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Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
This question comes from Eve Ensler's The Vagina Monologues.

If your vagina could talk, what would it say? (Two words)

Some examples are:
start again
lick me
stay home
brave choice
think again
08/27/2010
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Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
This question comes from Eve Ensler's The Vagina Monologues.

If your vagina could talk, what would it say? (Two words)

Some examples are:
start again
lick me
stay home
brave choice
think again
harder please
08/27/2010
Contributor: kittycat414 kittycat414
Thanks!! Again!??!
08/27/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
feels good!
08/27/2010
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
If my vagina could talk, I think it would say one of two things:

HURRY UP
or
SLOW DOWN
08/27/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Right this minute?

*SIGH*

We had a really great night last night, and again this morning. She (my vagina) is VERY happy, and fulfilled at the moment.

*SIGH*

Usually, though, she says, "MORE, MORE!!!!"
08/27/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
"More please"

I don't toy enough like I should, haha.
08/27/2010
Contributor: MsTryska MsTryska
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
This question comes from Eve Ensler's The Vagina Monologues.

If your vagina could talk, what would it say? (Two words)

Some examples are:
start again
lick me
stay home
brave choice
think again
FEED ME, Seymour!

(just kidding - but everytime i see this post I think of that line from Little Shop of Horrors.)

Today my vagina would say..."hmm...i think Aunt Flo is coming to visit in a couple of days."

(My vagina is verbose)
08/27/2010
Contributor: SueB1959 SueB1959
Quote:
Originally posted by MsTryska
FEED ME, Seymour!

(just kidding - but everytime i see this post I think of that line from Little Shop of Horrors.)

Today my vagina would say..."hmm...i think Aunt Flo is coming to visit in a couple of days."

(My vagina is verbose)
Never enough
08/28/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Quote:
Originally posted by MsTryska
FEED ME, Seymour!

(just kidding - but everytime i see this post I think of that line from Little Shop of Horrors.)

Today my vagina would say..."hmm...i think Aunt Flo is coming to visit in a couple of days."

(My vagina is verbose)
LOL, don't you hate it when your vagina just wants to talk talk talk and won't shut up?
08/28/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Tori Rebel
LOL, don't you hate it when your vagina just wants to talk talk talk and won't shut up?
Jeez, I hate that. Damn twat never shuts the fuck up.
08/28/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
"It's a fucking desert in here - no man's land!"

(I know, more than two words. Maybe it'll be "Anybody home???")
08/28/2010
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
I'm sore!
08/28/2010
Contributor: RadRach RadRach
Again...Again!!! Harder!
09/03/2010
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Today, "Squirtastic!"
09/03/2010
Contributor: gone77 gone77
"Isn't it about time you had sex with another person?"
09/03/2010
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
Today:

You're funny.
09/03/2010
Contributor: Waterfall Waterfall
" I want THAT one!"
09/03/2010
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
"I'm lonely"

or

"It's dark"
09/03/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
"Quit shoving shit in me, you bitch."
09/03/2010
Contributor: NightNight NightNight
"I'm lonely" is perfect right now.
09/03/2010
Contributor: SleepyPanda SleepyPanda
Quote:
Originally posted by Waterfall
" I want THAT one!"
Ha! That's so perfect! Add in some "want some now?...how 'bout now?"
09/07/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
"Quit shoving shit in me, you bitch."
Bwahahaa! I actually DID laugh out loud!
09/07/2010
Contributor: paralax paralax
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
This question comes from Eve Ensler's The Vagina Monologues.

If your vagina could talk, what would it say? (Two words)

Some examples are:
start again
lick me
stay home
brave choice
think again
i think it would say why am i always so confined in here? i want to run free through a feild of flowers. and get stuffed by a huge falice.lol
09/08/2010
Contributor: softkkisses softkkisses
I'm wet!
09/17/2010
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Today: "Give me some midol"
09/18/2010
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
"I'm makin' out with your girlfriend"
09/19/2010
Contributor: Persephone's Addiction Persephone's Addiction
just two words?

"Again, again!" lol
09/19/2010
Contributor: V.T.T V.T.T
Thank you for spending so much money on me!
09/19/2010