Have you named any of your toys?

Contributor: Beck Beck
I give them names. Sort of like I have a bullet I call buzz, a doc johnson toy I call Doc, my Sasha grey toy I call Sasha, my pink swirl I call twisten( like tristan), and things like that. I like to call them silly names.
09/09/2011
Contributor: CutieKayla CutieKayla
I have a squirting dildo toy who is named...well...Mr. Squirty lol
09/09/2011
Contributor: cheetahpita cheetahpita
Lol! Nope, but I'm not really the naming type... even my stuffed animals as a kid didn't really have names.
09/09/2011
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
If they have a name, I use it, like Mia or G-Ki, but all toys are still an 'it' and not he or she.

I just ordered two glass dildos, which will bring my total to three. I might end up giving them some kind of name just as a reference point, just to make it easier to tell the three apart in conversation.
09/09/2011
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
I do call my toys by their names, or make up nicknames (not very creative ones...I called my Rabbit "Bunny" and my Lelo Ella "Ella"). Works for me!
09/09/2011
Contributor: Illumin8 Illumin8
I can honestly say we've never done this. But interesting to see the results of the poll and the discussion here!
09/09/2011
Contributor: SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by LavenderSkies
I came across a post on EF of a woman who had named a toy of hers. I smirked at first, but then wondered how many of you do it as well Poll below!
I named them and my sister names them lol
09/09/2011
Contributor: Katastophy Katastophy
I have not, but I don't think it's silly. I generally just call them by their product name, if it's a memorable one.
09/12/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Strangely for me, none yet. I tend to name just about everything that I find special enjoyment in, from plushies (yes, I'm a nerd), to my fedoras, to game consoles. Even random decorations sometimes get names. But for some reason, with sex toys I've just been calling them by their product name for the most part.

That might change, now that you've gotten me thinking about it. I ordered a Super Soft Mark from Tantus just last night, and I have the strangest urge to name it "Pony" when it arrives. I have no clue why the name Pony came to me, but I'm a card-carrying weirdo, so it doesn't surprise me. And I won't be surprised if some of my other toys gain names down the line.
09/14/2011
Contributor: kadytheredpanda kadytheredpanda
I named my first toy, but otherwise it's "the bullet" or whatever make it is.
09/17/2011
Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
I name anything that cost over a certain price. My Computers both have names, and my two Njoy toys have names "Wolfe" and "Dante" respectively... Both are references to things related to my lover.
09/17/2011
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
I name ALL of my toys. "normal names," too, so that I can talk about them in public like they're people.
09/17/2011
Contributor: Apirka Apirka
I've never named any of my toys but I don't find it all that silly if other people do. To each their own.
02/03/2012
Contributor: spineyogurt spineyogurt
I name them after famous machine guns
02/03/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by LavenderSkies
I came across a post on EF of a woman who had named a toy of hers. I smirked at first, but then wondered how many of you do it as well Poll below!
Not all or even most toys, but I can sort of see myself naming a strap on dildo. x'D
I've always been sorta silly like that, matter of fact the little brown wild rabbit living in the back yard is "Thumper" like the one in Bambi. =^.^=
02/04/2012
Contributor: te te
I have named one or two of mine based on color and size of them. Ironically they are both blue.
02/04/2012
Contributor: eeep eeep
I used to give them names. My first one had a smiley face on the underside of the head, so I dubbed him Mr. Smiley. They all ended up with Mr... names for a while, but I've gotten so many new things since joining EF that I gave up.
02/04/2012
Contributor: Graniteal Graniteal
my current vibrator is named Natalia
02/04/2012
Contributor: AndromedaJane AndromedaJane
I don't but I dont' think it's silly
02/05/2012
Contributor: petname petname
Quote:
Originally posted by Chaotic Rantings
I had a vibrator that I named Elvis. He had three speeds, Love Me Tender, Jail House Rock, and All Shook up. My ex broke him when he thought it would be funny to turn it on, roll it across the floor and yell that Elvis had left the building.
To be fair, that is hilarious!
03/06/2012
Contributor: AJvil AJvil
Quote:
Originally posted by LavenderSkies
I came across a post on EF of a woman who had named a toy of hers. I smirked at first, but then wondered how many of you do it as well Poll below!
no.
03/06/2012
Contributor: wildorchid wildorchid
LELO named my toys for me!
03/06/2012
Contributor: MamaDivine MamaDivine
Quote:
Originally posted by LavenderSkies
I came across a post on EF of a woman who had named a toy of hers. I smirked at first, but then wondered how many of you do it as well Poll below!
I don't think I could use them anymore if I assigned names to them lol. Just seems silly to me
03/06/2012
Contributor: mpfm mpfm
I name most of mine. Some of them come with names. If the names suits it I use that, but sometimes I change those as well. I renamed G-ki Nessie because she reminds me of the Lock Ness Monster.

Dh names all his fleshlights as well.

I think it's easier & more fun to say, "Wanna play with Paula and Bubba?" than "Let's get the original pink fleshlight and the red rabbit."
03/06/2012
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by LavenderSkies
I came across a post on EF of a woman who had named a toy of hers. I smirked at first, but then wondered how many of you do it as well Poll below!
My toys came with names.
03/06/2012
Contributor: geliebt geliebt
I named my very first one "lavender"
but I don't care to bother with it anymore
03/06/2012
Contributor: Harpina is gone Harpina is gone
I don't have many toys, but I've never named any of them.
03/18/2012
Contributor: dragonn dragonn
I've honestly haven't even thought to name them... huh.
03/19/2012
Contributor: sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
Sure, why not.
03/19/2012
Contributor: Hallmar82 Hallmar82
No, we refer to the toys by their original name: rabbit, bullet, pocket rocket, etc.
03/19/2012