Ever been caught masturbating?

Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
Never actually in the act...
08/27/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
I think so, at least I hope so,by a maintenance man, who checked on the odd sounds coming from my room. Another time I did it at the window in front of outside workers. One guy kept going back and forth under my window. I couldn't see if they actually saw, because they wore hoodies.

I think I'm part voyeuristic/exhibition ist.
08/27/2015
Contributor: Evoluchun Evoluchun
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Originally posted by soccerfan
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
nope thank god but had some close calls
07/10/2016
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Maybe should have asked "How many times ?"
Or have you ever caught your SO ? And did it turn you on ?
07/11/2016
Contributor: MrClark MrClark
Only been caught one time, as my dad walked into my room without knocking once when I was home for the weekend in undergrad... was an awkward moment for sure.

I would love to catch my SO masturbating Would find it super hot
07/11/2016
Contributor: Tasha Tasha
Ugh...a few times. The first time was in my bathroom at home. I remember it vividly. I was only like 10 or 11. It was the "spot" to do it because I could lock the door, do my deed and clean up afterward (I've always made sort of a mess to some degree.) Well, I THOUGHT I had locked the door, but the little door lock thingy wasn't twisted all the way and my older brother barged in like the damn gorilla he's always been. Since I thought the door was locked, I had taken my dress and underwear off and I was lying on the rug in just my socks. He almost stepped on me. Even though he was really cool about it (he told me not to be embarrassed, because everyone does it and he wouldn't tell anyone) it was still super embarrassing and for the longest time I was uncomfortable around him.

The second time was a few years later when I was a Freshman in High School. It wasn't as bad because it was a stranger that caught me and I never saw her again. But I screwed up the door lock AGAIN! This time I was in the changing room at Dillard's and felt the urge to "do my thing. I can have orgasms fairly easily and quickly, so I closed the little slide latch and assumed it was shut. I proceeded to pull off my pants and undies and started going at it sitting on the little stool they put in there. Well me, like an idiot, I was facing the door with my legs wide open like a slut and not even 2 minutes later the door shook from someone pushing it, and it made me pause, but not even a split second later the latch came loose and a girl with a hand full of clothes walked in. Her eyes bugged out and she said "I'm so sorry" as she backpedaled out. I just froze. I was so embarrassed.

The third time wasn't a door lock. It was just me being a little too adventurous. I was a senior in college and I was waiting in my car for my best friend outside the grocery store. It was hot and I was in a dress. As it often happens, I was horny and felt like doing my deed. So I reached down my underwear and shut my eyes. The hornier I get the more I lose my inhibitions, so soon my panties were off and my dress was up around my waist. I figured I'd cum once or twice and then be done with it. I had a towel in the car for just such an occasion. I could see the entrance to the grocery store from where I was and I'd be able to see my friend walking out from a ways away. Well, soon I had my feet up on the dashboard and was fully into it. I decided to open my eyes real quick and there was the old dude that collects all the carts in the parking lot. I had no idea how long he was standing there, but he was staring blankly into the car window from a few feet away. I instinctively straightened up and pulled down my dress. He quickly went about his business again before I could say anything. Just about that moment, my best friend opens the car door and asked why I'm all flustered. I didn't want to tell her what I was doing, so I lied and said I had fallen asleep and she scared me. Well we had to go to class that day and I had to go the whole morning without underwear until I could go out and grab them from the car and put them back on, lol.
10/27/2016
Contributor: TrojanViper TrojanViper
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Originally posted by LoooveMonkey
lol That would have been even better.
"So,
Have there been any offers on the house today?" lol
10/27/2016
Contributor: Lena Eden Lena Eden
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Originally posted by Tasha
Ugh...a few times. The first time was in my bathroom at home. I remember it vividly. I was only like 10 or 11. It was the "spot" to do it because I could lock the door, do my deed and clean up afterward (I've always made sort of a mess ... more
Wow, your story is so vivid! And the second situation you had is SOOO funny
10/28/2016
Contributor: KinseyAndrews KinseyAndrews
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Originally posted by soccerfan
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
no. I'm a ninja lol
11/16/2016
Contributor: poetprincess poetprincess
Quote:
Originally posted by soccerfan
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
yes once, I was in my room and I had the door shut and my exs dad dropped the kids off early. thank fully the door was locked and the were yelling that they were home and I was yelling that I was going to be down in a minute just as I came..
12/31/2016
Contributor: Nanuk Nanuk
Yep, many times since I never gave a holy shite about being discreet when others were home. The time that comes to mind, I was a young teen. 15 maybe. It was Christmas, and my GRANDMA walked in. Not a good holiday memory.
02/03/2017
Contributor: mikeysPlace mikeysPlace
The answer is: i'm not sure. One afternoon I was home alone, taking a break from working outside. I went in and laid on my back on the den floor while watching a golf tournament that was in progress.

After a while, for whatever reason, a had quite a hard on (no the golf wasn't that exciting!). I unzipped my pants and whipped it out. I wasn't really masturbating. Just sort of waving my penis back and forth, letting it breath.

Then, someone knocked at the door. A shock ran through me because our front door had these skinny clear windows called sidelights on each side. If you went to our front door you could look into either window and see inside.

