The only thing anyone's found at our house is our sex chair - but it looks like a deco chair, and no one thinks anything of it. Course, with the wrong cover on, it'd be obvious. We keep the toys, lube, etc. locked up.
Has anyone ever "found" any of your sex toys or accessories?
04/22/2009
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It would be really cool to have a daughter-mother relationship like that. Maybe when I'm more comfortable discussing it openly, I'll bring it up to my mom. I think she could really benefit from toys.
Originally posted by
Naughty Student
My mom and I share advice on what toys we like and sex toys are a common part of our conversations from time to time. However I would never discuss anything sexual with my father it would be way too weird. It's not that he would disapprove, I
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My mom and I share advice on what toys we like and sex toys are a common part of our conversations from time to time. However I would never discuss anything sexual with my father it would be way too weird. It's not that he would disapprove, I just wouldnt want him to know that personal aspect of me. He would probably just blush really bad and then make some sort of joke to try and make himself at ease.
If he ever visited me and found a butt plug I don't think he would even know what it is, he'd probably just pick it up and bring it to me with a quizzical look one his face and ask "what on earth is this?" less
If he ever visited me and found a butt plug I don't think he would even know what it is, he'd probably just pick it up and bring it to me with a quizzical look one his face and ask "what on earth is this?" less
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My parents haven't found my toys yet, and they probably won't. If they did, I think it would just be a mess of reddened faces and the subject would be avoided. I know they aren't entirely against toys, but they aren't incredibly sexually open unless they're cracking a joke.
So keep sharing! These are pretty great stories.
04/23/2009
STD's like genital swelling were caused from sex toys..
Genital swelling is cause right before you reach orgasm..
PS.. this is a joke, genital swelling is normal if its caused by orgasm.
Genital swelling is cause right before you reach orgasm..
PS.. this is a joke, genital swelling is normal if its caused by orgasm.
04/23/2009
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That's amazing!
Originally posted by
Always Ready
I know this is an older thread but I had this happen to me the other day. I get a call at 11 am at work from my landlord that the water pipes to my bathtub are leaking into my downstairs neighbors apartment. She asks permission for the plumbers to
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I know this is an older thread but I had this happen to me the other day. I get a call at 11 am at work from my landlord that the water pipes to my bathtub are leaking into my downstairs neighbors apartment. She asks permission for the plumbers to go in without me being there. I tell her no and I'd be home at 1pm on my lunch break and they could go in then. She doesn't tell me but she declares it an emergency and lets the plumbers in anyway. I get home at one and there are two male plumbers in my bathroom with a majority of my sex toy collection air drying all over the bathroom counter (my counter looked like a freaking porcupine). I'm in shock and embarrassed I stammer something about testing and reviewing trying to make it sound clinical and scientific. Then one of the plumbers goes "Is that that Eden Fantasy thing? My wife does that. It's great." Then he starts looking over my collection and asking for suggestions. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
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04/05/2010
The closest anybody's ever come to finding anything of mine I think is my sister who went into my room looking for my Ped-Egg and ended up on my fiance's side of the bed and didn't bother opening the drawer (thankfully) because she saw a few condom wrappers on top of the nightstand, lol.
There have been a few times where I've found some that belong to my friend. I went to his apartment once to help him pack for a weekend trip he was going on and sitting out on top of a box was a red see-through dildo of some sort. I didn't take a very good look at it, but I pointed it out to make him blush. I also have a key to his place and went there once to drop something off for him and noticed on the coffee table in the main living area a pair of handcuffs and a bottle of lube. There's always porn in his DVD player.
There have been a few times where I've found some that belong to my friend. I went to his apartment once to help him pack for a weekend trip he was going on and sitting out on top of a box was a red see-through dildo of some sort. I didn't take a very good look at it, but I pointed it out to make him blush. I also have a key to his place and went there once to drop something off for him and noticed on the coffee table in the main living area a pair of handcuffs and a bottle of lube. There's always porn in his DVD player.
04/05/2010
Always Ready -- :0 Whoa!
I lived with my parents until my early 20s and I was so scared of them finding my stuff because I had a bad habit of leaving things in bad places. They are pretty conservative, so much that subtly sexual topics are avoided. I knew I wouldn't get trouble if things were found, but it would still be embarrassing. There was a time when I had cleaned a largish dong and left it under my sink to dry on or between towels in a stack. I left it there a few days. My dad decided to tinker with the plumbing under my sink (There wasn't anything wrong with it!). I think I almost fainted when I found him. I told him afterward that I'd like a little warning, I must have been red. I remember my mom looking kind of like, "Damn, what are you hiding now?", but told him, "Don't go into things in a young lady's bathroom without permission". I knew that it was more his house than mine, but still. Even tampons were embarrassing for me to have on display then. I don't know if the dong had been spotted. I'd rather not think on it any more!
