I'm sure she's seen them but she knows I have them so it's not that big of a deal

nope

My mother opened one of my packages from EF, once. It contained a massive, glossy, vibrating butt plug in menacing black.

I heard her laughing from down in the laundry room.

I didn't vote as I live on a different continent from my parents and if they were to go poking when they visited they would probably not want to admit to it.

I did work with a girl when I was younger who told me that the evening before her father had asked her not to use her "vibrating thing" for an hour as he wanted to watch a certain TV show and apparently it interfered with the signal. She hadn't known that...

no it was more the kids mite find them.

Thankfully, they haven't. *fingers crossed*

I'm adult and I live out of my parents' house. If ever they did find it (helping me move?) I'd probably die.

No. The closest to someone finding my collection is my sister's dog. She found the dildo I had left in my bed the night before after use and chewed on it. I was so mad.

I think they would feel more awkward about it than I did if they ever found out.

I voted no because I only got into toys after I left home and I can hide my collection in my own place now. I've actually shown my mom and step dad my whole collection.

My dad never comes into my room, and my mom rarely does.

Nope, not that I know of!

I'm an adult and moved out of my parent's house.
But my dad helped me move into my newest apartment and it was almost CATASTROPHIC DISASTER.

I had a plain brown box with a few toys (I don't have a big collection.) and my glass pipe. I made sure to carry this box in myself and put it in the top shelf of my closet so he wouldn't go in it.... Anyway I was putting some stuff away in the bathroom and I walk out to unpack some towels and I see my dad going through another box that was in the closet. Trying to be all helpful and help me organize.... But then I see him reach up in the closet for the Sex Toy Box and it was like a slow motion NOOOOOOOOOO moment. So I kind of freak out and say "What are you doing? I put that there because I wanted it there, it's fine, leave it alone." I may have slapped his hand away or something. And he was like "Geez, whatever..."
But that would have been so bad I am really glad I walked out in time. Thank god.

Clearly I need to invest in some decent storage options.

I think I forgot a pair of handcuffs in my room at my parents's house after moving to my first flat and my father found it.

I hope they never found any other toys...

My mother found a book about tantra and I gave it to her to read.
And I found their toy collection when I was younger.

They don't have a key to my house, and I never had the money to buy any when I lived with them. Hopefully I am out of the woods at this point.

Around the time I broke up with my ex, he came over to drop off my things at the door in a cardboard box. Inside the box were my things and a brown paper bag with sex stuff in it...which wasn't mine. He was just trying to get me in trouble with my mom.

Nope

Luckily they haven't.

I put yes, but no one has ever "found" my collection. Mainly because I've never really hidden it. I left toys out in the open to keep people out of my room, when I was 19 and living at home. For awhile I was really excited and showing my mom, my new toys. I don't care. I'm excited about new toys, and the toys I have. People show me crap pictures from a vacation, I show toys that blow my mind. I do sensor myself for some people, but not many.

I think my mother found my dildo and vibrators because lately she's been hinting about never using sex toys and never having the need to because my father can pleasure her enough, then she turns and gives me a really nasty look...which she has never done before until recently...she was in my room...>_> Damn that woman. I knew it was gonna happen no matter HOW often I put clothing over my toys.