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Contributor: DancerKittyKat DancerKittyKat
Quote:
Originally posted by BlackOrchid
Ugh, ...OK...

Sharpie marker
Brush handle
Some kind of toy drum stick thing
A "scalp" massager
The shower head

Blah blah blah.. Like I said young and horny and sexually curious. It's a bad combination.
Yes, the brush handle is classic. My hairbrush had one of those gel handles and I used to use that to pound my vagina - interesting sensation. I would also use the handle to practice deep throating... You do what you can! Thank goodness for actual sex toys!!
05/03/2016
Contributor: BlackOrchid BlackOrchid
Quote:
Originally posted by DancerKittyKat
Yes, the brush handle is classic. My hairbrush had one of those gel handles and I used to use that to pound my vagina - interesting sensation. I would also use the handle to practice deep throating... You do what you can! Thank goodness for ... more
Haha, the gel handle was probably the inspiration for dual density dildos!
05/04/2016
Contributor: cheekyx cheekyx
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I love-love-hate my job.

It's fun, rewarding, but god damn the things I see and hear on a daily basis.


My best friend is a nurse and she comes home with the craziest stories!

One she told me recently was a about a guy whose partner injected butane into his balls

AND he had a stoma which...I'll leave out the gory details and just say his partner did stuff to that too.

Some people...
05/04/2016
Contributor: DancerKittyKat DancerKittyKat
Quote:
Originally posted by BlackOrchid
Haha, the gel handle was probably the inspiration for dual density dildos!
Haha, probably! Looking back on it, that could have ended horrible had the gel handle torn!
05/04/2016
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
Quote:
Originally posted by cheekyx


My best friend is a nurse and she comes home with the craziest stories!

One she told me recently was a about a guy whose partner injected butane into his balls

AND he had a stoma which...I'll leave out the gory details ... more
WTF! That is something I just don't understand .
05/04/2016
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by Inquisitor
WTF! That is something I just don't understand .
You'r not alone
05/05/2016
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by BlackOrchid
Haha, the gel handle was probably the inspiration for dual density dildos!
Very astute of you
05/05/2016
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
There was a case of testicle rupture and amputation in Sydney(?) a few months back.

High powered vacuum sucked penis, then one testicle but left the other out, the metal end of the tube then bit into the skin caused a vacuum and subsequently ... more
GEEESH!!!!
05/05/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by cheekyx


My best friend is a nurse and she comes home with the craziest stories!

One she told me recently was a about a guy whose partner injected butane into his balls

AND he had a stoma which...I'll leave out the gory details ... more
That is not the worst stoma story, ear sex is always fun to deal with, but stoma stories can take anal to a whole new extreme (like threading a needle from one end with the double dong and out the middle). Prepare the brain bleach.
05/11/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by BlackOrchid
Ugh, ...OK...

Sharpie marker
Brush handle
Some kind of toy drum stick thing
A "scalp" massager
The shower head

Blah blah blah.. Like I said young and horny and sexually curious. It's a bad combination.
Electric tooth brush is a common teen thing I hear.
05/11/2016
Contributor: Lvstoplay Lvstoplay
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Electric tooth brush is a common teen thing I hear.
Especially among teens and young adults who either can't afford them or aren't allowed to have them, several household items get misused.
06/06/2016
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
Quote:
Originally posted by Lvstoplay
Especially among teens and young adults who either can't afford them or aren't allowed to have them, several household items get misused.
We all start somewhere...
06/06/2016
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
Most entertaining thread yet! I am SO taking a new career path. Seriously lol.
06/07/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Vnessa
Most entertaining thread yet! I am SO taking a new career path. Seriously lol.
Like?
08/03/2016
Contributor: MrClark MrClark
Quote:
Originally posted by Lvstoplay
Especially among teens and young adults who either can't afford them or aren't allowed to have them, several household items get misused.
I know I did growing up... I retooled the rubber handle grip from an inexpensive flashlight into a masturbator. But never was curious about using a vacuum likely as I had heard horror stories of it being used this way resulting in ER trips before it occurred to me.
08/03/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by MrClark
I know I did growing up... I retooled the rubber handle grip from an inexpensive flashlight into a masturbator. But never was curious about using a vacuum likely as I had heard horror stories of it being used this way resulting in ER trips before it ... more
Damn right. He he he.
08/03/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I can think of a dozen things that people have used or at least tried to use; from shampoo bottles, toilet rolls, soap, watermelons, melons (in general), cushions, duct tape, hard cheese, apple pies (especially after American Pie came out), balloons, tissue boxes, rolled up socks.

These are just a few. I'm sure some people have stuck their penis in electrical sockets.
10/02/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I got a horror story, it happened again at work.
10/19/2016
Contributor: Lena Eden Lena Eden
(EdenFantasys)
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I got a horror story, it happened again at work.
Was it a happy end finally??
10/19/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Lena Eden
Was it a happy end finally??
Nope...
10/19/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Not one "yes" vote to the poll.
01/10/2017
Contributor: Devz Devz
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Not one "yes" vote to the poll.
I guess someone should give it a go
03/09/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Devz
I guess someone should give it a go
Ok you can.
03/09/2017
Contributor: Devz Devz
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Ok you can.
03/10/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Devz
03/10/2017
Contributor: TheSlyFox TheSlyFox
That sounds painful xD
03/16/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by TheSlyFox
That sounds painful xD
The sex industry created the penis pump for a reason.
04/20/2017
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Not one "yes" vote to the poll.
Why are you surprised
04/22/2017
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
I wonder if the OP has stuck his dick into a vacuum hose . . .
04/22/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
I wonder if the OP has stuck his dick into a vacuum hose . . .
Strangely I have not. I thought about it when I was a teen but I knew what happened with pneumatic air pumps and thought better.
04/23/2017