Recently, I've kept my Screaming Octopus by my computer as a friend because I like to look at him more than use him. A male friend probably seen it. He might have not known what it was, though.
I always keep my lubes out but I remove the labeling. My Japanese lube is cute so I keep it the way it came. People may see these things and think we have a lot of lotion. Or if a lot of lube. Oh, well.
I lived with my parents until my early 20s and I was so scared of them finding my stuff because I had a bad habit of leaving things in bad places. They are pretty conservative, so much that subtly sexual topics are avoided. I knew I wouldn't get trouble if things were found, but it would still be embarrassing. There was a time when I had cleaned a largish dong and left it under my sink to dry on or between towels in a stack. I left it there a few days. My dad decided to tinker with the plumbing under my sink (There wasn't anything wrong with it!). I think I almost fainted when I found him. I told him afterward that I'd like a little warning, I must have been red. I remember my mom looking kind of like, "Damn, what are you hiding now?", but told him, "Don't go into things in a young lady's bathroom without permission". I knew that it was more his house than mine, but still. Even tampons were embarrassing for me to have on display then. I don't know if the dong had been spotted. I'd rather not think on it any more!
Recently, I've kept my Screaming Octopus by my computer as a friend because I like to look at him more than use him. A male friend probably seen it. He might have not known what it was, though.
I always keep my lubes out but I remove the labeling. My Japanese lube is cute so I keep it the way it came. People may see these things and think we have a lot of lotion. Or if a lot of lube. Oh, well.
07/24/2010
my dog has ran off with a few, just to leave it in the middle of the family room.
09/10/2010
Of course I have. I've had both my sister and my mother find my toys when I was younger. Those were fun experiences.
10/06/2010
I was away and my boyfriends family were moving our belonings. I thought I had labelled a box with soemthing that said private on it. I kept trying to tell his parents that if they found a box that had soemthing that said private to not open it.
I was wrong, my toys were in a cute little box that wasn't labeled. My boyfriends mom made sure to look in every signle box to see if she could find things that went in the kitchen. She found the toys...but she thought they were children toys, lol. When she asked me later on if I found my box as she hadnt seen it I told her I found it and which one it was. She was like "Oh! I opened that box..." she was cool about it but I was quite embarrassed.
I was wrong, my toys were in a cute little box that wasn't labeled. My boyfriends mom made sure to look in every signle box to see if she could find things that went in the kitchen. She found the toys...but she thought they were children toys, lol. When she asked me later on if I found my box as she hadnt seen it I told her I found it and which one it was. She was like "Oh! I opened that box..." she was cool about it but I was quite embarrassed.
10/07/2010
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that is a funny story..I would have loved to see there faces, they probably thought it was money or something.
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ScottA
Here's a "sort of" - not long ago my house was burgled, and burglars will take boxes that are either locked or difficult to open in the off chance that they'll have something interesting in them. I guess they found "something
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Here's a "sort of" - not long ago my house was burgled, and burglars will take boxes that are either locked or difficult to open in the off chance that they'll have something interesting in them. I guess they found "something interesting" (or their fence did) in one of the boxes - fortunately it wasn't the bulk of the toys.
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Something to keep in mind when choosing your toy case, I suppose. less
10/18/2010
Yes I had 2 little girls around 12 years old going through my room when I wasn't hope and found one of my toys! I don't know why they were going through my stuff but they found it and was making jokes about it. I asked them why they was going through my drawers in the first place. that made me mad so bad!
10/18/2010
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Very great!
Originally posted by
sry
No one has found mine.. and probably wont
BUT, I showed all my toys to my mom BC I was excited. So I have like the complete opposite response to this post. My dad order a cock ring for me BC I don't have a credit card. My mom knows I'm ... more
BUT, I showed all my toys to my mom BC I was excited. So I have like the complete opposite response to this post. My dad order a cock ring for me BC I don't have a credit card. My mom knows I'm ... more
No one has found mine.. and probably wont
BUT, I showed all my toys to my mom BC I was excited. So I have like the complete opposite response to this post. My dad order a cock ring for me BC I don't have a credit card. My mom knows I'm poly but I haven't told my dad yet, so I dunno how he would react if he found a penis shaped item in my room. But, I would not fear I would tell him then I guess. then maybe a positive thing he might let me to use his credit card to buy something penis shaped.
My mom has read all my reviews and is helping me to edit them. I gave her my sex instruction books to read, she enjoys them and I'm glad that she is benefiting from it. So I dunno I don't really fear if someone finds out I'm open about sexuality if they see my toys so what. I do want to get a bookcase to display my books that I have and I would love it if people saw them and asked me about them but no one really comes to my dads house so that is not possible. I've talked to people about weirder things than sex and sex toys. Sex is something I wish I could ask people about more for honest opinions and views as I would like to learn, and not feel like a total loser when I ask it. But, people usually take it the wrong way as I tend to ask really strange questions sometimes that not many people could answer.
