If your cell phone doubled as a vibrator

Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Nah, I wouldn't bother using it for anything other than a mobile.
07/19/2011
Contributor: Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
I wouldn't use my phone, but I was actually looking at the toy potstickers linked to just the other day, and I thought how awesome. No one would have a clue.
07/20/2011
Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
No, I can't even use it as an mp3-player =)
07/20/2011
Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
nah the shape doesn't fit my clit right and the vibrations are really too weak. if i was really desperate, i would MAYBE consider using it. but probably not
07/21/2011
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
The iphone has a "massager" app and I've set it on my lap in public and private a few times. I'm not trying to orgasm it just feels good, who wouldn't want that.
07/21/2011
Contributor: beemonkey beemonkey
Man... would be kinda weird to smell your own pussy when talking to someone after...
07/24/2011
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
No way, anytime it's in my pocket and set to vibrate it's like what the heck?
10/10/2011
Contributor: Vanille Vanille
No way!
10/10/2011
Contributor: LQ LQ
Heh. I keep my phone between my legs when I'm driving since I can't hear it over my music. Always a bit startling when Twitter goes crazy or something

I dunno, I can see phone teasing or something, but certainly wouldn't want to get all lubricated & insert-y with it!
10/10/2011
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
The vibrator/cell phone isn't exactly effective in application, but it always makes a good set up for a joke.
10/10/2011
Contributor: domsub1993 domsub1993
Definitely too messy!
10/10/2011
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
My iPhone has an app for that! I've used it (over clothing) and it's clearly just a novelty. I'd never use it without clothes on. No way to get it clean. Yucky.
10/10/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Nah, couldn't clean it properly. Plus, if I squirted I'd end up ruining it.
10/10/2011
Contributor: McTavishes McTavishes
I do it on occasion, actually. Maybe it just works for men. It never gets me off, but it can be a fun little tease.
You don't have to INSERT IT, people! What I do is I just slide it in the fly of my underwear (which has an H-fly, which maybe is why it fits). Never touches my dick. No cleaning necessary.
12/20/2011
Contributor: Peggi Peggi
My only issue with that would be cleanliness. I can't imagine that you'd be able to clean all of the nooks and crannies out after use, and I would hate to have that all over my face. It would probably collect bacteria
12/20/2011
Contributor: November November
This discussion reminds me of a scene that I saw in "The O in Ohio" with Danny Devito. Towards the end of the movie, the female lead character places her cell phone in her underwear and then repeatedly climaxes when her husband keeps calling her during a staff meeting. Has anyone seen that movie? LOL
12/20/2011
Contributor: maetico maetico
it could be nice
06/17/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
Nah...I probably wouldn't.
06/17/2012
Contributor: pasdechat pasdechat
No way. I'm so obsessive about keeping things clean.
06/17/2012
Contributor: meezerosity meezerosity
No, sanitation. Also what if I accidentally texted someone? Brings a whole new meaning to the those old commercials about "butt dialing"
06/17/2012
Contributor: FriskyInFlorida FriskyInFlorida
Definitely wouldn't. Like others have said - unsanitary
06/18/2012
Contributor: mistressg mistressg
Probably not.
06/18/2012
Contributor: butts butts
ahhh no thanks
06/18/2012
Contributor: dv8 dv8
Now I want a phone headset that looks like a Hitachi Magic Wand.
06/18/2012
Contributor: ginainohio ginainohio
nope dont think i could do that
06/18/2012
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Anonymous
would you use it?
No. Not going to.
06/20/2012