine and sex toys found inside daycare

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10/20/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Found something first.

Bags of crack cocaine and sex toys found inside daycare

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Oh, not the kids... Inside the "playroom", I guess that's a new meaning...
10/28/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
Oh, not the kids... Inside the "playroom", I guess that's a new meaning...
Too true.
10/28/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
A LARGE leather sex toy dating back to the 18th century has been found in an ancient toilet by archaeologists in Poland.

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11/08/2015
Contributor: Lioncub Lioncub
Have never had our stash found, when we first started getting toys we got a locking cabinet to keep the kids out. We take the time every time we get one out to put it away when we are done.
11/08/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Lioncub
Have never had our stash found, when we first started getting toys we got a locking cabinet to keep the kids out. We take the time every time we get one out to put it away when we are done.
Awe no fun.
11/09/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
A LARGE leather sex toy dating back to the 18th century has been found in an ancient toilet by archaeologists in Poland.

link ... more
I think it will be interesting if they did some tests on it. Perhaps find some dna on that phallus.
11/09/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I think it will be interesting if they did some tests on it. Perhaps find some dna on that phallus.
I don't know if they could have any conclusive results. It was found in a "water closet" after 100 plus years.
11/09/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
I don't know if they could have any conclusive results. It was found in a "water closet" after 100 plus years.
Yes it could be contaminated on the outside but the leather itself when peeled back may have an uncontaminated sample underneath.

Leather gourds (a ye oldie canteen) have been found with pristine samples of food, wine and blood still inside from the dark ages.
11/09/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I have an epic little vid.

Cops leaving growing equipment during raid, takes sex-toys instead
11/10/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I have an epic little vid.

Cops leaving growing equipment during raid, takes sex-toys instead
I'm a little confused. Weren't the cops supposed to take the items that are used to grow or/and distribute the alleged drugs? This seems to be a big F. U. to the lady from the cops. I can't believe they took her , now that's just Fuc*ed up.
11/10/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
I'm a little confused. Weren't the cops supposed to take the items that are used to grow or/and distribute the alleged drugs? This seems to be a big F. U. to the lady from the cops. I can't believe they took her , now that's just ... more
Ditto.
11/10/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I've got more, but someone else share please.
11/12/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Come on, someone must have a tale.
11/19/2015