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Contributor: xfairyxtalex xfairyxtalex
Quote:
Originally posted by Kimbertrees
And yet another thing has now been added to my wish list that I don't need just because of the inside jokes it could bring.
I agree with that!
11/28/2010
Contributor: skunked skunked
Too funny, would def give it a try!
03/26/2011
Contributor: Linga Linga
LOL! It's actually totally cute! I would use it!
03/27/2011
Contributor: ShadowKitten ShadowKitten
I would sooooooo buy that, it probably vibrates better than an actual cucumber (which I have tried btw, very nice girth ^^)

I wonder what other wonderful toys have been discontinued D:
03/27/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
I have actually used a chilled cucumber in the summertime, and it felt delicious!
03/27/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
I'd prefer a real one...
03/27/2011
Contributor: *Huxley* *Huxley*
LMAO!
I remember these! I will pass, too weird, but could make for an excellent gag gift!
03/27/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
This is a really funny poll! lol That toy really doesn't look like it would do anything for me though, tbh.
03/28/2011
Contributor: cobiffle cobiffle
This seems a little disturbing to me
03/30/2011
Contributor: SexyStuff SexyStuff
haha it is ridiculous
03/30/2011
Contributor: krisvida krisvida
Haha thanks for making me laugh with the last answer.
05/04/2011
Contributor: sexyk515 sexyk515
lol don't know
05/04/2011
Contributor: CuteDee CuteDee
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
I so want some vibrating vegetables now! Just to freak out my partner, and to pass out as gifts. C'mon! Who doesn't want to get off using a cucumber or carrot?!

This reminds me of the Family Guy episode with Robert Downey Jr. and his ... more
Hee hee hee hee... that one was sooo funny!
05/04/2011
Contributor: Rightya Rightya
go to school
05/04/2011
Contributor: SoBlue SoBlue
Quote:
Originally posted by Owl Identified
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I haven't seen one of these in AGES. I just stumbled across it on EF and was SO happy! I never have owned one of these the sex shop in my home town had this one, dust-covered cuke vibrator in stock. It was there until I graduated high ... more
veggie shaped, animal shaped, kinda just creeps me out lol
05/05/2011
Contributor: Apirka Apirka
Hahaha! Wow... no... just... no. It's just as bad as the ear of corn vibe.
01/21/2012
Contributor: Harpina is gone Harpina is gone
Hahaha! I don't even like eating cucumbers
03/06/2012
Contributor: cottonxcandy cottonxcandy
Haha that's awesome!
03/06/2012
Contributor: Positwist Positwist
I know this thread is like three years old, but I just wanted to say I'm thrilled that it introduced me to a cuke vibrator.
03/06/2012
Contributor: freda freda
nice
03/06/2012