My response to this post is quite opposite when it comes to parents. I'm kind of glad I have it set up this way with them.
Let me close with this...
I feel sex toys are comparable to a tool you have in your house, like scissors it's used to aid in cutting, a sex toy is a tool simply used to aid in sexual satisfaction and enjoyment.
Without scissors some thing we might never be able to open. Without sex toys we might never reach satisfaction because sometimes for some people it's not possible to experience orgasm without them.
Let me ask you this would you refuse to use scissors if you could not open something? Probably not.
Do you think you could live without orgasm? Maybe for a bit but I think you'd want them back.
A sex toy is just another tool we keep around the house. I feel that I should not feel embarrassed for having a broom, can opener, sex toy or some sort of tool.
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BUT, I showed all my toys to my mom BC I was excited. So I have like the complete opposite response to this post. My dad order a cock ring for me BC I don't have a credit card. My mom knows I'm poly but I haven't told my dad yet, so I dunno how he would react if he found a penis shaped item in my room. But, I would not fear I would tell him then I guess. then maybe a positive thing he might let me to use his credit card to buy something penis shaped.
My mom has read all my reviews and is helping me to edit them. I gave her my sex instruction books to read, she enjoys them and I'm glad that she is benefiting from it. So I dunno I don't really fear if someone finds out I'm open about sexuality if they see my toys so what. I do want to get a bookcase to display my books that I have and I would love it if people saw them and asked me about them but no one really comes to my dads house so that is not possible. I've talked to people about weirder things than sex and sex toys. Sex is something I wish I could ask people about more for honest opinions and views as I would like to learn, and not feel like a total loser when I ask it. But, people usually take it the wrong way as I tend to ask really strange questions sometimes that not many people could answer.
My response to this post is quite opposite when it comes to parents. I'm kind of glad I have it set up this way with them.
Let me close with this...
I feel sex toys are comparable to a tool you have in your house, like scissors it's used to aid in cutting, a sex toy is a tool simply used to aid in sexual satisfaction and enjoyment.
Without scissors some thing we might never be able to open. Without sex toys we might never reach satisfaction because sometimes for some people it's not possible to experience orgasm without them.
Let me ask you this would you refuse to use scissors if you could not open something? Probably not.
Do you think you could live without orgasm? Maybe for a bit but I think you'd want them back.
A sex toy is just another tool we keep around the house. I feel that I should not feel embarrassed for having a broom, can opener, sex toy or some sort of tool.
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I live with my mother and my boyfriend and I usually talk openly to my mom about sex toys so I wouldn't really care if she found something of mine..Ive even found a few of her toys by accident.. if it was a child though or a younger person I would feel very akward! But no kids live here so I dont have to worry about it.
10/18/2010
I must be really lucky! Nothing like this has ever happened to me. Jonathan and I are really careful, aren't we? We don't leave stuff out, and we keep it locked up, lube and all.
10/26/2010
Since I'm broke and moved back in with my parents, I haven't been very careful about hiding my toys. If course, I'm 25 and feel that they don't really have a need to be coming into my room in the first place. If they come in here and see something they didn't want to see, it's their own fault. I know that neither of them would mention it to me anyway. It would be kind of interesting to see the look on my mom's face if she found the HUGE purple dildo that I don't actually use though.
01/08/2011
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LOL!!
Originally posted by
Nashville
Well, we've been lucky.. except when we moved. I'm a Northerner, my husband's from the Midwest- we weren't used to the niceties of some of these "southern" people. Our new townhome, our neighbors came right out introducing
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Well, we've been lucky.. except when we moved. I'm a Northerner, my husband's from the Midwest- we weren't used to the niceties of some of these "southern" people. Our new townhome, our neighbors came right out introducing themselves. They got their sons to come help us unpack everything (we had just spent 12 hours loading everything into the truck and it was now 10 pm). Their oldest moved a box labeled "toys", he figured it was a box for my son until it opened (my husband did a piss poor job closing it).. he blushed SO damn badly, then said, "Um, I'm going to put this in the bathroom" and very quietly left it in there. Did I mention this was a Christian family? The husband was a minister...
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I don't think anyones ever found mine..I'd hope not D:
01/11/2011
we have luckily not had any of our toys found but my boyfriends mom found condoms wrappers he had forgot to throw away and she was like next time empty your pockets. Then we went on a trip for our birthdays since they are 3 days apart and she was drilling him to make sure he didnt forget to pack anything and was asked if he remembered condoms. I'm super close with his family but that made me so embarressed because I love his mom and her knowing kinda makes me feel awkward
01/11/2011
When my brother was younger and I was living with my parents, he would find my bullets, turn them on, and run around the house with them in his hands. Laughing super hard. FACEtoPALM
01/11/2011
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