If your vagina could talk, what would it say?

Contributor: V.T.T V.T.T
But only TWO words? Thank you!
09/19/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
"I'm tired....but happy." We've been very busy lately.
09/19/2010
Contributor: Jenniae09 Jenniae09
Why stop??? haha
09/19/2010
Contributor: Jenniae09 Jenniae09
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
"Quit shoving shit in me, you bitch."
Hahaha I love this one.
09/19/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
"More, please"

or

"I'm hungry!!!"
LOL!
09/19/2010
Contributor: iceman681 iceman681
this is a funny topic cause i always joke with my wife about her's yelling at me (come here now,touch me, lick me)
09/19/2010
Contributor: primrose88 primrose88
Quote:
Originally posted by MsTryska
FEED ME, Seymour!

(just kidding - but everytime i see this post I think of that line from Little Shop of Horrors.)

Today my vagina would say..."hmm...i think Aunt Flo is coming to visit in a couple of days."

(My vagina is verbose)
FEED ME, Seymour!

LMAO!
03/06/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Real please!
03/07/2011
Contributor: Tart Tart
Love me.
03/07/2011
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
Mine would totally say, today:

STOP COMPLAINING.
03/07/2011