I buy all of my fiancee's sex toys. She can't risk her kids opening her parcel deliveries. She'll tell me what she wants, and I'll buy them.

Here's very highly classified info that I share with only the most trusted people who have highest security clearances: when a vibrator arrives at my house, I'll go full Tool Time on it, and rewire it to preform like Shelby Mustang and sound like sound like an outlaw biker's Harley at open throttle.

Humor is therapeutic.

My fiancee does like variable speeds with more at the high end. Bullet vibrators can't pull sufficient PRM's to coax her clit in to releasing euphoric orgasms. She does like vibrators with girth. Yes, she's one of the women who have told me that when women say size doesn't matter, they're lying.

A few years ago, I bought her an expensive rechargeable rabbit. It didn't last a year. She did get a whole lotta use outta it before it went tits up. She prefers a fat vibrator that she'll insert inside of her vagina and another that works her clit. With two vibrators working her pleasure zones and a butt plug in place, she'll experience massive orgasms.

My fiancee loves to masturbate. It was her preferred method of orgasm until I went down on her. Since our first date, oral sex has become her favorite method of orgasm.

It's incredibly erotic to participate in my fiancee's masturbation sessions. When we're double-teaming, she prefers my tongue and mouth on her clit rather than a vibrator, with a vibrator working the ridges of her vagina and a medium butt plug adding euphoric pressure. But when she wants orgasms and we're apart, she'll have all three sex toys working in harmony to produce melodious, euphoric orgasms.

Watching a woman masturbate is incredibly erotic.