Ever used a household vacuum as a penis pump?
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Household Vacuum
09/23/2015
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Insightful breakdown of Cock rings:
Sex During Yeast Infection?
Is this okay? Is there a kind of condom or lube that is more okay than others?
Curious how metal cock rings work?
How do you get them on and off? Do they hurt?
Storing books,ideas for my situation?
ok so live at my parents have no book shelf..should I clean out a large drawer and use it to store books? I mean I wish to have alot of books off...
What is the best for great results
Alright, seriously, what is the best penis pump to gain permanent size? Is there one?
Do you prefer an inny or an outy? (During Toy Time)
During Toy Time which do you prefer? My choice is outy, I really like clit play.
Sex During Yeast Infection?
Is this okay? Is there a kind of condom or lube that is more okay than others?
Curious how metal cock rings work?
How do you get them on and off? Do they hurt?
Storing books,ideas for my situation?
ok so live at my parents have no book shelf..should I clean out a large drawer and use it to store books? I mean I wish to have alot of books off...
What is the best for great results
Alright, seriously, what is the best penis pump to gain permanent size? Is there one?
Do you prefer an inny or an outy? (During Toy Time)
During Toy Time which do you prefer? My choice is outy, I really like clit play.
09/23/2015
Please illustrate how it's done.
09/23/2015
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Penis --> Vacuum Hose
Originally posted by
OH&W, Lovebears
Please illustrate how it's done.
Vacuum sucks, penis grows. LOL.
09/24/2015
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I don't so.
Originally posted by
TheToyGuy
Penis --> Vacuum Hose
Vacuum sucks, penis grows. LOL.
Vacuum sucks, penis grows. LOL.
09/24/2015
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Some do. Treated one guy in emergency (which gave me the idea for the post), have heard of others.
Originally posted by
OH&W, Lovebears
I don't so.
09/25/2015
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How many treated for something stuck in their b _ _ _ ? I bet you don't need hints with this one.
Originally posted by
TheToyGuy
Some do. Treated one guy in emergency (which gave me the idea for the post), have heard of others.
09/25/2015
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A hundred million times. Or at least it feels like it. Every second day you hear about someone putting something somewhere it should not go.
Originally posted by
OH&W, Lovebears
How many treated for something stuck in their b _ _ _ ? I bet you don't need hints with this one.
I personally bore assistance to removing a rigid anal trainer from a guy who pushed it in way too far. Got the wings stuck inside his rectum and could not get it back out.
See picture for example of item I'm talking about.
09/26/2015
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Push, push, push, take deep breath, push. Oh guess it didn't work.
Originally posted by
TheToyGuy
A hundred million times. Or at least it feels like it. Every second day you hear about someone putting something somewhere it should not go.
I personally bore assistance to removing a rigid anal trainer from a guy who pushed it in way too far. ... more
I personally bore assistance to removing a rigid anal trainer from a guy who pushed it in way too far. ... more
A hundred million times. Or at least it feels like it. Every second day you hear about someone putting something somewhere it should not go.
I personally bore assistance to removing a rigid anal trainer from a guy who pushed it in way too far. Got the wings stuck inside his rectum and could not get it back out.
See picture for example of item I'm talking about.
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I personally bore assistance to removing a rigid anal trainer from a guy who pushed it in way too far. Got the wings stuck inside his rectum and could not get it back out.
See picture for example of item I'm talking about.
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As long as you don't see the same person multiple times. You figure happening once is lesson learned.
09/26/2015
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HA HA HA funniest thing I have read all day !!!!!!!
Originally posted by
TheToyGuy
Ever used a household vacuum as a penis pump?
09/27/2015
NO NO NO!!!! It's dangerous. And ladies, don't even think of it. It could result in a prolapsed vagina - not fun.
09/27/2015
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Um. Yes and Yes.
Originally posted by
edeneve
NO NO NO!!!! It's dangerous. And ladies, don't even think of it. It could result in a prolapsed vagina - not fun.
But in actual fact it's much more dangerous to blow into a vagina than it is to suck a vagina.
09/28/2015
I think he'd be too afraid to use that haha. I would never use it on myself either.
10/24/2015
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WHO ACTUALLY DOES THIS? Oh no, hell NO!
Originally posted by
TheToyGuy
Penis --> Vacuum Hose
Vacuum sucks, penis grows. LOL.
Vacuum sucks, penis grows. LOL.
10/24/2015
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There was a case of testicle rupture and amputation in Sydney(?) a few months back.
Originally posted by
Inquisitor
WHO ACTUALLY DOES THIS? Oh no, hell NO!
High powered vacuum sucked penis, then one testicle but left the other out, the metal end of the tube then bit into the skin caused a vacuum and subsequently sliced... (a bit too graphic, you get the idea right?).
10/25/2015
I love-love-hate my job.
It's fun, rewarding, but god damn the things I see and hear on a daily basis.
It's fun, rewarding, but god damn the things I see and hear on a daily basis.
10/25/2015
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OMG! Why did he slice and dice himself like that? SMH
Originally posted by
TheToyGuy
There was a case of testicle rupture and amputation in Sydney(?) a few months back.
High powered vacuum sucked penis, then one testicle but left the other out, the metal end of the tube then bit into the skin caused a vacuum and subsequently ... more
High powered vacuum sucked penis, then one testicle but left the other out, the metal end of the tube then bit into the skin caused a vacuum and subsequently ... more
There was a case of testicle rupture and amputation in Sydney(?) a few months back.
