This one hasn't happened yet, but I could see it happening.... easily.

Thou shalt make sure EF is NOT on the screen when your parents Skype you, lest your child accidentally hits "share" and they see your latest review about tribbing with a Fleshlight. less

Re: your side note.... not yet.... waiting for the bastard TOM to leave so I can get all cleaned up and give her (Tera Patrick, that is...) a go...

Oh, and no one better steal my idea... I already posted on Dwtim's FL review that I was going to try this... for scientific and review purposes... of course! less

So I'm new here, and since the community has been very welcoming so far, I wanted to stimulate (see what I did there?) some discussion.

I know there are some rules you follow after experience with toys. Some are based on experience, others common sense, others just your own preference and personality. I'll start with a few, and you can feel free to add your own.

THOU SHALT NOT SKIP WARMING UP!- This is especially important with larger toys. You're dealing with sensitive areas that only relax when you allow them to, and warming up will help to avoid pain and suffering. A little lube, a finger, a smaller toy... these things are priceless.


THOU SHALT KEEP A DRY HAND!- Okay, so this one is from personal experience. As technology advances, you end up with vibrators with different types of dials and controls, and materials that are more slippery than a dog in a bathtub. If you allow both hands to become lubricated, trouble will follow. Try turning up or down a rotating base of a vibrator with a slippery hand. Frustrating! Follow the rule- one hand for lubrication, one hand for control.


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Thou shalt NOT stick items up your ass that could be shoved completely up your ass. Length is not an excuse and will not guarrantee that your hungry ass won't munch an entire 11 inch cucumber.

Thou shalt confine anal play to items specifically designed for anal play, vegetables are not designed for anal play. Neither are lighbulbs, children's toys, living animals or glass bottles designed to be shoved up your ass.

Thou shalt not mistake your vacuum cleaner for a sex toy.

Thou shalt patch test all silicone toys before slathering them with silicone lube.

Thou shalt NOT share jelly, rubber or latex toys without covering them with a condom.

Thou shalt Not stick a naked toy up your ass, then stick it in your pussy before licking it clean. For goodness sweet sake keep anal toys for anal activities. If this is too difficult use silicone, glass, metal, or ceramic and boil, bleach or otherwise thoroughly clean toys that are too perfect for ass and pussy!

Thou shalt NOT buzz your partner's clit to complete numbness just cause she makes funny faces when she's tied up.

Thou shalt stop anal penetration at the first ouch...not three minutes later!

Thou shalt not pass on erroneous and possibly dangerous urban myths about women's bodies. >.<

Thou shalt understand that desiring anal penetration doesn't mean you are gay...desiring anal penetration from a warm cock with a man attached means you are possibly gay. If you also enjoy a warm living pussy then you are bi-sexual.

Thou shalt always use lubricant suitable to your needs when being penetrated by a toy, your vaginal (or anal) tissues will thank you. less