Dr. House?

At least we haven't seen someone add "What IS that?" to this list.

You're lucky you have a cool doctor. I was once taken aside by a female doctor in the ER (where I went for an injury for real) where I hadn't worked and didn't know the staff. She took me aside, in a different room from My Man and really "gently" asked me, "Honey, do you get hurt a lot? Are you afraid of your husband?" OMG, I was mortified and just told her I was NOT an abused wife and to please just treat the New Year's Even injury I had come in to be treated for. I have always wondered what she wrote on my chart.

I think I got some extra pity Pain Killers out of the deal, though.

I have a very similar problem. My cervix is under my left hip.. like you go left till you hit a wall and there my cervix. Every time I go to my gyn or my surgical gyn I get the fun experience of letting them search a little before I remind them to look under my left hip. Its sorta become a standing joke between us now that they've gotten to know me