High powered vacuum sucked penis, then one testicle but left the other out, the metal end of the tube then bit into the skin caused a vacuum and subsequently sliced... (a bit too graphic, you get the idea right?).
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High powered vacuum sucked penis, then one testicle but left the other out, the metal end of the tube then bit into the skin caused a vacuum and subsequently sliced... (a bit too graphic, you get the idea right?).
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10/25/2015
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At least the job is never dull
Originally posted by
TheToyGuy
I love-love-hate my job.
It's fun, rewarding, but god damn the things I see and hear on a daily basis.
It's fun, rewarding, but god damn the things I see and hear on a daily basis.
10/25/2015
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I guess he never expected the vacuum to be THAT powerful.
Originally posted by
Inquisitor
OMG! Why did he slice and dice himself like that? SMH
I've seen some industrial vacuums cause a accidental suction hicky when they come in contact with skin.
10/26/2015
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I love uninteresting days, an uninteresting day means a lot less work.
Originally posted by
Inquisitor
At least the job is never dull
10/26/2015
All I can say is that People Are Crazy!
04/22/2016
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R u referring to TTG He may take that as a compliment though.
Originally posted by
RockDoc
All I can say is that People Are Crazy!
btw, where has he been
04/22/2016
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I just mean, why would people think that a household vacuum was a good penis pump? Kind of like people putting things in the butt that aren't designed for that. I have heard a lot of the ER stories myself. Toys are plentiful and some are cost-effective but people continue to push the limits. I guess I just like toys too much to go rogue.
Originally posted by
OH&W, Lovebears
R u referring to TTG He may take that as a compliment though.
btw, where has he been
btw, where has he been
04/22/2016
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I think a big part of the allure is doing something that seems forbidden. For example, some people derive sexual excitement from public sex since there is that element of danger and going against the rules. Maybe someone will see you and maybe you will get in trouble, but you will get a thrill out of doing the taboo. Most of the time, nothing bad happens anyways. I think for some people, inserting unsafe objects into their butts or sticking their penises into vacuum cleaners are simply dangerous acts that give them a thrill. Not that I recommend doing either, but there is a chance that nothing bad will happen, so I understand why the acts appeal to some people.
Originally posted by
RockDoc
I just mean, why would people think that a household vacuum was a good penis pump? Kind of like people putting things in the butt that aren't designed for that. I have heard a lot of the ER stories myself. Toys are plentiful and some are
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I just mean, why would people think that a household vacuum was a good penis pump? Kind of like people putting things in the butt that aren't designed for that. I have heard a lot of the ER stories myself. Toys are plentiful and some are cost-effective but people continue to push the limits. I guess I just like toys too much to go rogue.
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04/22/2016
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I think TTG was just starting conversation. At least the TTG I know. After all he didn't check the yes box himself. However he does work at a hospital or similar setting. Perhaps he ran into this senerio .
Originally posted by
RockDoc
I just mean, why would people think that a household vacuum was a good penis pump? Kind of like people putting things in the butt that aren't designed for that. I have heard a lot of the ER stories myself. Toys are plentiful and some are
...
more
I just mean, why would people think that a household vacuum was a good penis pump? Kind of like people putting things in the butt that aren't designed for that. I have heard a lot of the ER stories myself. Toys are plentiful and some are cost-effective but people continue to push the limits. I guess I just like toys too much to go rogue.
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04/22/2016
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I promise this is just a conversation.
Originally posted by
OH&W, Lovebears
I think TTG was just starting conversation. At least the TTG I know. After all he didn't check the yes box himself. However he does work at a hospital or similar setting. Perhaps he ran into this senerio .
04/25/2016
As a female, no I have not used a vacuum as a penis pump but as a horny young lady with no access to sex toys I definitely re-purposed some household objects if you know what I'm saying. So happy those days are far behind!
04/26/2016
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Examples, examples, please, please, please!!!
Originally posted by
BlackOrchid
As a female, no I have not used a vacuum as a penis pump but as a horny young lady with no access to sex toys I definitely re-purposed some household objects if you know what I'm saying. So happy those days are far behind!
04/26/2016
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Ugh, ...OK...
Originally posted by
TheToyGuy
Examples, examples, please, please, please!!!
Sharpie marker
Brush handle
Some kind of toy drum stick thing
A "scalp" massager
The shower head
Blah blah blah.. Like I said young and horny and sexually curious. It's a bad combination.
04/29/2016
Gr8pumpkin
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Never tried anything like that, could be painful, and dangerous.
Originally posted by
BlackOrchid
Ugh, ...OK...
Sharpie marker
Brush handle
Some kind of toy drum stick thing
A "scalp" massager
The shower head
Blah blah blah.. Like I said young and horny and sexually curious. It's a bad combination.
Sharpie marker
Brush handle
Some kind of toy drum stick thing
A "scalp" massager
The shower head
Blah blah blah.. Like I said young and horny and sexually curious. It's a bad combination.
I might be able to stick my willie into the vac if flaccid, but once I engorged it may be a problem getting it back out. I envision what the ER doc, or paramedics would think with that scenario.
I did hear a story from work where a certain female found that she could get off by snuggling up to an electric hopper vibrator.... One of my buddies caught her in the act. The footprints in the dust were proof!
04/29/2016