Has anyone ever "found" any of your sex toys or accessories?

Contributor: Sammi Sammi
The only thing anyone's found at our house is our sex chair - but it looks like a deco chair, and no one thinks anything of it. Course, with the wrong cover on, it'd be obvious. We keep the toys, lube, etc. locked up.
04/22/2009
Contributor: Lithaewyn Lithaewyn
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Originally posted by Naughty Student
My mom and I share advice on what toys we like and sex toys are a common part of our conversations from time to time. However I would never discuss anything sexual with my father it would be way too weird. It's not that he would disapprove, I ... more
It would be really cool to have a daughter-mother relationship like that. Maybe when I'm more comfortable discussing it openly, I'll bring it up to my mom. I think she could really benefit from toys.

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My parents haven't found my toys yet, and they probably won't. If they did, I think it would just be a mess of reddened faces and the subject would be avoided. I know they aren't entirely against toys, but they aren't incredibly sexually open unless they're cracking a joke.

So keep sharing! These are pretty great stories.
04/23/2009
Contributor: sry sry
STD's like genital swelling were caused from sex toys..

Genital swelling is cause right before you reach orgasm..



PS.. this is a joke, genital swelling is normal if its caused by orgasm.
04/23/2009
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Always Ready
I know this is an older thread but I had this happen to me the other day. I get a call at 11 am at work from my landlord that the water pipes to my bathtub are leaking into my downstairs neighbors apartment. She asks permission for the plumbers to ... more
That's amazing!
04/05/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
The closest anybody's ever come to finding anything of mine I think is my sister who went into my room looking for my Ped-Egg and ended up on my fiance's side of the bed and didn't bother opening the drawer (thankfully) because she saw a few condom wrappers on top of the nightstand, lol.

There have been a few times where I've found some that belong to my friend. I went to his apartment once to help him pack for a weekend trip he was going on and sitting out on top of a box was a red see-through dildo of some sort. I didn't take a very good look at it, but I pointed it out to make him blush. I also have a key to his place and went there once to drop something off for him and noticed on the coffee table in the main living area a pair of handcuffs and a bottle of lube. There's always porn in his DVD player.
04/05/2010
Contributor: AU AU
Always Ready -- :0 Whoa!

I lived with my parents until my early 20s and I was so scared of them finding my stuff because I had a bad habit of leaving things in bad places. They are pretty conservative, so much that subtly sexual topics are avoided. I knew I wouldn't get trouble if things were found, but it would still be embarrassing. There was a time when I had cleaned a largish dong and left it under my sink to dry on or between towels in a stack. I left it there a few days. My dad decided to tinker with the plumbing under my sink (There wasn't anything wrong with it!). I think I almost fainted when I found him. I told him afterward that I'd like a little warning, I must have been red. I remember my mom looking kind of like, "Damn, what are you hiding now?", but told him, "Don't go into things in a young lady's bathroom without permission". I knew that it was more his house than mine, but still. Even tampons were embarrassing for me to have on display then. I don't know if the dong had been spotted. I'd rather not think on it any more!

Recently, I've kept my Screaming Octopus by my computer as a friend because I like to look at him more than use him. A male friend probably seen it. He might have not known what it was, though.

I always keep my lubes out but I remove the labeling. My Japanese lube is cute so I keep it the way it came. People may see these things and think we have a lot of lotion. Or if a lot of lube. Oh, well.
07/24/2010
Contributor: softkkisses softkkisses
my dog has ran off with a few, just to leave it in the middle of the family room.
09/10/2010
Contributor: lamira lamira
Of course I have. I've had both my sister and my mother find my toys when I was younger. Those were fun experiences.
10/06/2010
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
I was away and my boyfriends family were moving our belonings. I thought I had labelled a box with soemthing that said private on it. I kept trying to tell his parents that if they found a box that had soemthing that said private to not open it.

I was wrong, my toys were in a cute little box that wasn't labeled. My boyfriends mom made sure to look in every signle box to see if she could find things that went in the kitchen. She found the toys...but she thought they were children toys, lol. When she asked me later on if I found my box as she hadnt seen it I told her I found it and which one it was. She was like "Oh! I opened that box..." she was cool about it but I was quite embarrassed.
10/07/2010
Contributor: butterflygirlxo butterflygirlxo
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Originally posted by ScottA
Here's a "sort of" - not long ago my house was burgled, and burglars will take boxes that are either locked or difficult to open in the off chance that they'll have something interesting in them. I guess they found "something ... more
that is a funny story..I would have loved to see there faces, they probably thought it was money or something.
10/18/2010
Contributor: butterflygirlxo butterflygirlxo
Yes I had 2 little girls around 12 years old going through my room when I wasn't hope and found one of my toys! I don't know why they were going through my stuff but they found it and was making jokes about it. I asked them why they was going through my drawers in the first place. that made me mad so bad!
10/18/2010
Contributor: butterflygirlxo butterflygirlxo
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Originally posted by sry
No one has found mine.. and probably wont

BUT, I showed all my toys to my mom BC I was excited. So I have like the complete opposite response to this post. My dad order a cock ring for me BC I don't have a credit card. My mom knows I'm ... more
Very great!

I live with my mother and my boyfriend and I usually talk openly to my mom about sex toys so I wouldn't really care if she found something of mine..Ive even found a few of her toys by accident.. if it was a child though or a younger person I would feel very akward! But no kids live here so I dont have to worry about it.
10/18/2010
Contributor: Sera Sera
I must be really lucky! Nothing like this has ever happened to me. Jonathan and I are really careful, aren't we? We don't leave stuff out, and we keep it locked up, lube and all.
10/26/2010
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
Since I'm broke and moved back in with my parents, I haven't been very careful about hiding my toys. If course, I'm 25 and feel that they don't really have a need to be coming into my room in the first place. If they come in here and see something they didn't want to see, it's their own fault. I know that neither of them would mention it to me anyway. It would be kind of interesting to see the look on my mom's face if she found the HUGE purple dildo that I don't actually use though.
01/08/2011
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
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Originally posted by Nashville
Well, we've been lucky.. except when we moved. I'm a Northerner, my husband's from the Midwest- we weren't used to the niceties of some of these "southern" people. Our new townhome, our neighbors came right out introducing ... more
LOL!!

I don't think anyones ever found mine..I'd hope not D:
01/11/2011
Contributor: guard083 guard083
we have luckily not had any of our toys found but my boyfriends mom found condoms wrappers he had forgot to throw away and she was like next time empty your pockets. Then we went on a trip for our birthdays since they are 3 days apart and she was drilling him to make sure he didnt forget to pack anything and was asked if he remembered condoms. I'm super close with his family but that made me so embarressed because I love his mom and her knowing kinda makes me feel awkward
01/11/2011
Contributor: Airekah Airekah
When my brother was younger and I was living with my parents, he would find my bullets, turn them on, and run around the house with them in his hands. Laughing super hard. FACEtoPALM
01/11/2011