If your cell phone doubled as a vibrator

Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
would you use it?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Yes
11  (12%)
No
69  (78%)
Maybe
8  (9%)
Total votes: 88
Poll is closed
07/18/2011
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07/18/2011
Contributor: potstickers potstickers
I wouldn't use my real phone as a vibrator, because I couldn't clean it properly.
But there's this.
07/18/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
I'd never get off. The vibrator on my phone is pretty weak. My Man has said that the vibrators they use in phones are small "Industrial Vibrators" (used for testing equipment etc) and are basically smaller versions of what are in sex toys. The exception is the Coil Vibrator (which the Wahl uses) and this works on a different principle.

But, I don't know enough about engineering to explain it. He could, but we'd all fall asleep.

I never saw that vibrator that looks like a cell before. How do I miss things like this all the time? Thanks, potstickers.
07/18/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Not particularly sanitary... I don't want lube on my ears
07/18/2011
Contributor: lanky lanky
no way, not clean
07/18/2011
Contributor: PiratePrincess PiratePrincess
I would never do it, I prefer to keep those things separate.
07/18/2011
Contributor: mandiegk mandiegk
That just seems unsanitary. I don't think I'd be comfortable putting it up to my ear after use.
07/18/2011
Contributor: potstickers potstickers
Quote:
Originally posted by mandiegk
That just seems unsanitary. I don't think I'd be comfortable putting it up to my ear after use.
I'd actually be worried about getting an ear infection.
07/18/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Anonymous
would you use it?
Um....it already does.

I have my hubby call me..over and over, and I "forget" to pick up. Ha, ha.
07/18/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by potstickers
I wouldn't use my real phone as a vibrator, because I couldn't clean it properly.
But there's this.
TOO FUNNY!!!!
07/18/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Anonymous
would you use it?
HEY...if you use a CELL PHONE as a VIBRATOR, does that mean you are having AURAL SEX?????
07/18/2011
Contributor: Sinfully Sinfully
Yes I would.
07/18/2011
Contributor: zeebot zeebot
Only if I was desperate, and I'd put a condom on it.
07/18/2011
Contributor: link82 link82
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
HEY...if you use a CELL PHONE as a VIBRATOR, does that mean you are having AURAL SEX?????
Ha- funny!
07/18/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
I wouldn't use my real cell phone, ick.
07/18/2011
Contributor: Waterfall Waterfall
I wouldn't use my actual phone as a vibrator. Why would I need to when I have all of these great toys
07/18/2011
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
If there was a constant vibration setting, yes. There have been times when on vacation I'm staying with family and didn't bring along anything to help me unwind when the inevitable stress builds up.
07/18/2011
Contributor: Mnemosyne Mnemosyne
I probably wouldn't. Just seems unsanitary even if you cleaned it. Plus I have some fabulous toys so no need. :3
07/18/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
Sex toys should be sex toys, not multi-purpose things. A phone can be a camera and all kinds of other things, but a vibrator should be JUST a vibrator, in my opinion.
07/19/2011
Contributor: Kkay Kkay
My phone cost too much to get it wet.
07/19/2011
Contributor: Rain. Rain.
Quote:
Originally posted by toxie m
Sex toys should be sex toys, not multi-purpose things. A phone can be a camera and all kinds of other things, but a vibrator should be JUST a vibrator, in my opinion.
Agreed.
07/19/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
To me, anything that vibrates can be used as a vibrator. My partner sometimes puts mine on vibrate and sticks it to my crotch and for some reason, it's hilarious to do it in public! Lol. It hardly feels anything like a real vibrator and doesn't do much good, but it's an option. I've never actually came from it.
07/19/2011
Contributor: themaddhatter themaddhatter
Quote:
Originally posted by potstickers
I wouldn't use my real phone as a vibrator, because I couldn't clean it properly.
But there's this.
lmao
07/19/2011
Contributor: HotCouple HotCouple
lol, I wouldn't be able to use it as a phone afterwards, if I did
07/19/2011
Contributor: Wild Orchid Wild Orchid
No, because of sanitary issues.

There are simple Java applications that work even on the oldest phones that can make them vibrate constantly or in pulses.
07/19/2011
Contributor: Liz2 Liz2
No, also because of sanitary issues. Anyway, I always have vibes around that give me so much more!
07/19/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
I'd be afraid of accidentally taking a cell phone picture.
07/19/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
battery would not last long enough
07/19/2011
Contributor: KinkyDesire KinkyDesire
Could never do it in a million years. I'm an utter germ-a-phobe outside of the bedroom and I'd be nervous about it being clean enough to use before/afterward. Although the vibe function on my phone is pretty strong, it could never do the job right and as someone else previously stated, my battery would not last long enough.
07/19/2011