Nosy Neighbor

Contributor: SexyTabby SexyTabby
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
One flux capacitor, as requested:

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ROFL! It's outta stock - y'all bought em all!
01/08/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Quote:
Originally posted by SexyTabby
I had the same problem with my neighbor (who happens to be my brother and sister in law). I usually say it's a new game for he kids or something along that line since I order a lot online but the last one I told her it was a vibrator and she was ... more
Way to go!
Hopefully it worked.
01/08/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
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Originally posted by Alicia
I'd do the same thing I do for my kids when they ask nosy questions. I give them the most generic answer possible.

Them: "What's in there?"
Me: "Stuff"
Them: "what kind of stuff?"
Me: "My ... more
I'm going to tuck this one in the back of my head for when I do have kids...and when my bf asks what's for dinner!
01/08/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by liilii080
I have a neighbor who can't mind her business and loves asking me what the packages on my door step are (toys or not.) I was hoping you all might have some good responses I can give her because nothing I say seems to get her to back off. I ... more
Some people don't know where boundaries are.

It is NONE of her business what you get in boxes. You can nicely, but firmly make it clear that it is none of her business. Simply saying, "It's material for some freelance work I am doing. It's Classified." may end her bullshit.

There are some people who you must lay down firm boundaries with. Say NOTHING when she asks you, don't make conversation, walk away.

It is rude to badger people about their personal business and letting her know you simply won't discuss it is best. I find, when people get nosy for whatever reason, ANY conversation only encourages them. Walk away and say nothing. When you engage her in any conversation about the boxes, she is winning, because she has you on the defensive. Either tell her "It's none of your business." And END it, tell her it's for freelance work, and let her know you will NOT discuss what that work is or say NOTHING and walk away. The next time you see her coming walk quickly and coolly away without addressing her.

People who invade the privacy of other deserve NO attention, which is what she wants. Heaven knows who she is discussing your mail with so don't give her any fuel for gossip.

Or tell her you have a disease (the most communicable the better) and that the boxes contain specimen cups, testing strips and radioactive isotopes for your testing and treatment. But, even doing that is attention for HER so I'd say nothing and tell her the boxes are your business and walk away.

Good luck.

I had a neighbor comment on the boxes once and he asked what was in them, and I smiled at him and said, "Sex toys." and walked away. He had no idea if I was being snarky or not but he hasn't said anything since.
01/08/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Tuesday
You could use the response that Dear Abby suggests for nosy questions. The next time she asks, say "What did you say?" She'll repeat the question. Then you say "That's what I thought you said."
Tuesday, this is an excellent way to deal with people like this. They don't get the attention they want, and you save your privacy.

I mean really, where do people think anyone else's mail is their business?
01/08/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Oh damn! If you actually have a flux capacitor send it my way, my Delorean is in desperate need. I'm almost out of Uranium too... how in the hell am I going to save future me from becoming a lesbian sexploitation film star?
Honey, convert the flux capacitor to run on the methane produced by common garbage! You'd be doing the planet a favor and you could get to your future you and save the day.



ToyGeek, I love the Capacitor. ThinkGeek.com is one of my favorite sites (other than Eden) I bought a good % of our Christmas presents there.
01/08/2011
Contributor: Eliza Eliza
I think from how you've described her that telling the truth would probably be the best bet.
01/09/2011
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
If it was a neighbor and they kept asking questions I'd probably say:

"What the fuck do you care?"

or:

"When I am going through your mail and you garbage, do I ask you what it is? Hell no!"

The last one might get her to back off... or you can use a bat... not recommended but effective.
01/09/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
If it was a neighbor and they kept asking questions I'd probably say:

"What the fuck do you care?"

or:

"When I am going through your mail and you garbage, do I ask you what it is? Hell no!"

The ... more
lol
01/09/2011
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Tell her you are building a time traveling device and just received a Flux Capacitor so now you can travel to the past and pick a different house to live in.
Hey man, send that flux capacitor my way - I need to for a launch
01/09/2011
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
I've got an idea - order something fun for your nosy neighbor - maybe a John doll or a
Blow Up Penis and send it in a non-discreet package. Make sure it arrives on a day that you know you'll be home and can monitor her deliveries. As soon as it arrives, show up on her doorstep and watch her accept the package. Of course, you'll need to also has her, "What's in that package?"
01/09/2011
Contributor: darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
I'd probably say something like, "New restraints for my pet. He broke his other ones last week and killed a man. Hopefully these ones are strong enough." Or maybe something like poisonous snake or spider eggs.
01/09/2011
Contributor: leatherlover leatherlover
One time when I picked up a Liberator scoop and wedge, when asked what it was, I simply said that I didn't know, it was something that my wife ordered.
01/09/2011
Contributor: srval69 srval69
tell her to mind her own damn business
08/14/2012
Contributor: Pinkshirt Pinkshirt
Quote:
Originally posted by Envy
Say it's materials and things you're ordering to prepare for when zombies invade.
haha love this one
08/14/2012