I zipped up quickly and ran to open the door. It was a neighbor lady from a couple of doors down to see if one of kids could babysit later. Boy, what an awkward conversation that was.

I have no idea whether she just walked up to the door without noticing, or if she had tried looking in the window to see if anyone was home or not.

guess I'll never know!
02/17/2017
Contributor: Devz Devz
Almost by my SO's mom
02/21/2017
Contributor: Lena Eden Lena Eden
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Originally posted by Devz
Almost by my SO's mom
Oh my GOSH!

Details, details, please...
02/22/2017
Contributor: MarkMark MarkMark
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Originally posted by soccerfan
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
OMG yes. When I was dating my wife, we would visit and stay with her parents occasionally. We stayed upstairs in a finished attic with a weird 2 entrance set-up with a doorway on each side of the room. We masturbate all the time for each other and one night I had an especially enjoyable time as my wife undressed me and laid on the bed watching me. I think I hit the ceiling that night. After I was finished I gave her a few great oral orgasms. Months later her mother confided that she had unintentionally watched the whole thing from the back hall. She said she especially liked watching me and wished my wife's father could be that free spirited. I always get an interesting side-eyed smirk from her now and I often catch her staring at my crotch. It's clear that my wife gets her terrific body and sexual appetite from her mom - but man, talk about way embarrassing...
02/24/2017
Contributor: whenitallfails whenitallfails
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Originally posted by soccerfan
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
I haven't since I was a lot younger. My partner does it all the time when I'm around trying to see if she can get away with it or if I'll notice.
02/24/2017
Contributor: branMurr8 branMurr8
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Originally posted by soccerfan
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
nope im honest and open about it who cares its your sexual fun
03/16/2017
Contributor: MarkMark MarkMark
OMG yes.

On one occasion, when my wife and I were dating, we stayed overnight at her mothers and slept in a finished attic room. Back then my wife would often start and want me to finish so she could watch me ejaculate. She usually massaged my balls to help me along. One night we neglected to entirely close the bedroom door and her mother crept up the stairs and watched the entire episode. It was especially embarrassing for me because I really took my time and enjoyed every moment. She confided in my wife about it the next morning and she's always looked at me a little differently ever since. Not bad just different. That's only natural I guess - but still super embarrassing.
04/12/2017
Contributor: leander69 leander69
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Originally posted by soccerfan
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
I love when a woman watches me and 2 or 3 watches me doing it is very enjoyable
05/09/2017
Contributor: AmethystQueen AmethystQueen
I've gotten caught many times. One was very horrible, the others were by my hubby so no big deal.
05/30/2017
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by AmethystQueen
I've gotten caught many times. One was very horrible, the others were by my hubby so no big deal.
ah hum I believe you are suppose to spill the beans.

Yep, details pls
05/30/2017
Contributor: AmethystQueen AmethystQueen
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
ah hum I believe you are suppose to spill the beans.

Yep, details pls
LOL! Seriously they are not pretty details. Getting caught by your prepubescent son is NOT COOL on any level. Nuff said.
05/31/2017
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by AmethystQueen
LOL! Seriously they are not pretty details. Getting caught by your prepubescent son is NOT COOL on any level. Nuff said.

At least he knows you are a normal healthy human. ahh (female)
06/01/2017
Contributor: AmethystQueen AmethystQueen
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears

At least he knows you are a normal healthy human. ahh (female)
Most definitely TMI at that age. He wasn't mature enough to think all that I'm sure.
06/01/2017
Contributor: 20yearstogether 20yearstogether
I hope to later today!
08/18/2017
Contributor: lawdog lawdog
Quote:
Originally posted by soccerfan
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
yeah,my wife catches me all the time....
09/23/2020
Contributor: CuriousFun CuriousFun
I've been walked in on while having sex, but never while masturbating.

Closest I came was actually fairly recently. It was more getting interrupted than getting caught, but I'll share the story anyway.

I had a new roommate move in a couple months ago, and her first night here, we hung out downstairs for a while after getting all her stuff moved in, then we both headed to our respective bedrooms for the night. I figured that I'd given her the run-down on everything about the place, and thought that she'd be squared away for the night and I could finally unwind and play with some of my toys. I got all set up and was just starting to use one of my favourite vibrators on my clit when my phone went off. She was texting me asking how to turn on the shower (our shower faucet is a little unusual). So I dropped what I was doing, put my clothes back on, went and showed her how to work the shower, then returned to playing with my vibrator. I'd just inserted it and was really starting to enjoy myself....when there was a knock on my door. I probably sounded a little annoyed when I asked, "What?!?!" because she immediately started apologising profusely and said she just needed the log-in info for our wifi. Thankfully she didn't open my bedroom door (my bedroom doesn't lock), because the way my bedroom is set up, my splayed legs and genitals would have been in full view from the doorway, haha. I once again dropped what I was doing, put my clothes back on, and gave her the sticky-note with the log-in information, then got back down to business....and then was interrupted with a few more texts because the password had some strange characters in it and it took her several tries to get it entered in correctly.

Long story short, my roommate eventually got connected to the internet and I eventually got my orgasm, so everyone went to bed happy, but I'm pretty sure that's the closest I've ever come to getting caught masturbating. I guess I've generally been pretty fortunate in that regard.
09/24/2020